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lase a red and blue sharpie to color your glasses and
Meyer be caught in a movie unprepared again!
In an awkward/ uncomfortable situation? Just
moon walk away. People will think you are walking
toward them, but you are in fact leaving.
Drove somewhere and can' t remember how to get
home? Put the car in reverse and slam on the gas.
Scou' ll be home in no time!
If you' re aver" arrested, use your one phone call to call
the police station and pretend to be the police chief
then tell the police officer to release you horn jail
immediately.
When applying for a job, send your resume as a word
document so they can make changes if you change
your mind about what college you went to.
Freq
Jamba Juice has a secret double bacon cheeseburger
thus NOT on the menu. They are required to say "no"
four times-
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - shadowrated
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(05/06/2014) [-]
mfw I read all the way to the 3rd panel until I finally realized that this comp is making fun of the "advice comps"
mfw I read all the way to the 3rd panel until I finally realized that this comp is making fun of the "advice comps"
#20 to #16 - rembrandtx
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Really? you believed the moonwalking one?
#24 to #20 - shadowrated
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User avatar #85 to #20 - chrispoot
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(05/06/2014) [-]
I dunno man, sounded like a good way to avoid awkward conversations
User avatar #25 to #20 - gaytard
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(05/06/2014) [-]
yes
#1 - warlockrichard
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(05/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#71 to #1 - skulldan
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Comment Picture
#3 - schwerdaddy
Reply +117 123456789123345869
(05/05/2014) [-]
Alternatively, call in a bomb threat.
User avatar #12 - ryderjbudde
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(05/06/2014) [-]
"Do you have the bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"Do you have the bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"Do you have the bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"Do you have the bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"... Do you have the bacon cheeseburger?"
"...No."
"Wait a minute..."
User avatar #19 to #12 - poorlyred
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(05/06/2014) [-]
See, now there's your problem

You're supposed to say Secret double bacon cheeseburger
Didn't count.
User avatar #21 to #19 - ryderjbudde
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(05/06/2014) [-]
"Do you have the secret double bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"Do you have the secret double bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"Do you have the secret double bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"Do you have the secret double bacon cheeseburger?"
"No."
"...Do you have the secret double bacon cheeseburger?"
"**** yeah *****, check dis **** out, lemme hook you up."
User avatar #22 to #21 - poorlyred
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(05/06/2014) [-]
There ya go
#17 - multednipple
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#57 - professorfj
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(05/06/2014) [-]
MFW I used to work at Jamba Juice and some pot ridden hippie did this with the genuine belief he would get a burger.
#80 to #57 - anon id: dc672987
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#49 - vigorion
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(05/06/2014) [-]
< How I handle awkward situations.
< How I handle awkward situations.
#54 to #49 - zombiesnipertwo
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#26 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** MFW I actually do get the Cheeseburger.
#74 to #26 - theoneweirdguy
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(05/06/2014) [-]
that is, disturbing...[big][big]
that is, disturbing...[big][big]
User avatar #27 to #26 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Why is it ALWAYS ponies? D:
#29 to #27 - inuar
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**inuar rolled image** Maybe the FJ gods are trying to tell you it is your destiny to be a brony
**inuar rolled image** Maybe the FJ gods are trying to tell you it is your destiny to be a brony
User avatar #30 to #29 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
NEVAR!
#34 to #30 - cosmicapprentice
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**cosmicapprentice rolled image** It's already predetermined, accept your fate!
#35 to #34 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** NO NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
#36 to #35 - cosmicapprentice
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Yes! and you'll be a fine brony.
#37 to #36 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** I guess I better accept my fate.
#39 to #37 - cosmicapprentice
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**cosmicapprentice rolled image** See? your fate was already scripted.
#40 to #39 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** :/ Damn I better go buy me some brony gear then.
#42 to #40 - cosmicapprentice
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Go ahead and buy dem ponies figurines, you'll know what to do next.
#43 to #42 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** ;/ That rolled image of yours is frighteningly accurate.

Also my girlfriend just called, she thinks we should be friends.
User avatar #44 to #43 - cosmicapprentice
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Oh I didn't rolled that, I added it from my reaction folder.

Also, the pic you just rolled now is an accurate expression And also, a trap.
User avatar #93 to #44 - garaichu
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Is it really a trap if you're told he's a he from the beginning tho?
#45 to #44 - reginleif
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** I'm just full of ****** rolls tonight.
#56 to #45 - anon id: bb0a6bb7
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Dude, the white and purple things look just like Rarity! You rolled another PONY!
User avatar #46 to #45 - cosmicapprentice
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I actually was in the thread where your previous rolled image comment #43 comes from, that's actually a pretty scary coincidence.
#92 to #39 - shambizzle
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(05/06/2014) [-]
That's a good roll.
#58 to #37 - anon id: e708d0ea
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
#38 to #37 - cosmicapprentice
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User avatar #61 to #37 - assassindash
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolls 6**

Why the **** not? I already made an oath to flirt and maybe **** god.
User avatar #72 to #29 - killerliquid
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Christ that's horrifying
User avatar #41 to #29 - cosmicapprentice
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Comment #37
#66 - drunkengnome
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(05/06/2014) [-]
MFW title
#67 to #66 - drunkengnome
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#68 to #66 - drunkengnome
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MFW description
#69 to #68 - drunkengnome
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(05/06/2014) [-]
MFW tags

I love you 2
User avatar #84 to #68 - eloys
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Hey! Don't steal my profile picture! Just kidding I love you No homo
#86 to #84 - drunkengnome
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(05/06/2014) [-]
It's okay sweet child
It's okay sweet child
#75 to #68 - anon id: bf32f85f
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(05/06/2014) [-]
And I'm just posting this to ruin it all.
User avatar #55 - amuzen
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(05/06/2014) [-]
Combo these together by going to a jahmba juice, asking for a bacon cheeseburger five times, realizing the internet lied about the burger thing, moon walk away to your car, then slam on the reverse on your car, get arrested, and do the police thingie.