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#26 - DeathclawRulez (09/01/2015) [-]
My favorite
#162 to #26 - hxhmaniac (09/01/2015) [-]
flab says if he buys me MGS PP he has to buy it for you aswell
#124 to #26 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
when is little mac gonna tap that 6'3' 190 lbs bounty hunter ass
#138 to #124 - jellyman (09/01/2015) [-]
Wait, she's 6'3?

That's my fetish!
#153 to #138 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Shes pretty much an amazonian
User avatar #159 to #153 - jellyman (09/01/2015) [-]
Isn't she like 5'1 in Other M though?
#160 to #159 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
other m never happened.
User avatar #161 to #160 - jellyman (09/01/2015) [-]
gotcha
#167 to #159 - cpthavok (09/01/2015) [-]
Other m is like a man maintaining a platonic friendship with an attractive coworker. It's entirely hypothetical
User avatar #107 to #26 - thedippestofshits (09/01/2015) [-]
dungetit.jpg
User avatar #111 to #107 - ohshoot (09/01/2015) [-]
Me neither. Replying just in case.
User avatar #118 to #111 - binuclear (09/01/2015) [-]
>>#107, The Duck Hunt Dog is known for his annoying ******* laugh The Annoying Duck Hunt Dog Laugh
#112 to #26 - micekill (09/01/2015) [-]
that little detail of him spilling his soup cus he has ******* boxing gloves on while trying to eat
User avatar #139 to #112 - settler (09/01/2015) [-]
Those are it's real hands.
#141 to #26 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
This will come in handy.
#1 - calvintroll (08/31/2015) [-]
one handjob and she pulls your shlong right off
User avatar #120 to #59 - djdragontwist (09/01/2015) [-]
What johntron video is the audio from
User avatar #131 to #120 - radodon (09/01/2015) [-]
Aquaman
User avatar #174 to #131 - djdragontwist (09/02/2015) [-]
Thank you sir
User avatar #175 to #174 - radodon (09/02/2015) [-]
It's what I do
User avatar #145 to #120 - starfletcher (09/01/2015) [-]
Not sure.
User avatar #28 to #1 - assassindash (09/01/2015) [-]
I could handle it, for my dick has been passed down the dongstrong line for generations.
#63 to #40 - aslypancake (09/01/2015) [-]
do you have this in gif form?
#123 to #63 - dreygur (09/01/2015) [-]
It's WWE, can't you see?
#126 to #123 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
new challenger approaching
User avatar #166 to #63 - moomootv ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
cloudconvert.com/mp4-to-gif
Too lazy or dont know how heres a gif converter
#34 to #28 - hypocritical (09/01/2015) [-]
dong too strong
User avatar #54 to #34 - reinbowxdash (09/01/2015) [-]
You missed a great opportunity.

Kong Dong too Strong.
#62 to #54 - thetrapkiller (09/01/2015) [-]
Kong Dong is never Wrong.
User avatar #41 to #28 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Are...are your pubes a golden, perfectly-groomed mustache?
#52 to #41 - stifflimb (09/01/2015) [-]
This comment is!
#32 to #28 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
That was nice.
User avatar #50 to #28 - theblackhorntail (09/01/2015) [-]
Does it shoot sparkles instead of cum?
User avatar #66 to #28 - holycrapimacupcake (09/01/2015) [-]
You son o a bitch it's too early for humor of this caliber.
#65 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #77 to #65 - buddywuggle (09/01/2015) [-]
Villager got a good view.
User avatar #71 to #65 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I dig it
#73 to #71 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
fit chicks amirite?
picture unrelated
User avatar #74 to #73 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
definitely. which is weird because I'm a dom
User avatar #75 to #74 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
no see hear me out, cuz i have the same issue, i think its that even though she COULD stop you, she doesnt.
User avatar #76 to #75 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
you know you may be right
#88 to #76 - dshark (09/01/2015) [-]
samefetish.jpg
It's also a little difficult to find porn of it
User avatar #94 to #88 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
i got you fam
You need to login to view this link
be warned its ***** though
#155 to #75 - obliviscor (09/01/2015) [-]
You know, for me I think it's even a little because you have to compete for it a little.
#84 to #65 - hopporto ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
#85 to #84 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>>#71, have some oc fresh from fj! /user/inuyuru credit where credit is due
User avatar #87 to #85 - inuyuru ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
There I am Gary, there I am!
User avatar #89 to #87 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
dude, make them fight, i implore you. the pinkies do it for the pinkies!
User avatar #91 to #89 - inuyuru ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I'll decide the way I decided what to draw on my tumblr and during streams: if enough people want it, I'll make it.
User avatar #100 to #91 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
fix her boobs
User avatar #86 to #85 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I already got on to him about this one
User avatar #96 to #65 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Get Fit or Get Hit.
User avatar #114 to #96 - theugandanhero (09/01/2015) [-]
I mean, I'd like to get beat off.
User avatar #146 to #114 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
She'll rip that **** right off.
User avatar #165 to #146 - theugandanhero (09/01/2015) [-]
Not before I've had my pleasure.
#7 - baogames (09/01/2015) [-]
her hand was laser the whole time
#2 - friedepidermis (08/31/2015) [-]
Was Samus this jacked at one time or was it just for this comic?
#25 to #2 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/01/2015) [-]
only for the comic
#104 to #2 - asdasdzxczxc (09/01/2015) [-]
Samus was a ******* shemale before the ZM retcon which was the single best thing they've done for her, since the contrast between her man-like armor and the woman behind it was almost non-existant acording to SM illustrations , but yes, she has chozo DNA which makes her incredibly strong and agile

Source: Metroid manga
User avatar #33 to #2 - landartheconqueror (09/01/2015) [-]
she was pretty damn jacked in the original few games and nintendo power images
User avatar #5 to #2 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Never not jacked
User avatar #27 to #2 - thegreatphanact (09/01/2015) [-]
She's canonly jacked in the Metroid games.
#29 to #2 - funpunk (09/01/2015) [-]
She was. I think this was Metroid Fusion.
She was. I think this was Metroid Fusion.
#105 to #29 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Actual in-game art. Pretty athletic-looking, but typical female slender figure.
User avatar #106 to #105 - funpunk (09/01/2015) [-]
The one I posted was in-game art as well. I looked it up, to see it you have to beat the Japanese version on Hard mode in under 2 hours with 100% items collected.
#127 to #106 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
What a **** reward. What I posted looks much better, and you get it easier.
#144 to #127 - funpunk (09/01/2015) [-]
Hey, muscle girls best girls.
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User avatar #49 to #29 - theite (09/01/2015) [-]
I love the Metroid series too death, but I've got to admit that artwork looks pretty sloppy
#38 to #2 - ygdosst (09/01/2015) [-]
She's ******* ripped
User avatar #51 to #38 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
early art shows her to be a stocky brick ******* ********* , now she's goddess level curvy and decidedly NOT stocky.
#36 to #2 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
She has superhuman strength because of her bird DNA or some ****
She's also 6 feet tall

Playing the GBA game as a kid, metroid prime I think, and discovering she was a hot chick was like the best ****** day ever.
User avatar #39 to #36 - lateday (09/01/2015) [-]
She is never explicitly said to have superhuman strength, just superhuman traits and the most mentioned are acrobatic abilities and the ability to survive in some alien environments. She is mostly seen to be flexible, fast, able to jump great heights, and with a very slender body I doubt she has enough strength to be called superhuman.

Also, Metroid Prime was a GCN game, maybe you meant Metroid Fusion. Or Zero Mission.
User avatar #129 to #39 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
well it was a long time ago
#3 to #2 - masanori (09/01/2015) [-]
She is ALWAYS this jacked, **** you mean?
User avatar #9 to #2 - mrdeviljho (09/01/2015) [-]
She's an intergalactic bounty hunter who, on more than one occasion, does battle with giant plants, walking brains, evil clones of herself, and of course the giant dragon/pterodactyl/space pirate king Ridley. I would think she'd be jacked as hell!
#35 - jaevel (09/01/2015) [-]
#15 - lewddragons (09/01/2015) [-]
her comics are gr8
User avatar #103 to #15 - dohickey (09/01/2015) [-]
Samus looks like an albino korra
User avatar #20 to #15 - Nahyon (09/01/2015) [-]
casual star fox 2 hot
#149 to #20 - atma (09/01/2015) [-]
i'm not the only weirdo
#140 to #116 - nickypickle (09/01/2015) [-]
rubyquest was great
User avatar #30 to #15 - sphincterface (09/01/2015) [-]
Doesn't Fox have robot legs technically?
#31 to #30 - kitsunequicksand (09/01/2015) [-]
yes the entire star fox crew had there legs amputated the reason behind this was to better withstand the intense gforces they would experiance while in a dog fight
User avatar #69 to #31 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
leonsdrago is right. now sure why everyone's thumbing him down
#130 to #69 - darkjack (09/01/2015) [-]
because leonsdrago is wrong, the charectar models for 64 has robolegs AND the abomination that was star fox: adventures, fox arguably has robolegs.
#176 to #130 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
those are boots.
User avatar #178 to #176 - leonsdrago (09/02/2015) [-]
It also helps the fact that as far as I am aware (i could be wrong cause it's been a while) that in the original SF and the '93 comic neither mention the G-Diffuser's, meaning that it makes sense in that canon. From 64 and on they had a way to get rid of all the G's they would have felt
User avatar #37 to #31 - leonsdrago (09/01/2015) [-]
Wrong, that was only the original SF for SNES canon along with Smash as it uses different models than the main series. 64 and on it was basically retconned, it has never been confirmed since
#42 to #37 - thatguyyoumightno (09/01/2015) [-]
idk, those look pretty robotic to me...
User avatar #68 to #42 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
what even is retcon.

retcon means retroactive continuity.

in short, despite having it happened, the people who made him say it never happened, and sadly they're the gods.
#177 to #42 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
again, those are boots.
User avatar #171 to #42 - hpcghia (09/01/2015) [-]
Game Theory: Why Star Fox has NO LEGS, The REAL Reason!
#58 to #42 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
i read some theory saying that they amputated their legs and got robot parts so they could stand on two legs so they can pilot ships and move stupidly fast on land
User avatar #110 to #30 - venomousvalentine (09/01/2015) [-]
I think that was retconned
#13 - strongpaws (09/01/2015) [-]
Since no one else is going to post a link, have this: www.awkwardzombie.com
User avatar #122 to #13 - nyandroid (09/01/2015) [-]
The sauce is in the watermark...
#125 to #122 - strongpaws (09/01/2015) [-]
But I come bearing a link. To save everyone from the horrible burden of typing anything into a search bar.
#61 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>Muscle-y Samus
#90 to #61 - saltyfries (09/01/2015) [-]
this is making me lol so hard
User avatar #148 to #90 - gongthehawkeye (09/01/2015) [-]
This is making me so hard.
User avatar #57 - josemanuelcenteno (09/01/2015) [-]
I can't help it but to imagine how someone would describe a date with her, the guy would be like.

-How did the date go?

-Well, in the end she took me home and ****** me hard.

-You did her?

-Oh hell no, she did me...
#83 to #57 - funpunk (09/01/2015) [-]
You say that like it's a problem.
#128 to #83 - josemanuelcenteno (09/01/2015) [-]
I don't say that's a problem I'd rather say...
#4 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I love a muscular Samus! I draw it all the time~
User avatar #48 to #4 - scandinavianpedo ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
You got any more of them buff Samus drawings of yours? you very well know why...
#64 to #48 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
You bet I do. they just all have Peach in them to
User avatar #142 to #64 - scandinavianpedo ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>wake up
>Get samus muscle art

Life is good.
#152 to #142 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Well you asked, and I was happy to comply. By the way I just posted another one it's comment #150
User avatar #154 to #152 - scandinavianpedo ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
And i am just happy to get.

Oh, nice one! Only thing i miss is the fact that her legs seem somewhat thin for someone so buff. Gote love fetish art, best way to get attention as a artist. Best part about muscle is that you gain little from making it **** , so you can post it anywhere.
User avatar #156 to #154 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah I still need practice with it, because I'm used to drawing petite types like Peach that's who I get asked to draw the most.

User avatar #164 to #156 - scandinavianpedo ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Heh, yeah, its not that normal of a thing to enjoy i presume.

You do draw some good abs trough, i must say.
User avatar #67 to #64 - gregoriez (09/01/2015) [-]
Buff Samus is so rare. You're a god amongst man, good sir
#79 to #67 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I just draw what I enjoy drawing, here I did this sketch just for this comment.
#80 to #79 - gregoriez (09/01/2015) [-]
Doesn't change the fact I'm still grateful
#81 to #80 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Thanks, You know, I got **** to do today but when I get back I'll draw one more picture of Samus for you. is there anything you wanna see?
#82 to #81 - gregoriez (09/01/2015) [-]
Muscles.
#150 to #82 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Alrighty, here you are.
User avatar #10 to #4 - keatontheghostfox (09/01/2015) [-]
Also nice username, but ganondorf is best villain
#11 to #10 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
thanks, but Vaati is the cutest one.
User avatar #14 to #11 - keatontheghostfox (09/01/2015) [-]
BTW never really played much of minish cap (or any of wind waker) they good?
User avatar #16 to #14 - thewindmagevaati ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
They both are good but I think minish cap is a lot of fun and a lot of the puzzles are interesting because of the shrinking mechanic in the game! And theres a lot of little things to do and find because of the kinstone pieces, and I just really love exploring parts of the world while being minish-size because everything is so much bigger than you and the art is nice- ah sorry for rambling I really love this game! I highly recommend it!

and it's manga adaption is also one of my favorites out of the zelda mangas.
User avatar #18 to #16 - JoshOwnsAll (09/01/2015) [-]
I had it back in 2007 in my ipod (never had a GBA), it always crashed in the middle of the last temple so I couldn't finish it. last year I tried to play it on an emulator in my computer, didn't work very well and I couldn't save because macs.
Naturally, I tried to do a speedrun. Mom turned off my computer, so that's that.
Last week I finished it on my WiiU, you couldn't believe how relieved I am. Kinda closed a whole chapter of my life, It's such a great game. I'm currently playing a link to the past, it's quite tough.
User avatar #17 to #16 - keatontheghostfox (09/01/2015) [-]
Cool I'll have to try it out
User avatar #12 to #11 - keatontheghostfox (09/01/2015) [-]
Well yeah if you're going for cuteness, but just all around bad assery goes to ganondorf... Or majoras mask.
#70 to #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
#136 - pinstre (09/01/2015) [-]
For later use.
User avatar #19 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Its Phazon right? Which is essentially compressed plasma energy.

Essentially generic sci-fi term for a decent sci-fi weapon
#21 to #19 - knurl (09/01/2015) [-]
Actually the Power Beam is bullets of hard light. Phazon is super-radioactive space cancer and was only ever in the Prime games, not the main series.
User avatar #44 to #21 - brokentrucker ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I see a lot of implications that the Prime series wasn't very good.
#53 to #44 - shetoldmeto ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
the primes were amazing. i waited for another then they dropped other m >
User avatar #151 to #53 - chitogekirisaki (09/01/2015) [-]
i'm just praying for a prime 4 trailer at 100% completion of federation force
User avatar #46 to #44 - garaichu (09/01/2015) [-]
The Prime series IS very good, don't be fooled by knurl's somewhat lukewarm explanation of it.
User avatar #173 to #44 - knurl (09/02/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to make it sound bad, I ******* love the Prime games. I suppose "main series" wasn't quite the way to put it, I simply meant "as opposed to the 2D games".
#24 to #19 - clavatninenine (09/01/2015) [-]
Nope, the default Power Beam is compressed energy bolts.

This blue **** is Phazon. Intensely radioactive bio-mass with highly mutative properties. It's created by the planet(s) called Phaaze which is essentially a living organism composed of pure Phazon that fires living seeds through worm holes to infect other planets and slowly corrupt them in to a Phaaze clone. Essentially how the organism reproduces.

In Metroid Prime 3, Samus and several other Hunters were attacked by Dark Samus (a Phazon-clone of Samus) and their bodies began to internally produce phazon. The Federation gave them devices that allowed the hunters to utilize this, although it turned out to be a very bad idea to do so given the corruptive nature of the stuff, and all the hunters aside from Samus succumbed to it and inevitably died as a result after combat with Samus. A moment of silence for Rundas...
#60 to #24 - rundas (09/01/2015) [-]
*remembrance intensifies*
#92 - tehkawaiineko ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 - wouldbang (09/01/2015) [-]
**wouldbang used "*roll picture*"**
**wouldbang rolled image** So how does it shoot? With the mere power of lift?
#22 to #6 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
With the power of PKP apparently
#98 to #22 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
that some good power
#115 to #98 - malachitecobra (09/01/2015) [-]
The power of Pecheneg is unstoppable.
gif unrelated.
#56 - thejudgingmoose (09/01/2015) [-]
I do love muscular men and women.

Oh dear...
User avatar #78 to #56 - buddywuggle (09/01/2015) [-]
Deer*
User avatar #101 to #78 - reican (09/01/2015) [-]
it's a moose
User avatar #109 to #101 - buddywuggle (09/01/2015) [-]
Oops.
User avatar #43 - thatguyyoumightno (09/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ, fox. it's basic gun safety...
she's just shining up the armor, so she takes out the gun and stores it away.
why, would YOU leave a high powered energy cannon out in the open? unlocked? with the evil lord of hyrule as a roommate?
what am i saying, this is the guy who wanted to bring a weapon onto a planet filled with passive, technologically inferior dinosaurs for a peace mission... of course he ******* would...
User avatar #72 to #43 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
shh shh

that never happened
#121 - bahtzee (09/01/2015) [-]
I really like this persons art style.
User avatar #168 to #121 - avyon (09/01/2015) [-]
Here's a link to her site

www.awkwardzombie.com/
#172 to #168 - bahtzee (09/02/2015) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #45 - omicronperseieight (09/01/2015) [-]
>tfw wolf is doomed to be only Fox customs
+3
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