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HERP DERP, GIVE ME THUMBS
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Choose Your Destiny
Primary
Fires a decently common 5. 56 NATO. Easy to dress with optics.
2. Kalashnikov
Causes heavy damage, firing 7. 62. Extremely reliable.
3. Ultimat 100
Fires common 5. 56. Maximum range of 1, 300 yards with
sight adjustments.
Very light, extremely reliable.
Peer
5. Ithaca Model 37 Stakeout
Versatile, firing 12, 16, 20, or 28 gauge.
Secondary
1. Colt Anaconda
Fires .44 Special, .44 Magnum, or .45 Colt
2. Colt .45 ACP
Updated 1 from WWY, fires a tactical .45 ACP
hollowpoint round.
3. Glock 17
Shoots .45 Colt or MO S& W. Very reliable.
4. IV/ l Desert Eagle
Fires an extremely powerful .50 caliber round, making it
extremely effective on undead and humans respectively.
5. Beretta
Military grade, fires Parabellum
And gold, (aux: why he **** wt?
Melee
1. Khukuri Blade
Nth weight added to the front of the blade, hits are far more
effective, possibly causing dismemberment.
2. Ontario Marine Raider
Basically an updated KBAR, just as versatile, just as deadly.
4. Mere Club
Basically a small hammer, can crush bone if swung hard enough.
5. Nailed Baseball Bat
To cause blunt trauma as well as puncture wounds.
Gadget
1. Maglight Flashlight
2. Binoculars
slit,,
3. Pocket Tool
Homo lad‘ at thirsting
4. Extra Ammunition
Because everyone could use a little extra
5. Grappling Hook
Depending on your situation, it could save you or kill you.
Location
Here' s a game for you. ‘Toll 2* at the beginning
of your comment, and if:
City. More zombies, more supplies
Suburbs. Lots of zombies, not as many supplies as
cities.
Outskirts. Edge of a city or town, mostly industrial.
Isolated. Little to no zombies, little to no supplies.
Remote Mountainous. Easy hunting for food, no
zombies, cold temperatures.
Remote Desert. No game to hunt, no zombies, hot
as **** .
Coastal. Decent amount of zombies, decent
supplies, temperatures.
Wherever you are now lol
Military Base. Military will take care of you.
Travel. You never stay in one spot, always on the
move. "Why roll?" you might ask? You never know
where you' re going to be at the start of a
zombie attack.
P. S. If dubs, you choose. If 34 or 69 your ass is stuck in
the middle of the ocean on a boat.
Companion
1. Dakota Meyer
Rescued 36 fellow Marines, killed AT LEAST 8 insurgents, and went into the
line of fire 4 times to recover the bodies of his fallen comrades. Awarded
the Medal of Honor and the Navy Cross, the highest honors possible for a
United States Marine.
2. Leroy Petry
Army Ranger, Senior Parachutes, and Medal of Honor recipient. He
was ambushed in a courtyard with a fellow Ranger, shot in both legs,
and still managed to lead his Ranger to safety. He threw grenades to
provide cover. Two other Rangers came to their aid, and were
wounded by an insurgent grenade. A second grenade landed near
the two wounded Rangers, and he ran, grabbed the grenade, and
threw it, blowing off his own hand. He managed to put a tourniquet
on, and radio for help. Awarded the Medal oh Honor on 12, July,
201 1 for "conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life
above and beyond the call of duty."
3. Salvatore Giunta
Ambushed during a patrol by heavily armed insurgents, running into the line
of fire to save his wounded squad leader. As he dragged his squad leader to
cover, Giunta was hit in his body armor and his sidearm, and responded by
engaging the enemy, and throwing grenades to conceal his position. He then
administered medical treatment, and continued to look for fellow wounded
soldiers. Noticing one of the soldiers were missing from the element, he
pushed forward over a hill, and noticed two insurgents dragging off the
missing soldier. He engaged, killing one and wounding the other. He then
administered first aid to the wounded soldier. The ambush was named a
success, and his actions were noted as integral. He was awarded the Medal
of Honor on 10, September 2010.
I chose soldiers, Medal of Honor recipients to be
more specific, because they have extremely badass
stories, and are extremely badass themselves. Not
those ********* actors people are picking.
Roll dubs with first or you we
to pick Companion as well.
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User avatar #30 - flatulance (05/01/2012) [-]
READ IT ALL THANKS GOOD TO HERE ABOUT THE HEROS ONCE IN A WHILE
+1
#22 - andrewjo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 - darklucius (04/08/2012) [+] (16 replies)
**darklucius rolls 35** lol @ melee weapons. 1,2,4,5...

Anyways...
Primary: Ultimax 100
Secondary: Glock 17. If it can use two different types of ammo, that essentially doubles my chances of finding ammo for it. And **** revolvers. Only six shots and a long reload time would make it bad in an emergency...
Melee: Knife (I'm not typing out that long ass name)
Gadget: Flashlight
Companion? None of the above. All went back to save their friends/allies. This would be a bad idea in a zombie apocalypse. Anyone injured or lost must be left behind. There is no cure, therefore it is useless and dangerous to try and save them.
User avatar #44 - dashandsmash (05/28/2013) [-]
**dashandsmash rolls 23**
#43 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 42**
#42 - demonsoki (12/03/2012) [-]
**demonsoki rolls 36** im goin with 1,4,1,3 on this one. i chose none of those companions. what will fate bring me
User avatar #41 - lerotheumbrella (11/25/2012) [-]
**lerotheumbrella rolls 15**
#40 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 584** I know Im good
#39 - vitamint (08/30/2012) [-]
**vitamint rolls 89**
User avatar #38 - kvimik (06/13/2012) [-]
**kvimik rolls 59**
#34 - rmjizzleisinthehiz (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**rmjizzleisinthehiz rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - danieleinad (05/05/2012) [-]
**danieleinad rolls 91**
User avatar #32 - linkofdf (05/03/2012) [-]
**linkofdf rolls 13**

Ak-47
Berreta M9
Spiked Bat

If not dubs, Dakota Meyer
User avatar #31 - lolmap (05/02/2012) [-]
**lolmap rolls 96**

User avatar #28 - hewwoimmabeacatnow (04/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**hewwoimmabeacatnow rolls 77** 3313
User avatar #27 - bathtubtuna (04/09/2012) [-]
**bathtubtuna rolls 07**
#21 - tormenttheweak (04/08/2012) [-]
**tormenttheweak rolls 31** 5 4 1 4 1
User avatar #20 - dehlulzfour (04/08/2012) [-]
**dehlulzfour rolls 05** 5,1,1,2

#2 - anonymous (04/08/2012) [-]
Sounds like it would be an awesome game
#1 - gjtz (04/08/2012) [-]
**gjtz rolls 45**
Colt AR15
M1911 ACP
Khukuri
Extra Ammo
If not dubs, Salvatore Giunta
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