Because of reasons

...And things

and junk

I like where this meme is going.

Rick shot that Zombie I dont think you would shoot someone if you loved them.

And what about Carlos from SR2?

Why would you do that.

Sorry...

but thats not Amy he has his hand around its the bicycle zombie/

He felt sorry for her because she's a zombie and she couldn't walk as well so he put her out of her misery. keep in mind this was way before the badass fuck all the zombies Rick we have now.

you know what else is awesome about her?....She has no lips...NO FUCKING STUPID DUCKFACE IN EVERY DAMN PICTURE!

zombie chicks are best chicks

I agree.

You heard me Virginia.

YOU WHAT!!!!

But I wanna be Ka-Ca-Carmen Electra.

We both can be real super sand lesbians.

I hope we don't hit each other too hardrrrda.

.....that high

that fuckin high bro, that fuckin high..

yes but sometimes secrets are fun to share, especially if they mess with people's minds

Oh, I just like using that when people talk about obsessions... For reasons... Not like I have any obsessions...

MFW i saw the porn on kotushk's computer

Ah... well... Yeah, that's the usual reaction... WAIT! What? STOP STALKING ME YOU PERVERTS!!!

and i know you just looked down at your keyboard after that pic

My keyboard is black... You would know that if you weren't busy jacking off to my stash.

i fap and cry that your porn has made me a sick sick man to fap to it

Now you need to be monitored... HehehehahahaHAHAHA!!! Another stalker has been added to my army!

oh i dont need to be monitored, i record my own actions and report them in

Why? ~stares~

well i should honestly report your deviance and also how its affecting me

but we have to watch you
we make that sacrifice of our sanity to make sure you are monitored

I don't know whether to feel mortified or honored...

It's all fun and games until you get infected with HIV and the zombie virus

or worse
zombie herpes that makes you get fucking big marks all over your face like this guy got

The first part with the cards is from Love Actually. The bottom part is from The Walking Dead.

i knew about the bottom part but was wondering about the top :) thank you

No problem!

The top part is from Love Actually

What?

The card carrying is from a movie called 'Love Actually'. Its basically Crazy Stupid Love but with British people.