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User avatar #85 - pivotmasterdm (08/06/2013) [-]
I just want everyone to know I don't know how long it will take for part 5. It's actually incredibly difficult to type up new things in the ammount of time people want them
#8 - krahu (08/06/2013) [-]
Checked out the YT in the description, I gotta say I was impressed, if only he didn't post only CoD. Subbed him anyway, glad to help keep someone's dream alive.
Checked out the YT in the description, I gotta say I was impressed, if only he didn't post only CoD. Subbed him anyway, glad to help keep someone's dream alive.
#100 - illogicalkhan (08/06/2013) [-]
Plain tuna is all I get at subway
I'll go sit in the corner
#97 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
None of these are even funny. I swear fj user dont know humor. As long as you use ******** words like lardy ********* . You all go crazy.
#102 to #97 - skydiving (08/06/2013) [-]
I didn't find it funny either, but interesting. A lot of the mcdisasters weren't funny either, they were just interesting to read, and suspenseful at times. Since these are shorter... ehhh the suspense and shock isn't as much there, but I'd say he did a pretty good job. I love stories like these. Stopped me from eating fast food at least hahahaha.
User avatar #101 to #97 - illogicalkhan (08/06/2013) [-]
they are not supposed to be funny, as the name implies
User avatar #95 - threeeighteen (08/06/2013) [-]
Dude seriously, spitting on people should be punishable by death. Obviously not literally.
#94 - kittenfarts (08/06/2013) [-]
You should put links to the other parts. I missed the third one
#93 - nicoquitemad ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
You've created a villain.
You've created a villain.
#90 - yisumad (08/06/2013) [-]
>Take the rest of the day off
>Take the rest of the day off
#99 to #90 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
Some subways stay open late
User avatar #91 to #90 - pivotmasterdm (08/06/2013) [-]
>night shift
Usually the night shift is from 5 pm - 12 am
User avatar #92 to #91 - yisumad (08/06/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be "take the rest of the night off" then?
sorry for being such a grammar nazi
User avatar #86 - daryldixon (08/06/2013) [-]

holy ****
#84 - iespls (08/06/2013) [-]
make more

its interesting
#83 - skunkwagons (08/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for the shoutout in the description man! Really appreciate it!
User avatar #81 - alreadyexiststho (08/06/2013) [-]
When I first started my first job at a gas station convenience store that sold subs, I had to make a tuna sub for a regular. When I got the tuna out of the cooler I checked the expiration date and it had expired three weeks earlier.

Whats worse is I had watched the girl that was training for me make at least six tuna subs that day and the day before.
#62 - midgetyjoker (08/06/2013) [-]
i really like these; keep making them please.
i really like these; keep making them please.
#58 - dameush (08/06/2013) [-]
sooo....he got arrested for spittng on you? somehow I doubt that
#89 to #58 - budva ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
are you kidding? spitting on someone is vile and is an offence potentially classified as assault
#107 to #89 - dameush (08/07/2013) [-]
sorry..I guess I'm just from a ****** area... I'm used to tit taking A LOT to get noticed by the cops
User avatar #61 to #58 - superduperscooper (08/06/2013) [-]
depending on where this took place, it's assault
User avatar #59 to #58 - picklemanatee (08/06/2013) [-]
Spitting on someone is assault
#69 to #59 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
Haha, seriously?
#74 to #69 - jazzytheferret (08/06/2013) [-]
Totally serious, it can even be pushed as sexual assault as it is a bodily fluid.
#77 to #74 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
But bodily fluids doesn't have to be sexual? Blood as an instance (in most cases) got nothing to do with sex..
User avatar #82 to #77 - lotengo (08/06/2013) [-]
but spit does. U can kiss and **** a mouh. U dont have sex with an artery.

Also, i know more then one person that will spit on u when they get angry, but ive never met a person that wil slit his wrist and squirt all over u just to piss u off
#88 to #82 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
So what? Just because you can use spit as a lubricant does not constitute it as a sexual assault. Spitting at someone in rage isn't sexual in any way.
#79 to #77 - jazzytheferret (08/06/2013) [-]
While I agree, it all comes down to how the "victim" interprets it in some states. If you feel sexually assaulted it can be taken down that avenue.
User avatar #72 to #69 - theavatarspupil (08/06/2013) [-]
Some states count it as a biological attack, and you can get in BIG trouble for it.
#76 to #72 - hchhftw (08/06/2013) [-]
Some of ya'll laws are a bit over the top, don't you think? Not that I don't think it's incredibly disrespectful, but assault may be a bit too much.

Or it may depend on the punishment. Does it fit the crime?
User avatar #78 to #76 - theavatarspupil (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure what the punishment is.
#57 - optimussum (08/06/2013) [-]
Everyone has pink text
User avatar #80 to #57 - alreadyexiststho (08/06/2013) [-]
...dude...has it always been like that?
User avatar #60 to #57 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
you just noticed?
User avatar #63 to #60 - agrofenlas (08/06/2013) [-]
Dude, what, when did that happen... Or am I color blind?
User avatar #64 to #63 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
if you look close enough
it sometimes looks like the text had a pinkish hue
User avatar #65 to #64 - agrofenlas (08/06/2013) [-]
all I see is white... I must be racist.
User avatar #66 to #65 - royalwerewolf (08/06/2013) [-]
like I said
if you look closely
it SOMETIMES looks pinkish
User avatar #68 to #66 - agrofenlas (08/06/2013) [-]
Can't let a white man be racist, damn, what kind of racism is that, so whites can't racist?
User avatar #56 - guiguito (08/06/2013) [-]
so those are made up? it always get me confuse
User avatar #54 - makejuicebro ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I actually really like Just a toasted and Tuna sub and nothing else... but thats just me.
User avatar #52 - genma (08/06/2013) [-]
Anyone else thinking of the McDisasters?
User avatar #53 to #52 - HOBOwithISSUES (08/06/2013) [-]
on his very first post, he said that McDisasters inspired him to post his experiences at subway
User avatar #108 to #53 - genma (08/12/2013) [-]
Well then I should read up. Thank you and good day, gentlemen.
User avatar #51 - joshlol (08/06/2013) [-]
Dear god what classless degenerate civilization are you from? People spitting at Subway employees?
#49 - demcomments (08/06/2013) [-]
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nothing wrong with plain tuna. My sandwiches usually have tuna/mayo with sweet pickle relish. **** is good.
#46 - jordam (08/06/2013) [-]
He ordered a tuna salad, and ends up with a sub?
He ordered a tuna salad, and ends up with a sub?
User avatar #55 to #46 - zorororonoa (08/06/2013) [-]
Well he didn't want the salad part
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