ricochet. . sip. I just hold onto them in case some asshole throws a red shell at me let it take the hit instead if it hitting me

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User avatar #5 - nyanturtwig ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I just hold onto them in case some asshole throws a red shell at me
let it take the hit instead if it hitting me
#18 - luquaz (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - jcjohnson ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Then this ***** hits you right before you finish.
#10 - doctorhitmarker (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What did you say you little green bitch?
What did you say you little green bitch?
#21 - SuperSixONE (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dodging the blue shell like a boss
Dodging the blue shell like a boss
#30 - hypocritical ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
#29 - fishinyourface (08/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - sketchE ONLINE (08/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mario cart is one of those games where the race can be won in the first lap. you just get so much distance who cares what happens
#23 - ishotthedeputy (08/03/2013) [-]
"Oh whew, I'm still in first. But I need to keep going. Oh is that the banana I place in the first la-OH ******* **** . Alright I barely got the lead, but that slut Birdo is right on my tail. Almost at the finish line and OH GOD DAMMIT SHE HAS A RED SHELL AND HERE COMES THE BLUE SHELL AND LUIGI FROM LAST PLACE HITS ME WITH STAR POWER. **** this game."
#7 - thoughtspot (08/03/2013) [-]
bitch please.
User avatar #11 - docxy (08/03/2013) [-]
that is why you hold it behind yourself and if you cant do that then launch it backwards
User avatar #31 - racheecat (08/04/2013) [-]
All the other items are fine, apart from the shells. They are so annoying, but when I have a shell, I feel like a God.
#28 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
This has never happened to me...
User avatar #27 - upyourarsinal (08/03/2013) [-]
no matter what i keep green shells and bananas as shields
User avatar #12 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (08/03/2013) [-]
If I'm in first place, I wouldn't fire it
User avatar #2 - flareypwn (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Happens to me all the time.

But then I learned to send them backwards :p
#1 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
do you even mario kart?
User avatar #6 - reican (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did that and still won. since i managed to get past the one on 7th place
User avatar #20 - thedungeonmaster (08/03/2013) [-]
Just throw it backwards. Duh!
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