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#120 - defesede (02/14/2012) [-]
**defesede rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at Dat movie ** Who wrote the bible
User avatar #117 - cynthain (02/14/2012) [-]
Tim Minchin does the best song about the bible :3
User avatar #123 to #117 - lemonlord (02/14/2012) [-]
I love that song
User avatar #124 to #123 - cynthain (02/14/2012) [-]
I love him. I saw him recently, So so funny.
User avatar #126 to #124 - lemonlord (02/14/2012) [-]
aww so lucky I really want to go see him
he's gonna be in London soon so fingers crossed
but I i do get to see Bill Bailey in march =D
#113 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
I don't like religious people in RL but in movies they can be pretty boss!
#111 - Frankendell (02/14/2012) [-]
The god excuse... the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
#101 - callmejack (02/14/2012) [-]
**callmejack rolled a random image posted in comment #161 at What do you think of? **

I will do dirty, horrible things to you with this...
#96 - snask (02/14/2012) [-]
**snask rolled a random image posted in comment #234 at That 70s Show Then/Now **
If god is real, can he then make a stone so heavy he can't lift it?
mind blown
User avatar #100 to #96 - donutcube (02/14/2012) [-]
The famous god paradox, nice call sir.
User avatar #114 to #100 - snask (02/14/2012) [-]
Why thank you, my good man.
#98 to #96 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
wat
#90 - jtheexile **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
...I must weed out the dumb christian's while there's still hope for us to have a good name.
#107 to #90 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
you can be a good person, but if you believe in an unprovable god, your going to look stupid. Im agnostic and believe god is possible. But not any current days relgion. Do yourself some research friend. I dont mean to be a doush but like u seek for everyone to believe in your god, i wish for you to renounce your faith. Now im super serious motherfucka: dont try lieing to me and saying you dont wish for me to believe in your god, either you havent thought about it enough or you want me to believe in your god. Its the last philisophical conclusion a religious person can reach. good day freind :]
#118 to #107 - jtheexile **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes, I do hope everyone understands the love of christ, am I going to beat you over the head with it? No. For speaking your mind, I issue you a toenail clipping good sir. Let us try to avoid a shitstorm here.
User avatar #127 to #118 - daysgoby (02/14/2012) [-]
As an agnostic, might I point you to godisimaginary.com. It's a place full of thought and wonder about the obvious. Also, r/atheism is an amazing place with ideas from both sides learning ideas. I am wholly atheist because I researched logic ideas and truth through thorough thought. I hope you will do the same and see the fallacy of spirituality. It's still okay to feel good about people or have an intrinsic moral compass, but the problem lies in the idea that any god allows hatred and is completely imagined by people who wanted money, change, or power.
#97 to #90 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
To vanquish the corruption that has invaded the Christian community! To restore the good name of the faith! To battle both Idiot and Evil alike! With a mission granted straight from God himself, she is...

Nun of the Above
#88 - twatmissile (02/14/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #384 at Long live the Queen ** *fuckin facepalm* pic may be related
#84 - shugudugs ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
I have a logic. A theory, if you may.   
Since I was a kid, I noticed that whenever I masturbated, something bad happens to me, like, something bad would happen after a few minutes, or the next day. It would always happen to me. But I could not keep myself from masturbating, so something bad would always happen.   
Then I realized, bad things happen to everyone, even to little girls. And so, I formulated this theory that, everyone masturbates, even little girls, even your little sister.   
MINDBLOWN? Anyone?
I have a logic. A theory, if you may.
Since I was a kid, I noticed that whenever I masturbated, something bad happens to me, like, something bad would happen after a few minutes, or the next day. It would always happen to me. But I could not keep myself from masturbating, so something bad would always happen.
Then I realized, bad things happen to everyone, even to little girls. And so, I formulated this theory that, everyone masturbates, even little girls, even your little sister.
MINDBLOWN? Anyone?
#91 to #84 - winniedawho (02/14/2012) [-]
When I was a kid, bad things are happening to me, but I never tried masturbating till 12.




sori for being bibipob bibop
#82 - iwishiwasananon **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
Hmmmm ... the answer was chosen by the asker .... It was probably a joke! At least I hope so!!
#81 - judaskiss (02/14/2012) [-]
**judaskiss rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at CHILDHOOD: Playing Tag **
#80 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Tell me this atheists,if masterbation is OK,then why do animals do it?

Christians:1
Atheist: -666
#116 to #80 - Sleepnow (02/14/2012) [-]
I'd also recommend you watch this, highly interesting for your people.
User avatar #112 to #80 - Sleepnow (02/14/2012) [-]
We are animals. More specific, Mammals. So basically you're saying

"If masterbation is OK,then why do WE do it?
User avatar #103 to #80 - donutcube (02/14/2012) [-]
Wut
#83 to #80 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Atheist religion is so stupid,all they do is worship Charles Darwin.

User avatar #136 to #83 - toxicdisorder (04/06/2012) [-]
This guy has to be trolling.
User avatar #110 to #83 - Sleepnow (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes well at least there was proof of things he did, and seems slightly more legit, than writing words that signify fuck all (I'm not atheist, christian, or agnostic)
User avatar #105 to #83 - donutcube (02/14/2012) [-]
Im happy to see that you are a troll
#92 to #83 - winniedawho (02/14/2012) [-]
ATHEISM isn't RELIGION






its like saying OFF is a TV channel.
#115 to #92 - youoyou **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
It's also the equivalent of saying abstinence is a sex position
#106 to #92 - masterboll (02/14/2012) [-]
but atheists can still be considered as a group of people who have set beliefs which they consider to be the right one (a lot like religion if you ask me)
#109 to #106 - youoyou **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
We don't have any set of beliefs. Atheism: the rejection of belief in the existence of deities.

It's a lack of a belief.
User avatar #119 to #109 - masterboll (02/14/2012) [-]
so youre telling me that the shared lack of belief in God is not a belief itself?
#121 to #119 - youoyou **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
No, because of the terminology, a lack of belief is not a belief. The fact that other people have the same lack of belief is not relevant to the subject matter, nor does it somehow make it a belief system.
User avatar #122 to #121 - masterboll (02/14/2012) [-]
so if i was an atheist and i said "i believe that God doesnt exist"
then it would make no sense whatsoever?
#125 to #122 - youoyou **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
In most cases, the people around you would understand what you mean. However, you would be laughed at in an intellectual situation because that's not what an informed atheist would say to describe their world view. The proper way to say it would be *a lack of belief in god* and if someone states it the way you did, that's his personal belief, not pertaining to the exact meaning atheism. Again the official definition is: "the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. "
User avatar #128 to #125 - masterboll (02/14/2012) [-]
i lol'd @ the "intellectual situation" part :')
alyways, atheism can take more than one form and groups of atheists can form groups which perform similar functions to that of established religions. as long as atheists share beliefs and values with one another then it would be just as appropriate to class atheism as another belief system (whether its conflicting with religion or not)
#129 to #128 - youoyou **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
"i lol'd @ the "intellectual situation" part :') "
I was simply referring to scenarios such as an academic debate, I don't see the issue here.

"alyways, atheism can take more than one form and groups of atheists can form groups which perform similar functions to that of established religions."
Please give me one example.


"as long as atheists share beliefs and values with one another then it would be just as appropriate to class atheism as another belief system (whether its conflicting with religion or not)"

I've tried to explain this in my past few posts, we don't have ANY values or dogmas. We don't BELIEVE in anything, only a lack of a belief. We reject god on the basis of lack of evidence, we do not assert "there is no god" and we definitely do not say "we certainly believe there is no god." There is nothing more to atheism than this. I don't understand how you're coming up with values or beliefs, as I've said many times before, there aren't any.


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#79 - derpmageddon (02/14/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this here
User avatar #104 to #79 - thechosenseven (02/14/2012) [-]
Well damn, they've got me there.
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#66 - neschapretoe (02/14/2012) [-]
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**neschapretoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2177685 at FJ Pony Thread **
#68 to #66 - neschapretoe (02/14/2012) [-]
dont mind me, just taking pictures of a complete fucktard
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#67 to #64 - stubbyftw (02/14/2012) [-]
**stubbyftw rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Pacman **

its roll picture
#69 to #67 - neschapretoe (02/14/2012) [-]
**neschapretoe rolled a random image posted in comment #222 at Girls vs Boys comp ** holy shit, someone of FJ that actually helps another bro out? thx brah
**neschapretoe rolled a random image posted in comment #222 at Girls vs Boys comp ** holy shit, someone of FJ that actually helps another bro out? thx brah
#71 to #69 - stubbyftw (02/14/2012) [-]
**stubbyftw rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at NOPE comp 8 **

No problem!!

btw your rolled pic is related
#72 to #71 - neschapretoe (02/14/2012) [-]
yup, that pic was very related, unlike this one...
#73 to #72 - neschapretoe (02/14/2012) [-]
**neschapretoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2325943 at FJ Pony Thread **
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