Part of me is afraid to post this because it may have repercussions.
A friend of mine put ketchup in my soda the other day as a prank, worst drink ever.
Oh to my delight when he left his computer on with his Facebook profile up.
To get back at him I sent a random relationship request with a girl he knows on Facebook.
(The one he always fights with over stupid ****.)
I must show everyone not to **** with my stuff, EVER!
To my surprise she accepted it.
When he saw what I had done I had to dodge a hug.
He also secretly had a crush on her.
They're dating now.
In an attempt to get even, I got my intended victim laid.