Bad-Ass Zombie House. This is an actual house in Miami Florida, which could come in handy with all the weird going on there. If you want to spend about 11 milli
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Bad-Ass Zombie House

Bad-Ass Zombie House. This is an actual house in Miami Florida, which could come in handy with all the weird going on there. If you want to spend about 11 milli

This is an actual house in Miami Florida, which could come in handy with all the weird **** going on there.
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#7 - laurathefurry (07/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
*GASP* IT'S SO SYMMETRICAL!!
*GASP* IT'S SO SYMMETRICAL!!
User avatar #29 - lolollo (07/10/2012) [-]
"but what does the CDC know?"

Probably a lot more than someone who's total knowledge of the biological sciences are reading a book by max Brooks.
#9 - dwarfman (07/10/2012) [-]
Who needs castles? Find the zombie Marston.
#55 - biggrand (07/11/2012) [-]
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ultimate survival boat
User avatar #13 - holins (07/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This made me think. Can zombies drown?
User avatar #56 - lupislord ONLINE (07/11/2012) [+] (9 replies)
...um... dead people float
User avatar #65 to #56 - pedobearown (07/11/2012) [-]
Zombies don't have working lungs, so there's no air in their lungs, therefore no, they do not float good sir.
#10 - simeonc (07/10/2012) [-]
Baba's home from dragonball?
#73 - moshthun (07/11/2012) [-]
I WON'T BUY IT!
User avatar #48 - alchord (07/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The Zombie threat is the no1 to renovate some castles in Europe. They would be the ultimate zombie proof fortresses. Walled off city areas that can be filled with food, safe places to defend against on foot attackers and unassailable to any walking zombie. Unless they learn to fly...or learn to use catapults...Damn adaptable zombies
User avatar #19 - iHAXnoobs (07/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
bad idea to only have one exit, also zombies would try to get at you through the water
#21 to #19 - twilightdusk (07/10/2012) [-]
If you look closely, it looks like the house is held up by pillars going down into the water. Unless you're suggesting zombies would be able to swim up to the surface to claw their way up the sides of the platform, I don't think that's an issue.
User avatar #101 - iwalkudie (12/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
benedicto vs stonedaddy
#37 - lostaco (07/10/2012) [-]
The hell do you do when your are surronded?
User avatar #34 - Faz (07/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If i win the lottery or become incredibly rich one day i shall move to America, have a house built which will be zombie proof and have a stock pile of weapons which could rival a small armies arsenal.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Faz (07/10/2012) [-]
I would move to American for the guns.
#12 - ziighostiiz (07/10/2012) [-]
what if... the zombies can swim?
User avatar #6 - newmainman (07/10/2012) [-]
Reminds me of the story from World War Z about the guy being a butler in the rich guys compound.
#64 - anonymous (07/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
but if they get in...... ur ****** right up the ass
#52 - anonymous (07/11/2012) [-]
well **** buying it im just gonna go to it and kill everyone there once the apocalypse begins
User avatar #17 - theholyfrog (07/10/2012) [-]
you should destroy the path at first. build a wall with explosives beneath so you could try to shoot as most as possible and if you are out of ammo run, explode and teake a few more to death and hope they can't swim
User avatar #5 - jcolessgt (07/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
******* really? i saw this bull **** on facebook....advertised by Realtors great to know people go to face book to look for "OC"
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