portal. . A HELPFUL. GUIDE TO. Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever
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#1 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
ok it has to be coincidence i just finished this not five minutes ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - qazsa (04/09/2013) [-]
No this isn't a coincidence the whole of FJ was like " guys lets just mess with doggstar I heard he finished portal 2 not five minutes ago so lets make this content"
#14 - Ulmer (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it.
#11 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Things gamer nerds never did:
1. Get laid

******* loser virgins...
#21 to #11 - duvallwhitey (04/09/2013) [-]
Have so!
User avatar #30 - jackjas (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Surprise, doggstar!
#37 - somenerd (04/10/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Portal Thread!!!!!
User avatar #6 - Kibaxyru (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Surprise, doggstar!
User avatar #74 - otacust (04/10/2013) [+] (30 replies)
**otacust rolled a random comment #62 posted by anonymous at OH GOD NO ** :
******* phanact, go molest a mare with your infected diseased cock
User avatar #75 to #74 - phanact (04/10/2013) [-]
I asked the anon this the other day

You have a mare to molest?
#84 - killerblue (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We do what we must, because we can
#60 - tommygunntyler (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#107 - someoneforamoment (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fun fact: GlaDOS is NOT Caroline: it was Chell. After Cave bit the dust Caroline initially refused, leading to protocol set by Cave where next of kin get uploaded into the machine. Caroline discovered this when she looked for Chell and managed to get the operation stopped. But it was too late, leaving Chell brain damaged and unable to speak and whatever was in the system even worse off. Due to budget cuts, nobody else tried to get uploaded and so they attempted to salvage their existing AI. which didn't work. When GlaDOS took over the facility Caroline realized that there was only one way to take control: overwrite GlaDOS. she had herself uploaded to the system, where GlaDOS just firewalled her off and locked her in a corner. This was successful until GlaDOS heard Cave Johnson's recording and accessed information on Caroline. At this point Caroline was free, and took over GlaDOS. GlaDOS was not able to remove Caroline until she was distracted with saving Chell.

Now: count the plot holes. You should be able to find at least twenty.
#101 - TheWinBot (04/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
R.I.P. Cave
R.I.P. Cave
User avatar #121 - qubot (04/15/2013) [-]
some one turned my GF INTO A POTATO!
#65 - cockandballz (04/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Surprise doggstar!
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User avatar #90 to #57 - Ottovan (04/10/2013) [-]
Hi, logic here.

I don't know if you knew this, but... GLAD0S IS ******* PSYCHOTIC.
#64 - antiyoshi (04/10/2013) [-]
actually it is stated in portal 1 that all aperture science robots and what have you can exist in temperatures up to 4000* kelvin. everything is still alive... even the companion cube.
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