And here we have a cat apologist.

Caique. A bird with the attitude of an independent black woman.

1. My bird will attack anyone that does not live in the house.
2. She squawks and makes little bird sentences when she is happy.
3. Bird goes to sleep at 9:30 every night. But not with out her blanket on her cage.
4. Bird requires baths to be clean, they have no built in cleaning system. But they do prune their feathers which keeps them shiny.
5. This ******* bird ***** every 15 minutes. But it won't **** in places it likes. Like the bathroom (where he goes to masturbate), his cage or forts. But it will **** in the car or any other place for that matter.
6. Bites the family at random times for who knows what. If he catches you asleep he will attack you. If it feels angry for no reason it attacks you. I don't know what the **** his problem is. He gets to run around almost all day and he gets tons of attention.
7. Sits on your shoulder.
8. Will hop around and play with toys. It rolls on its back and steals board game pieces.
9. Has a beak, with a blood drawing bite. Little ****** .
10. Screams whenever she sees some one on the phone, hungry, something is too loud, just for fun ect.

as a homosexual man I would support them.

that I responded to a list with a list? that this man took hours drawing all this and I took less then a minute? that I did this out of fun and people seem to think I am declaring wars on dogs....

Did you know cats purr at a frequency which can heal bone?

wait what? please tell me more!

Cats can be annoying. One of mine likes to sit next to me when I try and sleep and beat me with her tail. I've never had a dog that hit me with it's tail.

My cat when he was younger would shove his nose into my nostril and make it hard to breath. but I love him for it.

In the face with it's tail I mean.

Dogs show a lot more affection. this wasnt supposed to be a ********* post so stop making it one phanact

okay dick head i dont know what dumb ass dog you have been around but your argument is very one sided and your judging the whole speices by your Neighbors bulldog next door or something
1. my dog is very shy and would never walk up to a stanger we have no fence in my back yard but my dog never leaves because he knows not to
2. and 3. my dog is smart and knows that when i say no to go away for a while and they also can see when you show your not in the mood and if they really are bothering you on a bad day its just to help you and you can have a dogs tail removed if it really bothers you
4. cats do need bathes you ******** i bet yours smells like ****
5.and since we have a yard we just let him outside like 4 times a day and you only have to walk them at least once a week and it should be enjoyable to get some exsersice and spend some time with your best freind
6.my dog loves to cuddle more than anything and also loves to chase a laser pointer its really his favorite toy and you can cut a dogs nails and with proper training teach them not to scratch you cant train a cat to do ****
7.dogs gaurd your house and protect you not lay on your face nuff said
8.and as you said a slave sounds way better
9. my dog does'nt bark unless theres a unfamilar person wich is useful not just cute otherwise hes silent even when the doorbell goes off
10.again ******* training its the owners fault at least you can train them

and last of all i do have a large dog and no i do not hate cats i am actully considering adopting one but you should not give dogs so much hate cats think they are the boss while dogs love you for being such a good boss to them... and i know there is a god load of run on sentences and missspelled words but idgaf i dont feel like correcting it just trying to get a point across

i said at least once a week i walk my dog more like 4 times a week on advrage and no its still not terrible to walk a dog once a week if you have a okay sized yard for them to run in

Only gonna say one thing, you can train cats. I one time taught mine to play fetch.

you know the live action catwoman? all the cats in that movie are real. The whole scene where they revive her? all trained cats. So it can be done.

Never seen that movie, but I'm not surprised.

1 dickhead? again this is fun why the hate. I am simply giving this against cat post another side. 2. not all dogs are as easy as your dog. If your smart you get a dog based on breed. 3. cats require no time and where do you get that they think they are king? Because they don't demand attention all the time? I am not hating I am stating my opinion on why I won't be getting another dog. This is all fun, don't get so pissy.

true but still think dogs are better whatever agree to disagree

Can we agree that both animals will cuddle with you when you cry? and some will even try it when you get angry.

1) A dog is pretty smart about intentions, seeing as they can take subconscious cues from humans.
2) Dogs tails may hit you in the face, but they don't usually shove their smelly asses in your face.
3) Learn how to train a dog.
4) Cats still need baths.
5) Get a yard.
6) See number 3. Yes I have played with a laser light with a dog, as well as cuddled.
7) Dogs aren't stupid, if they notice your discomfort, they'll spread out.
8) A lot of dogs aren't food-driven, but rather prey-driven. My dog will do more for a tennis ball than she will for a snack.
9) Puppy dog eyes.
10) See 3 and 6.

tl;dr don't be an elitist cunt. Coming from a guy who has had BOTH. My whole life has been filled with a dog and a cat, but we won't get another cat seeing as he passed away recently and he was the most calm and nice cat in the universe.

cats do NOT need baths. I too have both.dogs are hard to train while cats need no training. And training a dog is not easy. then again some breeds are, but dogs as a whole are time consuming and hard to train. Elitist cunt? dude this is just fun. You don't have to be a jerk....

I agree with you, also never washed my cats and have had a lot of them, its even bad to wash them since it can give them skin diseases and its only adviceable to wash them when they are too old to wash themselves.
Combing on the other hand with long haired cats is almost a must.
Anyways, thumbed you back up good sir, carry on.