lase a red and blue sharpie to color your glasses and
Meyer be caught in a movie unprepared again!
In an awkward/ uncomfortable situation? Just
moon walk away. People will think you are walking
toward them, but you are in fact leaving.
Drove somewhere and can' t remember how to get
home? Put the car in reverse and slam on the gas.
Scou' ll be home in no time!
If you' re aver" arrested, use your one phone call to call
the police station and pretend to be the police chief
then tell the police officer to release you horn jail
When applying for a job, send your resume as a word
document so they can make changes if you change
your mind about what college you went to.
Jamba Juice has a secret double bacon cheeseburger
thus NOT on the menu. They are required to say "no"