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Ranch, master race of dressing

roan mm IN
if we new nun warm
or Mr LIFE
you WANT
iii) ctfu Ronnie Fatwa
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Submitted: 08/18/2013
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User avatar #161 - henryfordthegod (08/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #154 - trollzzz (08/19/2013) [-]
he got it from the internet
User avatar #152 - Girondins (08/19/2013) [-]
Next time, try putting bearnaisesauce on your pizza.

Thank me later.
User avatar #145 - Lintutu (08/19/2013) [-]
I remember getting my boyfriend to try ranch on pizza for the first time. He was reluctant because he thought it sounded gross. But i said i would try it with ketchup (despite pizza sauce you know) if he did with ranch. Needless to say, he loved it. But pizza with ketchup tastes odd..
User avatar #151 to #145 - ellenrimbauer (08/19/2013) [-]
I love pizza with ketchup, I would put it on my pizza every time I got it at lunch in elementary school. I've never tried ti with ranch though.
#131 - Ulmer (08/19/2013) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #124 - dvdfaust ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
ranch + hot sauce.
#146 to #124 - musicalninja (08/19/2013) [-]
last time I saw that I imagined bloody puss........
User avatar #122 - rasengankyuubi (08/19/2013) [-]
can someone explain me what is ranch dressing?
im spanish...
User avatar #157 to #122 - shadesofbacon (08/19/2013) [-]
I think it's the same as what we call salad cream, over here in good old england
#135 to #122 - gameofpwned ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
It's a dressing (sauce) typically used for salad, but it tastes really, really good so people use it with a lot of stuff.

The best way to describe it I guess is... tangy, there's a tiny bit of tartness to it. It's typically made from buttermilk/sour cream/yogurt even mayonnaise with garlic, salt, onions and other herbs mixed together as a sauce, if that can give you an idea of the taste.
User avatar #138 to #135 - rasengankyuubi (08/19/2013) [-]
thanks for the explanation ^^
User avatar #134 to #122 - princethunderballs (08/19/2013) [-]
Ranch dressing is a type of dressing that made many people wonder why the **** it's called ranch dressing. I hope that I've cleared that up for you.
#136 to #134 - rasengankyuubi (08/19/2013) [-]
kinda, thanks. Here's a beautiful sunset for you ^^
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#123 to #122 - threenippledcousin (08/19/2013) [-]
the dressing of a ranch
User avatar #125 to #123 - rasengankyuubi (08/19/2013) [-]
what the hell is a ranch?
#126 to #125 - threenippledcousin (08/19/2013) [-]
A rare animal that lives in the Himalayas, it has seven legs but only 3 feet.
#118 - golbot (08/19/2013) [-]
Wait, why is this the worst discovery?

Cause there are no downsides to using ranch. none. whatsoever.
#129 to #118 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm assuming the joke was that it made him fat because he constantly ate it and pizza together... Which would make it the 'worst' discovery.
#130 to #129 - golbot (08/19/2013) [-]
But he was already fat... now hes just fat and without a shirt...
#132 to #130 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Uh... He's still wearing a shirt in the last panel. Now he's so fat it doesn't cover his stomach.
#117 - dessydegreemurder (08/19/2013) [-]
I used to know someone who put ranch on their popcorn.
I used to know someone who put ranch on their popcorn.
User avatar #114 - pepemex (08/19/2013) [-]
Meh, he was already a fat piece of **** ...
#111 - Deavas (08/19/2013) [-]
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mfw i saw someone do this for the first time

mfw i still see people doing it

inb4 storm of red for a contradicting opinion
User avatar #155 to #111 - hotsaws (08/19/2013) [-]
Same! I really don't like ranch on anything other than celery. The only things I put on my ******* pizza are pepperoni, sausage and some mofo parmesan cheese . Mmmm, marvelous...
User avatar #148 to #111 - jaknik (08/19/2013) [-]
I know, right. How the hell do they settle for ranch and not have glorius blue cheese?
User avatar #149 to #148 - Deavas (08/19/2013) [-]
nope, hate that too
User avatar #150 to #149 - jaknik (08/19/2013) [-]
you put anything on it? or just pure 100% 'za?
User avatar #159 to #150 - Deavas (08/19/2013) [-]
ya assorted pieces of dead animal carcass
#110 - kaycie (08/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #109 - Nihatclodra (08/19/2013) [-]
Habenero Garlic Ranch is best pizza dip.
#101 - idntnoausername (08/19/2013) [-]
If you want something good try this and lemme know if you made it!
>It's like a panini I suppose, I just made it one day. It should look a somewhat like this

1. toast 2 slices of bread kinda lightly, so its nice and gold.
2. spread mustard and ranch on both slices
3. Put swiss cheese and turkey on bread (pastrami is also good as hell)
4. Microwave for about 15 seconds so the cheese melts a little and heats it up a bit
5. Enjoy, that **** is freaking delicious!
#119 to #101 - burndt (08/19/2013) [-]
I was pretty hungry, so I tried this for myself. It was pretty good. Thanks mate.
I was pretty hungry, so I tried this for myself. It was pretty good. Thanks mate.
User avatar #121 to #119 - idntnoausername (08/19/2013) [-]
No problem! It usually takes a few tries to perfect it to the way you like, but thanks for the feedback man!
#100 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
No lie guys... but i'm pretty sure black people started this. I remember in elementary (LOTS of black kids where I went) EVERY black kid did this. Taste good though, good job black kids.
User avatar #95 - yournewestgod (08/19/2013) [-]
I put wasabi on mine, my fiance puts ***** mayo on his.
Any other weird condiment users?
User avatar #98 to #95 - troflmao (08/19/2013) [-]
I just put really good Mexican hot sauce on mine. ***** pizza master race.
User avatar #112 to #98 - tonyredgrave (08/19/2013) [-]
I use my Abuela's homemade salsa.
User avatar #91 - bigboypants (08/19/2013) [-]
Was that emi or sailor moon on his diary?
User avatar #96 to #91 - lametitan ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Sailor moon
User avatar #97 to #96 - bigboypants (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I see the red bits in her hair now, thanks.
User avatar #90 - mitchellking (08/19/2013) [-]
Ranch + Franks red hot. You'll probably cum in your pants.
#83 - hindukush (08/19/2013) [-]
french dressing is good too..

the sweet and ***** kind, none of that country ****
#76 - vicktow (08/19/2013) [-]
at first i was thinking "well he can't get any fatter, so whats the joke", then i saw the rest.
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