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#35 - ragingflamingos (07/28/2013) [-]
Cats will use the bathroom outside. Its just that most people never let their cats out.
#249 to #35 - drinpa ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
You can also train cats to use the toilet.

www.wikihow.com/Toilet-Train-Your-Cat
User avatar #36 to #35 - dyllygaf (07/28/2013) [-]
My cats **** outside all the time and kill gophers for us
User avatar #53 to #36 - snowshark (07/28/2013) [-]
My dog ***** outside on command and kills burglars for us.

Top that.
User avatar #327 to #53 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
My cat ***** in bathtubs and is currently being trained to start WW3 on command.

Just did.
User avatar #364 to #327 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
My dog ***** golden nuggets and can alter the fabric of space and time on command.
User avatar #365 to #364 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
MY CAT MADE MADE TIME, SPACE, YOU, AND YOUR DOG, AND COMMANDED YOU TO TRAIN IT TO ALTER TIME AND SPACE ON COMMAND.

CHECK, MOTHER ******* MATE.
#366 to #365 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
My dog knows why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
#367 to #366 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
You fool! You just admitted defeat! Nobody knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch! Not even kids!
#368 to #367 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
You clearly have no grasp of the magnitude of my dog's skills.

She can also divide by zero and knows the release dates for the third instalment in all of valve's flagship games.

Your more, cat-fag.
#369 to #368 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
Your dog can't do this.
Your dog can't do this.
#370 to #369 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
But she can do this.
But she can do this.
#371 to #370 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
YOU CANNOT WIN. Your dog would not exist if not for my cat!
YOU CANNOT WIN. Your dog would not exist if not for my cat!
User avatar #372 to #371 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
And Einstein would not exist without his mother, however it is not her we remember.

History is made by doing things, not making it possible for things to be done.

Hence, Dog is in the lead at the moment.
User avatar #373 to #372 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't you understand, my cat is not the one who sets up history, but the one who created time, in order to make history, and futures! Your dog merely alters my cat's creation. Like the Dark Lord did to the elves.
User avatar #374 to #373 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
But does he know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #375 to #374 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
You think I would have the gall to ask my cat of this? As lord and master of all, my cat knows, but will not share such glorious information with me.
User avatar #376 to #375 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Keep telling yourself that.
#177 to #53 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
burglars around my area are known to carry sausages around with them and use the sausage to gain the dogs trust then swipe their **** .

It's happened to my neighbour, dude 3 houses down, and a dude at the end of my road.
User avatar #221 to #177 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Luckily, in my area the burglars are dumb as **** .
User avatar #172 to #53 - newfeliperuiz (07/29/2013) [-]
I read that as "my dog ***** on command" and it was a completely different kind of usefulness
User avatar #222 to #172 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh no, she does that.

I imagine it would be really useful if I ever get any enemies.
User avatar #170 to #53 - dyllygaf (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't have to tell my cat to **** outside or kill gophers
#169 to #53 - furiousmarshmellow (07/29/2013) [-]
I **** anywhere and kill anything that moves.


Top that.
User avatar #224 to #169 - snowshark (07/29/2013) [-]
I have an Australian cousin.

She ***** everywhere and kills rocks with her teeth.
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