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User avatar #202 to #87 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
"know your worth"

dont nigas also claim to be the Jews of Egypt?
so they were kings and queens, yet also slaves, but also kings..

everything they say is contradictory

like how 1 ***** will say that celts and vikings were black, than another ***** will say "white ppl be livin in caves n **** "
User avatar #225 to #202 - sonicsyndicate (01/07/2016) [-]
**** you i say vikings were badasses **** black and white badass or nah dude
#228 to #226 - sonicsyndicate (01/07/2016) [-]
if your ship is being attacked by vikings youre obviously not badass enough
#244 to #228 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh they'd try to attack even the biggest badasses around. Once.
User avatar #120 to #87 - feelythefeel (01/07/2016) [-]
>they excavated it from the ruins of ancient peoples you are in no way related to
Close enough.
User avatar #92 to #87 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Funny negroes thinking they have anything to do with Egyptians
#173 to #92 - hongkonglongdong (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm gonna assume that's an Arab, not a sub-Saharan.

Which is still ******** , because Arabs ain't ancient Egyptians. Hell, the guys they usurped weren't ancient Egyptians; the Greeks had taken care of that.
#182 to #173 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
True, Phoenecian peoples were arguably, Greek in appearance, seeing as well they were basically tanned white people.

User avatar #176 to #173 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Here you go
"Malek was born in Los Angeles, California, to Egyptian parents. He is also of one-eighth Greek descent"
User avatar #178 to #176 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
If you mean the girl....she's black as **** .
#98 to #92 - nanglo (01/07/2016) [-]
"We wuz kings, dawg !"
#100 to #98 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm behind this 100% Just imagine all the ******* , thugs and would be gangsters boarding the flying pyramids and ******* off, hopefully burning up while leaving the atmosphere and suffocating once they do It's fun to imagine.
User avatar #123 to #100 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
You can't burn up while LEAVING the athmosphere!
Athmospheric RE-ENTRY would kill them
User avatar #130 to #123 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
#129 Why mars, humans will colonize our solar system in this century (unless we kill ourselves ) Go big you help us conquer the whole universe, don't underestimate your powers, you are THE chosen one
#204 to #130 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
they already planned the first human birth on mars and its a asian girl and a white guy
this the girl
User avatar #235 to #204 - sudminator (01/08/2016) [-]
Asian+White........I'm in, the REAL master race here we go....
User avatar #131 to #130 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
u tard only mars is colonisable. and some MOONS of planets.
User avatar #205 to #131 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
look at comment above pls
User avatar #208 to #205 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
You want me to cum inside an asian girl?
Alright!
User avatar #211 to #208 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
nah ***** they already got a guy
User avatar #212 to #211 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhh just to make suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
#227 to #212 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
some ching-cong is mad that shes gonna be ******* a white master race on mars
longingfordeath.wordpress.com/tag/maggie-lieu/
User avatar #134 to #131 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
But really, what the **** do we know will be possible 100 years from now.......strait up magic son, even without wizard powers.
User avatar #135 to #134 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
NO ****** I WAS SERIOUS
IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COLONIZE A GAS GIANT.
User avatar #137 to #135 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
A gas giant sure but we could make a space platform above the planet (that would be syphoning the gas for future use) that would expand till it envelops the whole planet and holds milions of people.
#133 to #131 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
See that's exactly it, you must trust yourself! Free your mind and reality will bend to your will oh great master.
User avatar #126 to #123 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm no scientist, and don't even joke about them coming back, you almost gave me a heart attack!
User avatar #93 to #92 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Funny Spartans thinking this isn't madness
User avatar #94 to #93 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Nah, its almost cute We wuz kings and **** etc......
User avatar #96 to #94 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Ur cute
User avatar #97 to #96 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm down right adorable son
User avatar #99 to #97 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Not adorable enough to lose your virginity zozzle...
User avatar #101 to #99 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Few years too late for that, no wizard powers for me
User avatar #102 to #101 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
User avatar #103 to #102 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Motherucker I had a threesome, did you even see a pussy up close?
User avatar #104 to #103 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
What can I say... UR MOMMA WAS PRETTY GUD
User avatar #106 to #104 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
I always thought she could use a good ******* to calm down a bit, I guess you didn't do a good job tho......
User avatar #107 to #106 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Well we had hate-sex because she's an annoying cunt
JUST LIKE HER OFFSPRING
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User avatar #112 to #110 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
WASN'T ABORTION AN OPTION?
User avatar #114 to #112 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
They tried it, I took the coathanger and shanked the doctor, then it was desided I deserve to live
User avatar #115 to #114 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
And is it too late for euthanasia??
User avatar #119 to #115 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Lets meet up so you can try that ya meek cheeky cunt
User avatar #121 to #119 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Bro... I don't swing that way... Not cool...
User avatar #124 to #121 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
So far it seems you don't swing at all
I'm not judging And please once you get your wizard powers, use them for the good of mankind, don't just mindlesly kill all those who got some ass.
Trust me ******* is way overrated, you can do great things Kal El
User avatar #129 to #124 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I'll use my powers to colonize Mars
User avatar #109 to #107 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Ha you didn't **** her, if you did you would know that she's a CRAZY cunt
User avatar #111 to #109 - sudminator (01/07/2016) [-]
Like her offspring
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