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Subway Stories PT 4. Are you in to gaming? Check out my friends gaming youtube channel: www.youtube.com/SkunkWagons Special dedz to: Boxface If you want your us

Are you in to gaming? Check out my friends gaming youtube channel:
www.youtube.com/SkunkWagons
Special dedz to:
Boxface
If you want your username in a future part, PM me and i'll see what I can do!

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - krahu
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Checked out the YT in the description, I gotta say I was impressed, if only he didn't post only CoD. Subbed him anyway, glad to help keep someone's dream alive.
Checked out the YT in the description, I gotta say I was impressed, if only he didn't post only CoD. Subbed him anyway, glad to help keep someone's dream alive.
User avatar #85 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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I just want everyone to know I don't know how long it will take for part 5. It's actually incredibly difficult to type up new things in the ammount of time people want them
#9 - Ristay
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I actually like tuna sandwiches the way you described them. I have no problems if veggies are added- but I don't see how without them is truly that disgusting.
#15 to #9 - anon id: ddf52ca7
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my best guess is the fact that the texture might be gross, my dad used to make tuna sandwiches and always added chopped celery to the tuna mix, and i have to say it's pretty damn good, without the crunch or other texture it just feels mushy, and that aint fun for some people.

but to each their own i suppose
User avatar #22 to #9 - KillinTime
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I must have corn in my tuna sandwich, I don't know why.
#98 to #9 - anon id: 55d5c117
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Well you see when he said fresh caught fish, he must have meant old nasty low quality fish, because the tuna sandwich at subway is some of the grossest **** I've ever had, Tuna tastes fresher out of a cheap store bought can than it does at subway.
User avatar #18 to #9 - newforomador
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I like to have tuna fish sandwiches as snacks. Just open a can of tuna, mix with mayo or miracle whip depending on your preference, then put between two pieces of bread. Personally, I love it.
User avatar #96 to #18 - occamsrazor
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I love tuna can salad, I sometimes also put ranch and cheddar. **** yeah eating healthy.
#1 - zorororonoa
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Does Lardy ********* look something like this?
User avatar #3 to #1 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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Somewhat lol
#46 - jordam
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He ordered a tuna salad, and ends up with a sub?
He ordered a tuna salad, and ends up with a sub?
User avatar #55 to #46 - zorororonoa
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Well he didn't want the salad part
User avatar #48 to #46 - heartlessrobot
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Tuna salad sandwich.
User avatar #105 to #48 - jordam
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Huh, my bad. The Subway I work at doesn't refer to it as a tuna salad. Thanks for that info!
#17 - stellanova
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Loving these stories. Keep 'em coming.
Loving these stories. Keep 'em coming.
#109 to #17 - anon id: 32619d9c
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he got fired from subway
User avatar #25 - settlwlvs
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(08/06/2013) [-]
"Cutting up a freshly caught fish"
How is that disgusting? I went fishing last vacation and we cut up spanish mackerel right on the boat after it had been caught. Best sashimi I've ever had.
User avatar #28 to #25 - rokulda
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****** don't know bout fresh fish
User avatar #33 to #25 - AliCattLovee
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it's disgusting to some people. for example, i can't stand fish at all. i want to puke if i see a dead fish, smell it and i definately will throw up if i touch it.
#90 - yisumad
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>8pm   
>Take the rest of the day off
>8pm
>Take the rest of the day off
User avatar #91 to #90 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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>night shift
Usually the night shift is from 5 pm - 12 am
User avatar #92 to #91 - yisumad
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Wouldn't it be "take the rest of the night off" then?
sorry for being such a grammar nazi
#99 to #90 - anon id: 55d5c117
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Some subways stay open late
#62 - midgetyjoker
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i really like these; keep making them please.
i really like these; keep making them please.
User avatar #38 - sqrbt
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Heh these are good, you've been through a lot of **** on your job, man.
User avatar #41 to #38 - nesquik
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All of this is ********. They're good stories, but thinking they're true is just a little bit silly.
User avatar #50 to #41 - sqrbt
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I am a silly man.
#67 to #41 - hchhftw
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Trust me on this man. All these stories may be true. You don't even know how many sick ***** are out there.
User avatar #70 to #67 - nesquik
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There are sick ***** out there, but there wouldn't be like, 60 epic tails of near-death experiences caused by customers in less than 10 years. I've never had any single encounter as disgusting or excruciating as OP describes his seemingly monthly basis.
#73 to #70 - hchhftw
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Consider yourself lucky. I work in field marketing, and some people from my team was nearly killed by a dude because they asked him if he needed a fuel-discount card. He tried to run over them with a car. He wrecked their tent, stands and signs, and hit the concrete behind them. Luckily they managed to jump out of the way.

Though I must add, that when the police came it turned out they had prior dealings with him, and his mental health was really not the best. But that only goes to provr my point about "sick *****". In this case it was literal craziness.
User avatar #75 to #73 - nesquik
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I can imagine that happening, of course, but you don't have 25 other stories a lot like it. OP has made 22 mcdisasters and 4 subway stories, all of which (except one which was more of a very hard to believe sex story) were worse than anything I've ever experienced or even seen first-hand. While maybe the first 3 were believable, at a certain point it's just blatant ********.
User avatar #71 to #70 - nesquik
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30*