If the Emperor had Text-to-Speech Ep1

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The Emperor is now able to let loose everything he has wanted to say during all these years of on the Golden Throne!
I am going upload all of these one a day at roughly the same time (longer delays for later episodes as they are huge)
due to fj not accepting any one video larger then 1 gb (even though it says otherwise) this is only 720p60fps

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#2 - rothingham (11/19/2015) [-]

Never played Warhammer, but damn these are ******* great!

"SHUT YOUR FACE YOU ******* BANANA"

#12 to #2 - belshir (11/20/2015) [-]

honestly i love it, its nice to see the story progress in some way even if its a parody

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#4 - njall (11/19/2015) [-]

>I don't know guys, maybe after so long he is no longer himself
>maybe he is gone senile
>maybe 10k of being left alone with the pain of his most cherised son's treason it's been too much
>maybe he is gone crazy after all this
>maybe there is nothing left of the man we knew
>turn on device
>still a dick to everyone

Yep, the Emprah has returned.

#11 to #4 - mordenkrad (11/20/2015) [-]

PREPARE TO BE PURGED

#14 - mrshrapnel (11/20/2015) [-]

Mentions mate, mentions.

#15 to #14 - shadowkingdr [OP](11/20/2015) [-]

i already made it, you will see it next episode

#16 to #15 - mrshrapnel (11/20/2015) [-]

Thank you, good fun so far.

#6 - sonnyboii (11/19/2015) [-]

why is this emperor guy dead and in the walls

pls explain

#7 to #6 - shadowkingdr [OP](11/19/2015) [-]

hes not dead, just on life support, for about 10,000 years

#8 to #7 - sonnyboii (11/19/2015) [-]

what in the ****
hes pretty much 50% dead from the looks of it

#9 to #8 - shadowkingdr [OP](11/19/2015) [-]

yeah but he's only 52,000 old pretty good for his age
this is him before he was put on life support at the prime age of 40,000
oh and the giant glowing thing is a portal to hell that was turned into a lifesupport machine that feeds on 1000 souls daily to keep him alive

#10 to #9 - sonnyboii (11/19/2015) [-]

goddamn warhammer gets more badass every time i hear about it

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#13 to #6 - xoyv (11/20/2015) [-]

big babby son had babby tantrum
gathered half babby brothers
went to go kick emperor's **** in
emperor and babby son fight to standstill
babby son ***** up some guy nearby
emperor ***** up babby son
traitor babbies flee
emperor sucumbs to wounds from babby
techpriests meld emperor into a golden toilet

#17 - wolfwithglasses (11/20/2015) [-]

end credits looks like he's getting it up the ass

#18 to #17 - shadowkingdr [OP](11/20/2015) [-]

Oh my god the heresy

#19 to #18 - wolfwithglasses (11/20/2015) [-]

is he head banging? idk. i haven't read into warhammer. all i know it's about guys vs orcs but it's very interesting to me

#20 to #19 - shadowkingdr [OP](11/20/2015) [-]

oh you poor summer child... its much more then orcs, in fact orcs are a lesser faction. it ahs such a massive lore that a summary takes 4 pages so i will leave you with this
it is the year 40,000 the emperor of mankind has been entombed within the golden throne for 10,000 years providing hope for the rest of mankind the emperor is the best thing ever, untold love for humanity, smart , powerful as **** , etc, aside from that though the universe is a gigantic ******** , To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods
there are several different factions that are all mankinds enemy's
1. the Forces of Chaos: traitors to mankind under the leadership of 4 gods created fromt he collected personification of sentiance; disease and life:Nurgle, blood and war: Khorne, deception and plans: Tzeetch and the most recent pain and pleasure Slaneesh.
2. The Orks: Engineered race bioweapon that can take trash and use it to make weapons, release spores that cause orcs to show up on a planet decades later, and have a psychic field that makes anything they belive will work, work
3.Necrons: space terminators and the race the Orks were made to kill
4. Eldar and Dark Eldar: space elves and dark space elves
5. Tau, a young race that is already technologically ahead of mankind and is space communism
6. Inquisitors: space which hunters who while technically on the side of mankind kills more allies then aliens to keep heresy away
<emperor during his glory days

#21 to #20 - alucardhell (11/21/2015) [-]

I always felt like orks weren't the greatest weapon that could have been created to fight a race as systematic as the Necrons. Gauss weapons destroy at the atomic level and the necron don't need nor care about if the surface of the planet is deep forest or just dust. Combined with their relative inability to die due to being trapped inside machine bodies, any Ork infestation they find they will turn the entire continent into dust to remove.

Though at the same time the whole mentally retarded phycic fungus thing does make THEM hard to kill because if they think their "bullets" can kill a necron, they can....good thing they don't realize what power they could have if only they had 3 more brain cells.