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#2 - awesomerunner
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User avatar #3 to #2 - lightninghorse
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... well then
#4 to #2 - antowon
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User avatar #81 to #4 - foxxywithpaws
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HAVE MY BABIES!

or alternatively:
www.dropbox.com/sh/kbxpnihc8e72sj5/LxeKpitEGW .

small collection of wallpapers, made the logo-based ones myself
#20 to #2 - slikmonkey
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Second.
Second.
User avatar #7 - supamonkey
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Be Batman or make Batman?
User avatar #76 to #7 - thedungeonmaster
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Make Batman for sure
#138 to #7 - pickledpee
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Tough choice... Being Liam Neeson would be pretty boss.
#27 to #7 - electromuffin
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Make millions from a movie?
Have billions from company whilst fighting crime with badass gadgets?

Such a hard decision
I would be batman
User avatar #11 to #7 - jaxok
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Or
Be batman or make batman and be the one he hates the most?
#13 - felixjarl
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If i could chose exactly which parents to kill.

There is a lot of bad parents out there that are not capable of taking care of their children.
#29 to #13 - anon id: 90455f32
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I read this in benders voice, imagining the next scene is him with his kids (that he doesn't take care of)
#19 - sackit
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Snookie is an Mom

Red seems pretty ok now right?
#33 to #19 - unholyjebus
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Yet you'd have a privileged upbringing... I'd be okay with this

My anus is prepared for red thumbs
User avatar #68 to #33 - enorus
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Her kids are very likely to grow up to be idiots. This is good how?
User avatar #70 to #19 - wafflepancakes
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Snookie is an Mom
an Mom
AN?!
#17 - bakinboy
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#88 to #17 - anon id: 6287418e
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bingo
User avatar #93 to #17 - laspussy
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you become the joker then
#30 to #17 - flusteredmoose
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#54 to #17 - sardukai
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#21 to #17 - luckydane
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#39 - Pompano
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Question   
   
Why do I have to stop after only one set of parents?

Question

Why do I have to stop after only one set of parents?
#35 - kubideh
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Can I choose which parents?

There are some ****** up parents out there
#60 - jokervsbatsy
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I'll choose later, now I've got sharks to beat...
I'll choose later, now I've got sharks to beat...
#110 to #60 - anon id: aa25509b
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Shark Repellent Bug Spray?
#48 - mkchillin
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User avatar #67 - PgFalcon
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I don't particularly like my parents... so door number 1!
#75 to #67 - redeadhunter
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#78 to #67 - jimthesquirrelking
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#71 to #67 - nikoxasylumz
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Be grateful for your parents you ******* ********
User avatar #72 to #71 - PgFalcon
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Dad's in prison for robbing several dozen banks. Mom is basically a crack whore who conned my step-dad, the only decent human being in my life, into marrying him by intentionally sabotaging his condoms so that she could have his baby.
#77 to #72 - nikoxasylumz
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They sound like good people with a brat for a child
User avatar #79 to #77 - PgFalcon
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Well, I do consider my step-dad to be my 'real' dad, so if that were the case this would be a tough question despite the mega-bitch my mom is.

Just in case you're wondering, my mom has attempted to kill me with knives on one occasion and a gun on another. I spent nearly all of my teenage years outside the house so that I didn't have to deal with her ********, and if I hadn't been raised better (by my step-dad no less who despite crazy physical and verbal abuse remained as non-violent towards my mom as the ******* buddha) I probably would have done something horrible to her by now. Luckily she's now over 800 miles away, and my step-dad is filing a divorce where he is likely to not only keep his kids, but also my mom probably wont see a dime of his money. (he happens to be rather wealthy).




#96 to #79 - schrutebucks
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I'm glad things turned out okay for you in the end man
I'm glad things turned out okay for you in the end man
User avatar #98 to #96 - PgFalcon
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Yar.


In the end though, though no lack of effort to sabotage my life on my mom's end, I ended up having a pretty awesome childhood anyway (did I mention my step-dad had a very good job?). Abusive dad is still in prison and abusive mom hasn't been a problem since I learned the 'just stay the **** away from her' tactic. You wouldn't believe how awesome it was when I turned 15 and got a job where they fed me a free meal a day, because I basically would starve myself until I absolutely had to go home to eat.
User avatar #99 to #98 - schrutebucks
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Damn, that's rough. My parents weren't award worthy either but hey, that **** builds character.
User avatar #105 to #99 - PgFalcon
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My step-dad made up for it all. He helped me grow up to be a man. I shudder to think of who I would have become if left to the parental devices of my mom and read-dad. I would have turned out a terrible person.