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#220 - recoveryone ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/29/2013) [-]
mfw:   
1)Dogs don't like being rubbed the wrong way either   
2)Cats don't wag their tail when happy, they flick it up and down when they're curious about something, and their fur puffs up when they're pissed off   
3)Yeah, because you want something with big ass and sharp claws jumping on you every time you get home, right?   
4)Cats are already generally speaking, cleaner than dogs(They don't jump in mud)   
5)Put up a cat door, and a litter is better than a dog ******** on your floor, they can even be trained to use a toilet(yes, really, toss some cat litter in there for a few weeks, can't flush though)   
6)Get a string and stick?   
7)So, a Maine Coon, or a Bobcat, or a Mountain Lion if your state allows it   
8)Yeah, because your average dog is model of obedience, right?   
9)Longer nose means your cat would get injured easier in a fight with another cat, you don't want your buddy getting his ass kicked, right?   
10)When was the last time your dog barked at something important and it wasn't just the mailman dropping something off?
mfw:
1)Dogs don't like being rubbed the wrong way either
2)Cats don't wag their tail when happy, they flick it up and down when they're curious about something, and their fur puffs up when they're pissed off
3)Yeah, because you want something with big ass and sharp claws jumping on you every time you get home, right?
4)Cats are already generally speaking, cleaner than dogs(They don't jump in mud)
5)Put up a cat door, and a litter is better than a dog ******** on your floor, they can even be trained to use a toilet(yes, really, toss some cat litter in there for a few weeks, can't flush though)
6)Get a string and stick?
7)So, a Maine Coon, or a Bobcat, or a Mountain Lion if your state allows it
8)Yeah, because your average dog is model of obedience, right?
9)Longer nose means your cat would get injured easier in a fight with another cat, you don't want your buddy getting his ass kicked, right?
10)When was the last time your dog barked at something important and it wasn't just the mailman dropping something off?
#333 to #220 - unnamedwarrior
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(07/29/2013) [-]
why is this not top comment?
#243 to #220 - benbreaker
Reply -4
(07/29/2013) [-]
I have a Maine Coon and it's literally the dopest cat ever. It does everything above except for 4,9, and 10. But it still licks you like a dog so basically it doesn't have a longer nose or bark. Keep rocking recoveryone, as for everyone else..
I have a Maine Coon and it's literally the dopest cat ever. It does everything above except for 4,9, and 10. But it still licks you like a dog so basically it doesn't have a longer nose or bark. Keep rocking recoveryone, as for everyone else..
#238 to #220 - tossed
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(07/29/2013) [-]
...cats suck
#241 to #238 - recoveryone ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/29/2013) [-]
YOU SUCK!!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist the Red vs Blue Omega reference.
#244 to #241 - tossed
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(07/29/2013) [-]
its ok
#228 to #220 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(07/29/2013) [-]
My dog gives no ***** about what way I rub him.

he just like people touching:arrogant
#233 to #228 - recoveryone ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/29/2013) [-]
Well, have fun with your bestiality and raging insanity.
#234 to #233 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(07/29/2013) [-]
that last part.... ":arrogant" that was just supposed to say him....