Ultramericans. WE MARCH, FOR AMERICRAGGE.. To start, understand the difference between the Ultramarine chapter of the Space Marine army of the Glorious Human Empire and the empire itself you heretical sc
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WE MARCH, FOR AMERICRAGGE

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#35 - traelos (06/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
To start, understand the difference between the Ultramarine chapter of the Space Marine army of the Glorious Human Empire and the empire itself you ******* heretical scum.

On top of that, the American civilization is nothing like the Glorious Human Empire.

The Glorious Human Empire is the greatest body of government ever. The U.S.A. is just one of the best ever, it hardly competes with Rome or the height of Chinese power, but its pretty much the best option of its time.

The Glorious Human Empire is led by the God Emperor whom leads them to glory with his divine might, the U.S.A. is led by elected officials who are but men.

The Glorious Human Empire has psykers and terminator armor and other **** thats like magic, the U.S.A. still respects the laws of physics

And finally, the Glorious Human Empire has the balls to destroy those whom would seek their ruin, rather than the U.S.A. which is full of an increasing portion of their population whom seek to destroy it from the inside due to their own fears and paranoia.

I hope you get raped by Dark Eldar you ******* scum.
#4 - cabbagemayhem (06/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
You can't be serious.
1. No
2. ...No
3. No
4. See three
5. Seriously? We hinder our forces constantly to adhere to a high moral standard. There's no way anyone can believe that with our rules of engagement, accountability for war crimes, and an enemy that seeks to kill non-militant citizens.
#36 - iibulldog (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Keep Calm and Howl for the All father
User avatar #78 - anoxz (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There is only one paradox...
The Ultramarines has honor...
#5 - greatsucces ONLINE (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that is more like russia

but i agree with what you're trying to say americans are dicks
#71 - captainganto (06/21/2013) [-]
Allow me to debunk this.

Uriel ventris.

'Nuff said i think
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2013) [-]
In the words of someone else, I'll just say that this is what would happen if 40k personnel were zapped over here, at the size of their miniatures:

Tyranids eat a field and consume a state. Space Marines kill all world leaders within 24 hours. Imperial Guard destroys an entire city (as in total flat ground) every 3 days. Necrons efficiently kill off a city per day. Japan declares allegiance to Chaos, everyone who ever went to Japan sprouts spikes and starts worshipping Chaos ASAP. Tau take over a clerk's office in a small manufacturing plant in Hong Kong. Declare themselves the conquerers of this world, is stepped on by the night janitor, who they repel efffortlessly with no casualties. Eldar got to Europe, fit in effortlessly. Dark Eldar got to Middle East, fit in effortlessly. Orks take over Africa, everybody wonders why ******* got shorter, then take over the rest of the world in the following week.
#2 - crazyolitis (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What kind of people would be the other races?
Tau would be kind of like Canadians, I think.
Who would be the Eldar, Tyranids, Chaos, Orks, Dark Elder, etc.
#50 - crazycommando (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i'm not pro-american, but neither am i anti-american but you....wow   
   
other countries have been like this in the past... England, France, Germany...etc, etc
i'm not pro-american, but neither am i anti-american but you....wow

other countries have been like this in the past... England, France, Germany...etc, etc
#43 - oosskkyy (06/20/2013) [-]
what were you saying?
#42 - oosskkyy (06/20/2013) [-]
I ... I don't know if troll.... or just 						*******					 insane.
I ... I don't know if troll.... or just ******* insane.
#40 - thenewmaroi (06/20/2013) [-]
If it were like this then I'd be fighting back for sure.
User avatar #17 - trisketthebiskit (06/19/2013) [-]
HERETIC!!
User avatar #86 - hellsjester ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm not angered but hopeful this is true minus oboma is emperor stuff.... i want emperical humanity so bad sick of all discrimination cards and femnazi's and such. you wanna be equal well congratulations you've been drafted to die standing and for a noble cause. the furtherment of mankind as a whole. **** you color, religion, race, creed, wealth. you all die the same. not to mention your ruled by fair and just super beings know astartes who's entire system is based on honor and true justice. plus i really wanna be a imperial guard lol.
FOR THE EMPEROR !!!!!!!
User avatar #81 - thewisedane (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Plus, the damn Ultrasmurfs doesn't really do anything worldshaking like the other chapters - they just arrive and **** things up to steal the glory.
User avatar #82 to #81 - konradkurze (07/09/2013) [-]
well that was pretty much USA in WW2, arrive and **** things up, then steal the glory from russia
nowadays, usa ***** things up and gets the media to call that glory
User avatar #75 - fusionblade (06/22/2013) [-]
I see a little more Greek overtones
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