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TFW No Quiet Waifu

 

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>Knows how to shut up
>Dont have to feed her
>Can have invisible ghost sex
>Able to provide tactical sniper cover
How can she be so perfect?

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#8 - lolerbot ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
pilots fw snake and quiet start ******* in the back and he cant do anything but keep flying and hope it stops.
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User avatar #14 to #8 - totallytito (09/07/2015) [-]
Helicopter pilot in training here...

It has altitude-hold mode.
If the wind isn't too rough, you can leave the controls alone for about 5 minutes or so before you need to make corrections.
#80 to #14 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
five minutes should be long enough for you
#35 - iamthetoaster (09/08/2015) [-]
speaking of waifus. NUDISTA BEACHU
User avatar #78 to #58 - ScottP (09/08/2015) [-]
Wait...what is she doing?
User avatar #79 to #78 - toppone (09/08/2015) [-]
Getting his snake solid.
#7 - legoseed ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
boob stop
User avatar #1 - captainprincess (09/07/2015) [-]
I mean
She did try to kill you a few times
And she doesn't seem to be able to handle a rocket launcher so idk about perfect
User avatar #2 to #1 - aznzeus [OP]ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
what girlfriend hasnt tried to kill you a few times? ehhhhhhhhhhh?
i wouldnt know
User avatar #59 to #2 - hudis (09/08/2015) [-]
One girl once tried biting my dick after I laughed because her tonguing really tickled, which I suppose is even worse
User avatar #20 to #2 - MoparMan (09/08/2015) [-]
my girlfriend broke my arm with a baseball bat about 3 years ago, if that counts. she definitely tried to kill me with her cooking a few times though, but its nonviolent.
User avatar #3 to #2 - captainprincess (09/07/2015) [-]
Mine?
Worst I ever got was a black eye and a bloody nose once
User avatar #10 to #3 - erotictentacle (09/07/2015) [-]
Can't even get close to killing you?
I dunno if she's a keeper, mate....
User avatar #11 to #10 - captainprincess (09/07/2015) [-]
well she wasn't trying is the point
and no she wasnt a keeper
User avatar #12 to #11 - erotictentacle (09/07/2015) [-]
well, at least now you know what quality to look for~
User avatar #13 to #12 - captainprincess (09/07/2015) [-]
I have since developed a taste for men
so yeah I'm more informed
#43 to #13 - alexithymic (09/08/2015) [-]
oh well hey there
#54 to #43 - captainprincess (09/08/2015) [-]
I'm also spoken for
but hey
User avatar #15 to #13 - erotictentacle (09/07/2015) [-]
men, eh?
How's that working out for you, compared to women?
User avatar #16 to #15 - captainprincess (09/07/2015) [-]
I get along better with them in general
User avatar #17 to #16 - erotictentacle (09/07/2015) [-]
I see, well im glad for you~
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainprincess (09/07/2015) [-]
I'm glad for me too
#5 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
konami pls
#33 - craftyatom ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #53 - mrlester (09/08/2015) [-]
Does she actually do that in the game? Is the fanservice really that far gone?
User avatar #65 to #53 - angelious (09/08/2015) [-]
yeah...there isnt really any way of defending her default costume and the way she acts..its straight up fanservice
#71 to #65 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
undefendable maybe, but you have to laugh

elite soldier
******* supernatural sniper
spacial awareness and depth perception off the charts

hurr durr look at her clothes they're sexist not paraphrasing you, just the butthurt oversensitive types
#73 to #65 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
Breathes through her skin because her lungs are burnt to a crisp. Clothing would suffocate her. Also she does photosynthesis, clothes would keep her from getting carbs.
User avatar #75 to #73 - angelious (09/08/2015) [-]
>>#71,


first of all: code talker and the end were the same as quiet. did you see them stromping off naked?


second of all: just because a game has supernatural elements im suddenly supposed to turn a blind eye to **** like this?
User avatar #84 to #75 - fuzzyballs (09/08/2015) [-]
well you see, it's a game
a game with a story by Kojima, who just goes all ***** plotwisty every ******* where
User avatar #85 to #84 - angelious (09/08/2015) [-]
thats even worse excuse than the "well raiden was naked in one game and snake wears a skin tight suit" argument...

yes its a game.

and we are talking about whether or not a character in a game is sexualized.

just because its a game or that it has a lot of plottwists doesnt make it suddenly immune to criticism mate.
User avatar #87 to #85 - fuzzyballs (09/08/2015) [-]
I didn't even read more than 5 words of your comments
why? because I'm not here to argue with some ********
User avatar #86 to #85 - fuzzyballs (09/08/2015) [-]
well you see
it's a game

not making up excuses
stating facts

it's a game with another over-the-top retarded story with ****** plottwists and characters
big whoop!
#91 to #75 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Big spoiler here, carry on if you don't want to know
The difference between her and the other two is that her skin, lungs, etc. were charred to a ******* crisp. When she received the parasite, it colonized her voicebox AND her skin, but not her lungs. As such, the parasites made it so she can photosynthesize, absorb water, and breathe through her skin, so she doesn't have to open her mouth. Of course, because her lungs are ****** up, she can't breathe normally, and requires as much surface area as possible to remain aerobically active.
Of course, story reasons don't make it not fan-service. It's blatant fanservice, and they could've easily done without it, but hey, it's Kojima, what can ya do? If it really bothers you, just unlock the full-suit alt outfit for her.
#19 - oplu (09/08/2015) [-]
D-Dog is better in almost every way if you don't play like a fag though.
Which is upsetting because she's mai waifu for laifu
User avatar #21 to #19 - rajotazo (09/08/2015) [-]
It's funny cause if you kissed her or shared food with her, you'd eventually die.

User avatar #22 to #21 - oplu (09/08/2015) [-]
It'd be worth.
#23 to #22 - rajotazo (09/08/2015) [-]
tbh infection spreads so easy by the time you died you'd have infected your entire family, all your friends, and they'd have infected their friends and coworkers, and it would spread in a fork formation.

tfw kissing Quiet so worth that you kill your family, your friends, your friend's friends, your pets, and their pets by extension, your country, your country's allies, your country's enemies, your country's enemy's enemys, and allies, and you'd probably lose all bodily function as a result of the infection after a day, so you wouldn't even be able to do much. tfw you kill da wurld

And it's shown by the story that Quiet would rather leave/die than infect anyone, and tries to kill any one person infected.

So Quiet would probably reject you, kill you, or leave rather than kiss you.

ur looks dont help either fag lol
User avatar #36 to #25 - boomerpyro (09/08/2015) [-]
who is d-dog and quiet?
i don't know any metal gear
User avatar #38 to #36 - tenaciouslee (09/08/2015) [-]
D-Dog is the absolute **** and the only buddy you need besides D-Walker a Buddy in MGSV whom you rescue in around Mission 4, I think, you get him as a tiny pup, and you raise him up into one badass ************ .

Quiet is ********* unless you play right, faggot. JK She's PRETTY GOOD but I can't get used to that weird-ass Naruto running. another Buddy in MGSV, she's a sniper, a goddamn good sniper, you get her around mission 11 when she tries to ******* murder you, and Big Boss, with his huge testicles is like, "Oi nah, I'll take her back to me base and I'll have me a companion.", but she's not officially an equippable "Buddy" until after Mission 14.
User avatar #39 to #38 - boomerpyro (09/08/2015) [-]
what about the kissing they were talking about? is that some disease you get in the game?
User avatar #40 to #39 - tenaciouslee (09/08/2015) [-]
MGSV is not a goddamn dating sim, you don't kiss her, what she is is basically a human ******* plant, don't ask me how that **** works, and it's contagious as **** so whoever kisses her or exchanges fluids(I assume) with her, is ****** , I mean, completely ****** .

To put it in layman's terms: If you kiss her, ***** you dead.
User avatar #61 to #40 - megaton ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
so she is poisonous? or contageous? i cant tell from your description.
User avatar #63 to #61 - tenaciouslee (09/08/2015) [-]
Basically both, poisonous and contagious.
User avatar #42 to #21 - evilanakie (09/08/2015) [-]
no blow jobs?
User avatar #48 - animedudej (09/08/2015) [-]
is there a reason to why quiet is dressed like that?


inb4 she's in nudist beach or some stupid ****

i'm actually curious as to why
#70 to #48 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
she breathes through her skin, clothing would suffocate her
User avatar #49 to #48 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
She was set on fire, her burned and charred organs were replaced with a parasyte type deal.

Think of it this way, she's forever venom from spiderman. Thing is her lungs are ****** as well so she breathes through her pores, if she wears too much clothes she's suffocate, she also drinks water through her skin and creates food via photosynthesis.

Oh and spoiler alert.
#64 to #49 - mrshrapnel (09/08/2015) [-]
WTF did i just read.
pic related.
User avatar #72 to #49 - animedudej (09/08/2015) [-]
so... that explains all asian MMO armour as well...

they're actually not humans, they're some other species where the more powerfull they get the more oxygen they have to filter through the pores in their skin
User avatar #89 to #72 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Nah I think that's better explained by the source of mrshrapnel's post.
User avatar #50 to #49 - animedudej (09/08/2015) [-]
okay, so your spoilers extend to my comment


so she was the woman you Ishmael set on fire in the beginning of the game?

i've only just made it through the intro sequence but two best friends (the youtube channel) spoiled me
User avatar #51 to #50 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #52 to #51 - animedudej (09/08/2015) [-]
got it
#60 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
You forgot the most important part.

Look at that trigger discipline!
User avatar #67 to #60 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
trigger discipline so good it broke her wrist. that's dedication.
#4 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
yes but she's not diamond doge
User avatar #37 to #4 - rockamekishiko (09/08/2015) [-]
jesus christ. don't do this to metal gear
User avatar #46 to #37 - phoenixtwo ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
Get over it, people post stupid **** of everything
User avatar #69 - alphagex (09/08/2015) [-]
I get it why is called Solid Snake now.
User avatar #74 to #69 - bewailedbadger (09/08/2015) [-]
But that's Venom Snake...
User avatar #76 to #74 - alphagex (09/08/2015) [-]
I'm gonna tell you something but you need to promise you won't get mad I never had the chance to play any of the Solid snake games.
User avatar #41 - mitchmack (09/08/2015) [-]
She makes missions so easy when you let her go rambo with the tranq sniper. gg
#28 - evilexecutive (09/08/2015) [-]
I'll tell you how she can get better. With the Sniper Wolf Skin of course!

But SON OF A BITCH, Getting that skin was the hardest part of the entire game. Later on when you unlock "Extreme Mode" versions of some of the missions, you get to redo her boss fight with the added catch that she Instant-kills you with all attacks, and aims/fires 3x as fast. During said "Extreme Mode" fight, she wears the Sniper Wolf Skin.
User avatar #30 to #28 - wamuzu (09/08/2015) [-]
If you don't care about S rank then you can cheese the fight by just marking her and calling in sleep grenade artillery.

Definitely the best skin though.
User avatar #47 to #28 - phoenixtwo ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
I got sick of it and went nuclear, calling in a tank made that mission so easy and you get the outfit regardless
#31 to #28 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
.. I did it in the first try, wasn't hard at all.
Also, the sniper wolf skin does not work with her.. It's so odd looking seeing her with blonde hair and blonde lips.

Also, apparently Aznzeus still has me blocked for whatever reason, so **** that cunt.

-Manofparody.
#55 to #31 - skebaba (09/08/2015) [-]
You dropped crates on her for ez win, right?
User avatar #6 - humanknight (09/07/2015) [-]
Well.. If you have played a lot you should know why she doesn't speak ..
#68 - hoodrh (09/08/2015) [-]
>Able to provide tactical sniper cover
Sorry i lost it
#44 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
this bitch is totally overrated.
#9 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
quiet leaves after mission 41-45 so dont do those
#32 to #9 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
No she doesn't.

Use the butterfly emblem.
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