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Chicken Life

Its a good life, well for us not the chicken

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Submitted: 01/15/2013
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#2 - cristianpopescu (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - trevorsta (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The chickens last thought
The chickens last thought
#12 - suckmyfarts (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
here ya go
User avatar #4 - pikatchu (01/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
makes kaput sense in english?

in german its a bit funny but i dont get it in english
#15 - phanact (01/16/2013) [-]
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#41 - marconde (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police.

Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.

As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in.

After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..

As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back.
Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more.

As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."
#58 - enjee (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**enjee rolled a random image posted in comment #2814312 at MLP Friendly Board **
mfw they taste delicious
#61 to #58 - jonnyfunk (01/16/2013) [-]
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that was a meat roll!
#22 - trolololer (01/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Isn't that essentially what all organisms on Earth do? Makes you wonder if there is no other meaning to life...
Isn't that essentially what all organisms on Earth do? Makes you wonder if there is no other meaning to life...
#47 - stormtrooperbob (01/16/2013) [-]
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#34 - CIS White Male (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 987**
User avatar #35 to #34 - xozonex (01/16/2013) [-]
...6543210
#30 - xozonex (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then there's the rape!
And then there's the rape!
User avatar #11 - foelkera (01/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I ******* hate chickens, they **** everywhere

I love my duck tho :3
#43 - iliketires (01/16/2013) [-]
and Put Put
User avatar #9 - spoonsnatcher (01/15/2013) [-]
Kung Pao? What?
User avatar #3 - matthollemue (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i thought it would be throughput...
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