Scenes from a hat

أرى ما قمت به هناك

وش فيكم الأيام هذي على العربي ؟
كل ما صار شيء رحتوا لترجمة قووقل و حولتوها على العربي
فيه شيء حصل أنا ما أدري عنه ؟؟

ياخي خاقّين على لغتنا خلك منهم لول xD

هههههههههههه ممكن والله, ليه لا ؟
الخط صاير مره غريب بالعربـــــــــــــــــــــ KA - BOOOOOOM

ايه ملاحــ KA-PLOOOOWWWWWWW

Get your filthy white abdomens on the floor, infidels! >:O

but you exbloded before, how you talk ??
infidels must bay we will not let them live we should take over this-aah website..

it is ours now or we blow you ub, understand infidels ?

What about doctors?

So doctor, you're telling me I have cancer?

No, no, no. Blowing stuff up won't solve anything.

Time to get my welfare check....

Is it because I'm white?

"Man, it sucks being a white person"

just stole a bike now riding on it to the watermelon store

I'm a good dancer...

We really should shut McDonald's down.

Im black

"Forget the remote, just use the buttons."

Ooga Booga.

I'll fit right in in compton!

nigger

OJ Simpson was innocent

My people go hungry

lets go watch Avatar: The Last Airbender movie

SHIT, DA POLICE ARE HERE

Eminem is a terrible rapper.

I thumbed up everyone in this thread:)

that black man over there looks like a friendly fellow

I'm sorry Mr Juan, I will mow your grass better the next time.

This beer is too cold, and why are the taxes so low nowadays?

Free sample?

I love kool aid

豆贝尔维 贼德艾马艾克斯

I love the government and all their wise decisions!

Wanna go grab a bit to eat from KFC?

White power.

ALLAH HU AKBAR

wow thats racist as fuck ._.

yes, of course, im racist. have you seen this thread? Everyone here is making racist jokes.
because making a joke is such a horrible offense

But that wasn't even a joke... .-. I'm sorry but that just wiped the smile off my face while I was reading the other comments.

Ok, so what makes it so racist? Arent chitlins just pig intestines? Or did my parents lie to me when i was little? I just know a good number of my black friends like it, ive tried it, nothing special, but what makes it so racist? I feel out of the loop now

Its mostly the image WITH that comment. It was too much...

oh.... OH, ok that makes sense now

''Meow''

"Aye yo man, KFC was sold out"

get it because hes my dog dawg

im sorry

"Dude, i think you took too much acid"
"WHAT?!"
"Oh, uh, i mean, woof"

nice

"Can you lick this for me? I can't...quite...get my...neck...back...far...enough..."

im pregnant

Theres shit on your bed and I forgot how long I slept in it

I saw what you were doing last night.

My balls taste better than your cooking

I FUCKED YOUR PILLOWS.

ALL OF THEM.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUMAN!!!!"
i left you a HUGE present on your bed!
:D

Who let the dogs out

Who's t your bitch !

I'll tell them about the peanutbutter.

Ahh, im finally getting used to this new body.

i ate your meat

I think I'm a Hufflepuff! I found that ring you were hiding in the closet!

...it was delicious...

dude..i ate some brown stuff that was on the table and now i dont feel so good *pukes*
the brown stuff was chocolate

"literally"
Dude are you okay?
How are you even alive?

Did you know that the definition of 'literally' changed? ._. I know..I hate it too.

"Boy It feels good to get off welfare today, now I can raise my son being the father he deserves"

I just bought my son a bike with the money I earned from my work at the office

that was good

"Will you attend my graduation?"

''Boy it's nice to cash in your paycheck after a long hard day of honest work''

I'm allergic to watermelon

"Bought a new bike today. Having a job as CEO of [insert huge company here] is paying me well!"

Maybe we should stop calling each other nigger since we hate it when other people call us that.

lawl

"KFC? I prefer McDonald's."

"Here,have your bike back"

"Boy that was a long day of work! Time to get home to my wife and daughter."

White Power!

Hey Sweety, sorry I'm late home from work. I chasing a criminal from a crime scene but I couldn't catch up to him.

I'd like to marry your daughter, sir.

"I think I'll go on a nice ride on my bike and give away watermelons and fried chicken.Oh,and also,I'll go play with my sons later!"

iil never buy KFC again

"Hello Officer, I found this bike and it appears to be without an owner may you help me locate the missing owner?"

correct grammar

Hi, I'm your new neighbor.

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

"HONEY IM HOOOOMMMMME"

"now wheres little chelsea at?"
"wanna give her a big hug from ol daddy"

"Ew, kool aid? I'd rather get some orange juice"

Turn up the AC. Seriously, colored people always HAVE to have the room at a boiling temperature. It's fucking annoying.

intelligence.

son, never eat watermelons they are not very delectable

"My house was swept away during Katrina, but I don't need any assistance building a new one."

after a hard day working at my job, i wen with my son and we bough some bicycles to ride

ask

I'm going to go get a tan, want to come with?

"All you ever do, is sit at home, and watch porn and eat shit! AT LEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND A LIFE."

ALL YOU EVER DO
IS STAY HOME
PLAY WITH YOUR TITS
AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME

That's where I got it from, I just changed it.

omgtourretesguy

I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!

why because fuck you

At least i'm not a faggot, faggot!

"atleast im not sitting on the computer 24/7 fag!"

Get a life.

FUCKING HACKER

Lol when Halo 3 was a popular game, if I was using the mic and other people in the game had mics, I would yell "FUCKING HACKERS" and "THESE FAGGOTS ARE MODDING" just to piss them off haha

lol im not mad faggot

"No, I'm good for round 2. No I mean it. What? No I don't think we need more Vaseline."


amidoinitrite

"Says the brony faggot"

"no no, im not mad at all. im just saying fuck you is all and your opinions dont matter when its about the bible."

FUCK YOU NO

Also, congrats on getting that guy banned, funny shit.

why thank you

funnyjunk.com/channel/whoslineisittime/Whose+line+is+it/XlwbGKy/56#56

LOL Go back to believing your fairytales of God and Jesus

I'm no scientist, but I don't think cats should say anything.

I watch you masturbate.

hello human, i will regretfully inform you i have regurgitated a sphere of my hair onto your resting quarters.

I have master the way oh human speech PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED, THE CAT KINGDOM SHALL RULE AGAIN

woof

guess the polar bear really fucking didnt like being kissed