He Was Finally Alone. .. my worst nightmare is to be masturbating and thinking things like 'oh man, wouldn't it be so hot if someone came to the door right now and it was a hot woman.'
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He Was Finally Alone

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Submitted: 08/14/2014
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User avatar #1 - crashbandicunt (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my worst nightmare is to be masturbating and thinking things like 'oh man, wouldn't it be so hot if someone came to the door right now and it was a hot woman.' And then I finish and close the tabs, shower, post-wank shake, stretch, all that business, you know how it is. And then the doorbell goes. It's a hot woman. She asks for sex. She's on her knees. Her hands grope at my belt. I tell her I can't do it, I just finished. I'm out of credit. She pushes me down. She's on top. I'm screaming. BUT I'M OUT OF CREDIT. She tries to ride me and it starts to hurt and I cry and I cringe and I'm powerless to stop it. Sometimes nightmares like that have me up all night, if you know what I mean.
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