lets not forget that cats live almost twice as long - #98683815 added by mattisbored at Almost Reading

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(07/28/2013)[-]

1. Cats have this thing called trust. a Dog will roll over for any tramp in the neighborhood with a hand but a cat takes trust. I can pet my cat anyway I want because we have bonded to be comfortable together. Dogs are a slut for the hand
2. cats have longer tails that don't wag but sway and they purrr which is the best damn noise ever. "oh look this dog is so happy he is beating me in the face with his tail"
3. Dogs have no off button. you had a hard day? let me jump all over you. you had a good day? let me jump all over you. you just had surgery and can't take weight? let me jump on you. Cats know the perfect time to play with you.
4. dogs tongues do not have burrs and they only clean their crotch. cats require no bath
5. yes, having to leave your house every hour of the day is soooo much better then a trip to the garbage once a week.
6. Dogs scratch me all the time. cats can retract their claws while dogs can not. And closer?have you ever played with a laser light? then cuddles afterwords? or played baps?
7. cats are sleaker and more flexible and won't hurt your legs for sleeping on them in the night. Why on earth would you want a bowling ball as a pet?
8. Cats are not slaves. This one I will admit is more fun to have a dog but I think higher of a cat that won't sell its soul for a kibble snack.
9. smaller noise = cuter
10. yes, barking at the god damn door every time someone knocks or is on your porch. if I had a dollar for every time I saw owners being annoyed by their dog barking then I would have a lot of money.

#353 to #45 - tanabata

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(07/29/2013)[-]

And here we have a cat apologist.

#319 to #45 - spartusee

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Caique. A bird with the attitude of an independent black woman.

1. My bird will attack anyone that does not live in the house.
2. She squawks and makes little bird sentences when she is happy.
3. Bird goes to sleep at 9:30 every night. But not with out her blanket on her cage.
4. Bird requires baths to be clean, they have no built in cleaning system. But they do prune their feathers which keeps them shiny.
5. This ******* bird ***** every 15 minutes. But it won't **** in places it likes. Like the bathroom (where he goes to masturbate), his cage or forts. But it will **** in the car or any other place for that matter.
6. Bites the family at random times for who knows what. If he catches you asleep he will attack you. If it feels angry for no reason it attacks you. I don't know what the **** his problem is. He gets to run around almost all day and he gets tons of attention.
7. Sits on your shoulder.
8. Will hop around and play with toys. It rolls on its back and steals board game pieces.
9. Has a beak, with a blood drawing bite. Little ******.
10. Screams whenever she sees some one on the phone, hungry, something is too loud, just for fun ect.

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(07/29/2013)[-]

11. cats are gay

#263 to #262 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

as a homosexual man I would support them.

#248 to #45 - anon id: 73b8f92a

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(07/29/2013)[-]

The fact you felt the need to respond to this with a list makes me very sad for some reason.

#251 to #248 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

that I responded to a list with a list? that this man took hours drawing all this and I took less then a minute? that I did this out of fun and people seem to think I am declaring wars on dogs....

#187 to #45 - bongobongo

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Did you know cats purr at a frequency which can heal bone?

#212 to #187 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

wait what? please tell me more!

#141 to #45 - funnyjunkianonetwo

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Cats can be annoying. One of mine likes to sit next to me when I try and sleep and beat me with her tail. I've never had a dog that hit me with it's tail.

#143 to #141 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

My cat when he was younger would shove his nose into my nostril and make it hard to breath. but I love him for it.

#142 to #141 - funnyjunkianonetwo

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(07/29/2013)[-]

In the face with it's tail I mean.

#122 to #45 - themanmuncher

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Dogs show a lot more affection. this wasnt supposed to be a ********* post so stop making it one phanact

#106 to #45 - mattisbored

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(07/29/2013)[-]

lets not forget that cats live almost twice as long in both cases, which makes it easier on kids so they dont have to deal with the death of a beloved animal at such a young age.

#98 to #45 - kompleteciller

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(07/29/2013)[-]

okay dick head i dont know what dumb ass dog you have been around but your argument is very one sided and your judging the whole speices by your Neighbors bulldog next door or something
1. my dog is very shy and would never walk up to a stanger we have no fence in my back yard but my dog never leaves because he knows not to
2. and 3. my dog is smart and knows that when i say no to go away for a while and they also can see when you show your not in the mood and if they really are bothering you on a bad day its just to help you and you can have a dogs tail removed if it really bothers you
4. cats do need bathes you ******** i bet yours smells like ****
5.and since we have a yard we just let him outside like 4 times a day and you only have to walk them at least once a week and it should be enjoyable to get some exsersice and spend some time with your best freind
6.my dog loves to cuddle more than anything and also loves to chase a laser pointer its really his favorite toy and you can cut a dogs nails and with proper training teach them not to scratch you cant train a cat to do ****
7.dogs gaurd your house and protect you not lay on your face nuff said
8.and as you said a slave sounds way better
9. my dog does'nt bark unless theres a unfamilar person wich is useful not just cute otherwise hes silent even when the doorbell goes off
10.again ******* training its the owners fault at least you can train them

and last of all i do have a large dog and no i do not hate cats i am actully considering adopting one but you should not give dogs so much hate cats think they are the boss while dogs love you for being such a good boss to them... and i know there is a god load of run on sentences and missspelled words but idgaf i dont feel like correcting it just trying to get a point across

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(07/29/2013)[-]

You NEED to walk your dog a lot more often than once a week. You really should be walking it once a day. You can't just let them outside and expect them to exercise themselves. Dogs don't work that way, they need you to be there doing things with them.
Also, NO short-haired cats do NOT need baths. I imagine you've never had one if you really think that. Believe me, I've owned cats and dogs my entire life and I've done plenty of research.
Lastly, you're being a total ass. "Siridontcare" was just making a rebuttal to this post which is practically bashing cats. Both animals have their ups and downs. Cats are clearly much easier to take care of than dogs, and dogs can do more with you. You don't have to train a cat anything. The only reason taking care of your dog is so easy to you is that you clearly don't take proper care of it (only walking it once a week).

#381 to #183 - kompleteciller

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(07/30/2013)[-]

i said at least once a week i walk my dog more like 4 times a week on advrage and no its still not terrible to walk a dog once a week if you have a okay sized yard for them to run in

#144 to #98 - funnyjunkianonetwo

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Only gonna say one thing, you can train cats. I one time taught mine to play fetch.

#210 to #144 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

you know the live action catwoman? all the cats in that movie are real. The whole scene where they revive her? all trained cats. So it can be done.

#211 to #210 - funnyjunkianonetwo

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Never seen that movie, but I'm not surprised.

#101 to #98 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

1 dickhead? again this is fun why the hate. I am simply giving this against cat post another side. 2. not all dogs are as easy as your dog. If your smart you get a dog based on breed. 3. cats require no time and where do you get that they think they are king? Because they don't demand attention all the time? I am not hating I am stating my opinion on why I won't be getting another dog. This is all fun, don't get so pissy.

#103 to #101 - kompleteciller

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(07/29/2013)[-]

true but still think dogs are better whatever agree to disagree

#109 to #103 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Can we agree that both animals will cuddle with you when you cry? and some will even try it when you get angry.

#85 to #45 - dafuqmang

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(07/28/2013)[-]

1) A dog is pretty smart about intentions, seeing as they can take subconscious cues from humans.
2) Dogs tails may hit you in the face, but they don't usually shove their smelly asses in your face.
3) Learn how to train a dog.
4) Cats still need baths.
5) Get a yard.
6) See number 3. Yes I have played with a laser light with a dog, as well as cuddled.
7) Dogs aren't stupid, if they notice your discomfort, they'll spread out.
8) A lot of dogs aren't food-driven, but rather prey-driven. My dog will do more for a tennis ball than she will for a snack.
9) Puppy dog eyes.
10) See 3 and 6.

tl;dr don't be an elitist cunt. Coming from a guy who has had BOTH. My whole life has been filled with a dog and a cat, but we won't get another cat seeing as he passed away recently and he was the most calm and nice cat in the universe.

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(07/29/2013)[-]

Dogs smell (when wet). Deal breaker right there. I don't care about the other stuff.

#311 to #186 - anon id: 7c8f31ff

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(07/29/2013)[-]

....the only time your dog is probably gonna be wet is if you give it a bath.....in which case....you just gave it a ******* bath, it's not gonna smell.

#96 to #85 - siridontcare

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(07/29/2013)[-]

cats do NOT need baths. I too have both.dogs are hard to train while cats need no training. And training a dog is not easy. then again some breeds are, but dogs as a whole are time consuming and hard to train. Elitist cunt? dude this is just fun. You don't have to be a jerk....

#331 to #96 - mostlyjunk

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(07/29/2013)[-]

I agree with you, also never washed my cats and have had a lot of them, its even bad to wash them since it can give them skin diseases and its only adviceable to wash them when they are too old to wash themselves.
Combing on the other hand with long haired cats is almost a must.
Anyways, thumbed you back up good sir, carry on.

#257 to #96 - anon id: 6449e04a

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(07/29/2013)[-]

I work at an animal hospital and let me tell you, cats need baths and regular grooming. DSH not as much but the longhair variation without baths and regular brushing get these big ass mats that then make you shave your whole god damn cat and make it look like a monster and make a poor man at a animal hospital have to shave your angsty little **** eater.

#74 to #45 - anon id: 29909757

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(07/28/2013)[-]

Go **** some more cats.

#48 to #45 - dissectedtesticle

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(07/28/2013)[-]

couldn't be more of a mind with you.