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Recent news that Blizzard' s subscriber base lost another 300. 000 in the last
callendar month was not .. severe a trend as previously feared, Blizzard execs assured
stockholders Friday morning. due . the entirety of the exodus being conducted by a
single player in possession of 3{ lta_. discounts- -
The garner in question. a mysterious salient known only as “The @ aaf is best
recognized as the seemingly endless army of Warlocks that can be found destroying all
concept of world WP on his heme realm. and possessing the entire list of top arena
teams. All of these characters were nowhere to he found '
however. and the Alliance celebrated by taking Tel Barred and holding it for the
first time in the history of the realm. Iii! was lost again shortly alter.]
We thank The ." sll for all of his efforts and contributions to World of
t', k' said Blizzard in -El statement “Bur only hope ! that The etmutm will continue
to participate in the program to Lise the heat emanating from his gargantuan computer
setup to power his entire hometown.‘
In '.. i statement sent to gaming boongs around the net. The said “I' m not
going to its it was at blast and I' m going to miss this game a lot. but due to the
current state of the economy I have to footie on my primary use for my parents‘ obscene
inheritance . being the Batman."
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#16 - tinglyturtletaint (01/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
While this is clearly fake, there is a guy that plays an entire raid full of accounts by himself. He has like 8 computers and a **** ton of macros. It's ******* insane. The pic is of his setup.
User avatar #72 - jalthelas (01/15/2014) [-]
So if this guy paid 6-month recurring on every account, that's approximately $156 a year for each account. That times 300,000 comes out to about $46.8 million per year.

I have a feeling this guy is actually Batman, unless Blizzard is in on this.
User avatar #2 - demigodofmadness (01/14/2014) [+] (9 replies)
300,000 accounts? Am I reading this right? How much would that cost?
User avatar #3 to #2 - freemanareso (01/14/2014) [-]
Well if it's still 14.99 a month per account, it comes out to: 4,497,000 a month.
#57 - vertu (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?
User avatar #36 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/15/2014) [+] (19 replies)
This game honestly died for me when Ghostcrawler started making changes mid-Wrath. I quit in Mists and I think I honestly should've quit before Cataclysm.
#38 to #36 - kanatana (01/15/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at 2014 ** I have never played WOW before, and I have less than no idea what you just said.
User avatar #18 - Maroon (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That's 15 million a month in subscribtion fees...
User avatar #34 to #22 - Maroon (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, I derped hard. Don't try to math when you should be asleep
#101 - brenton (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - cazabrow (01/15/2014) [-]
I never knew Bill Gates played wow.
#102 - erkaperkish (01/15/2014) [-]
Made me laugh a litle. Good work OP.
#91 - hybridchaos (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i never understood why some people make multiple accounts to play mmo game with themselfs, whats the point of playing mmo then?
User avatar #92 to #91 - olisaurus (01/15/2014) [-]
on WoW people don't really multi-box to play with themselves, it's more to abuse of other's by casting 5 lava bursts at the same time in a battleground, for example
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User avatar #93 to #90 - olisaurus (01/15/2014) [-]
ironic coming from a guy who believes this actually happened
#30 - mrmamric (01/15/2014) [-]
I almost thought this **** was real.
#28 - ReignFox (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Reminds me of this for some reason
User avatar #17 - redtooth (01/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Is it possible to make a macro that makes the character say

"I-I hope <mob's name> s-senpai notices me today..." when you aggro said mob (for example when casting Dark Command as DK?

I know how to do the basic skeleton of the macro, but have no idea if it's possible to make your character say the mob's name just by it being targeted. Any help would be much appreciated.
User avatar #27 to #17 - ivoryhammer (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty simple if I remember it right, if you're targeting something, typing <target> should say your targets name. It's been like, 3 years since I've played the game, so I could be wrong.
User avatar #20 - matamune (01/15/2014) [-]
You could probably write a program to play the game for you. All you need then are the insane subscription fees and a lot of processing power
User avatar #9 - angreif (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
so. it claims that he played all 300,000 at once. how?
#4 - Ken M (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Its a joke.

Just saying, you know how some people take things a little to serious.
#1 - Ken M (01/14/2014) [-]
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