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Give the orks cannons they said, it will be fun they said.

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Submitted: 02/06/2013
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#5 - bobthedilder (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#7 - highclassbean (02/07/2013) [-]
looks like we gonna get anoder 40k post to da front page boss!
looks like we gonna get anoder 40k post to da front page boss!
#1 - teranin ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#2 - flutterdoc (02/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#32 - fargone (02/07/2013) [-]
The scary thing is that this is completely canon and could probably work on the tabletop.
#43 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
#15 - chronovi (02/07/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I'm going to buy some warhammer but I dont know what army, what's a good army to buy? (please not orkz or spacemarine I already have some)
#27 to #15 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
What kind of question is that?
Are you a MAN or a mouse, of course you are man! You are a manly man indeed, none of those 'special' men who require overly engineered suits just to walk five steps. You are a man of guts, a man with balls, a man whose hypothetical balls are of such a size that there is only one explanation for this universe existence: To house your balls!

"But Spacemarines are sooo overdone!"
WHAT WAS THAT? Go clean your left ear with .45 ACP and come back when you've picked up the remains of your apparently pathetic brain off the floor!
No! A real man fights with the Imperial Guard!

"But they are puny and weak!"
WHAT IS THAT? GO CLEAN YOUR RIGHT EAR WITH A 9mm! Puny and weak? We are talking guts here, we are talking balls here, courage! Suuure the Spacemarines are bigger, stronger and more hard to kill, no the Imperial Guard. Shitty equipment? Check! Terrible weapons? Check! Lack of muscles? Triple check, does those fuckers even left? No they don't! - They are the backbone of the Empire for one fucking reason: Ahead of them - outnumbering them thousand to one - are millions upon millions of terrifying Xeno scumbags, waiting for the chance to play punch-bag with the Imperial Guardsman's intestine. Does the Imperial Guardsman flee? Retreat? Escape? Fuck no he does fucking not! He knows how terrible his odds are, he knows how screwed he is, he knows that no matter what the fuck he does, he is boned! Yet, he stands his ground and remains standing! He has the courage, that despite overwhelming odds, he stands his fucking ground and does not give an inch - for the love of the God Emperor? Fuck yes! For the love of his brothers in arms? Double fuck yes! For that sweet girl back on his homeplanet that he would drag his dick through twelve miles of glass shards just to hear her fart in his general direction through a walkie-talkie? Triple fucking hell yeah with extra YES-sauce! Now in my next post I'll detail which Imperial Guard to chose!
#55 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Did someone say Orks?
#57 to #55 - pjotor (02/07/2013) [-]
#48 - ompalomper (02/07/2013) [-]
needs more dakka
#19 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (02/07/2013) [-]
because Orks are the Shit!
#6 - qun (02/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
orks will be tread upon or in the (unlikely) event, will be given to khorne and therefor, unorky
#21 - whiplasher ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

#10 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dat Short Bus
User avatar #30 - Johnnychristian (02/07/2013) [-]
this is too hardcore for me :s
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