The Elder Scrolls "The Movie"
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#4
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madred (02/09/2012) [-]
The Elder Scrolls as a movie?!
Oh hell no!
1. Uwe Boll would be standing in line to produce this film.
2. Let´s imagine Uwe Boll has resigned from making movies, who´s next? Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg.
That means:
- Stupid lovestory, preferably Paarthunax turns into a woman
- Flat stereotypical characters, Dohvakiin is introduced as a superhero from the beginning, escaping as furiously as possible (for the audience to know "look, that´s the hero, you idiot)
- Tons of merchandise (no, not swords and huge dragon statues: Dohvakiin make-up and absolutely overwhelmingly funny Arrow-to-the-knee-shirts
- And as a result: Pseudo-nerdy girls believing the main character is called Link ("I´m a nerd, only idots believe he is called Zelda!")
Or, maybe, why not:
- Producers Robert Rodriguez? Tim Burton (without the need to make money - Alice in Wonderland...)? Maybe Quentin Tarantino (would at least be interesting)
- Dohvakiin is a Breton: Robert Downey Jr.. Or a Dark elf: Christian Bale. Or a Nord: Bruce Willis. Or a Redguard: Samuel L. Jackson
- Playtime of at least three hours: A story evolving around fights, not the other way round (Fighting dragons and other creatures over and over again, not only one dragon as the final scene of the film, the ultimate goal)
Still, I´m too afraid of Uwe Boll.
Oh hell no!
1. Uwe Boll would be standing in line to produce this film.
2. Let´s imagine Uwe Boll has resigned from making movies, who´s next? Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg.
That means:
- Stupid lovestory, preferably Paarthunax turns into a woman
- Flat stereotypical characters, Dohvakiin is introduced as a superhero from the beginning, escaping as furiously as possible (for the audience to know "look, that´s the hero, you idiot)
- Tons of merchandise (no, not swords and huge dragon statues: Dohvakiin make-up and absolutely overwhelmingly funny Arrow-to-the-knee-shirts
- And as a result: Pseudo-nerdy girls believing the main character is called Link ("I´m a nerd, only idots believe he is called Zelda!")
Or, maybe, why not:
- Producers Robert Rodriguez? Tim Burton (without the need to make money - Alice in Wonderland...)? Maybe Quentin Tarantino (would at least be interesting)
- Dohvakiin is a Breton: Robert Downey Jr.. Or a Dark elf: Christian Bale. Or a Nord: Bruce Willis. Or a Redguard: Samuel L. Jackson
- Playtime of at least three hours: A story evolving around fights, not the other way round (Fighting dragons and other creatures over and over again, not only one dragon as the final scene of the film, the ultimate goal)
Still, I´m too afraid of Uwe Boll.
#3
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biograde (01/07/2012) [-] Nonononono
no
no
no
I love The Elder Scrolls
I've been playing since Morrowind
but no
no
no
no
I love The Elder Scrolls
I've been playing since Morrowind
but no
#4
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janeanegiraffalo (03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, no. First scene has the main character switching between random actors. Then you get 1/3 through the main story and run off to do a bunch of side quests that have nothing to do with the main plot.
