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#36 - mrswagly (02/10/2014) [-]
It seems like Dorkly is scraping the bottom of the barrel to make comic video game references.
It seems like Dorkly is scraping the bottom of the barrel to make comic video game references.
User avatar #43 to #36 - jaggedherp ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Seems like dorkly has always done that.
User avatar #6 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
Amc only has forgettable and lame new shows? Somebody better tell Walking Dead, Madmen, and Breaking Bad. Those shows can't see how bad they are through all the critical acclaim, millions of fans, and incredible financial success.
User avatar #45 to #6 - buttfacemugee (02/11/2014) [-]
You forgot Hell on Wheels
User avatar #11 to #6 - shadowsynergy (02/10/2014) [-]
I found them forgettable and lame...
#21 to #6 - irishlawyer (02/10/2014) [-]
The newer ones are lame...
Those three are great, and couldn't necessarily be considered old, considering they were some of the first original shows that were created by the channel.
Low Winter Sun and Hell on Wheels are newer than those three, and are crap.
#44 to #6 - harrytheheadcrab ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
They're starting a series about arm wrestling...
They're starting a series about arm wrestling...
User avatar #4 - topoftherock (02/10/2014) [-]
but...but i liked dante's inferno.....
#18 to #4 - lankyman (02/10/2014) [-]
waynebarlowe.wordpress.com/artwork/hell/

Plus, when you have Wayne Barlowe working art and concepts along with the rest of the talented ******* involved, you are guaranteed one gorgeous looking game (and not in that, OH! FROSTBITE ENGINE MAKES EVERYTHING REALISTIC good, but ideas and art in action kinda gorgeous, which more people need to do in my tiny opinion)
User avatar #9 to #4 - garin (02/10/2014) [-]
indeed, the quality of those cut scenes... beautiful, bouncing cut scenes...
User avatar #7 - soupkittenagain (02/10/2014) [-]
Honestly I think Dante's Inferno was much better than God of War. While it's practically a copy, I think it did better. The upgrade system and the alignment system worked well together and is a lot more interesting than God of War's. The combat, though very similar, was much more enjoyable than God of War's. God of War pretty much has the same combat system throughout the whole series with just some changes each game. You'd think after so much time they'd try to make things much better.
User avatar #10 to #7 - shadowsynergy (02/10/2014) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly.
User avatar #13 to #7 - thenewgizmobox (02/10/2014) [-]
to me, there one one fatal flaw that totally put me off dante's inferno....
it's marketing campaign....
User avatar #15 - jukuku (02/10/2014) [-]
Hell on Wheels is really good, though...
#39 to #15 - unholyjebus (02/10/2014) [-]
I also liked The Killing. They actually stepped it up in season 3 in my opinion.
User avatar #46 to #15 - buttfacemugee (02/11/2014) [-]
THat show needs a bit more popularity and they are making ore episodes next seasnon since itnis gainging popularity
#29 - nubbless (02/10/2014) [-]
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#24 - ronrod (02/10/2014) [-]
TLC is terrible. Dark Souls is great though.
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User avatar #3 - fourtwentt (02/10/2014) [-]
******* hate history channel these days....who the **** wants to watch hillbilly loggers, gator hunters, ginseng farmers etc. Why does every channel find it necessary to have reality shows.



don't even get me started on the "all ‘reality‘ channel" tru tv
User avatar #35 to #3 - herptyderpies (02/10/2014) [-]
I actually like watching pawn stars and american restoration and counting cars
#20 - Jameshaich (02/10/2014) [-]
> AMC   
Don't know, but Breaking Bad and The Walking dead ARE pretty big   
   
I also enjoyed Dantes Inferno a 			****		 load more than GoW.
> AMC
Don't know, but Breaking Bad and The Walking dead ARE pretty big

I also enjoyed Dantes Inferno a **** load more than GoW.

User avatar #22 to #20 - comedicturtle (02/10/2014) [-]
Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead began years ago, and this comic is talking about all the newer stuff.
#42 to #20 - slysixtyfourwii (02/10/2014) [-]
Those 2 are the only shows I keep up with. I personally love both.
#30 to #20 - turretbuddy (02/10/2014) [-]
>walking dead
>good
#38 to #30 - Jameshaich (02/10/2014) [-]
I never said it was good.
I said it was big
Nobody said it was good.
User avatar #53 to #38 - turretbuddy (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah but you said you ALSO enjoyed dante's inferno

Could have been implying you enjoyed breaking bad and walking dead as well
#54 to #53 - Jameshaich (02/11/2014) [-]
The ALSO was separating that statement from the previous.
#56 to #54 - turretbuddy (02/12/2014) [-]
if anything it made it seem more connected
#33 to #30 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
The budget for each episode is more than you will probably make in your lifetime, and they can afford that because of stellar ratings. Good is up to opinion, and yours is heavily outnumbered.
#37 to #33 - Zaitsev (02/10/2014) [-]
The show is pretty **** .
#2 - shroomftw (02/10/2014) [-]
Heard you were talkin ****
User avatar #16 to #2 - jukuku (02/10/2014) [-]
I watch the show but it is "okay" not great. The acting is often lackluster, many episodes shouldn't even exist and many of the characters are devoid of emotion and depth

YMS: The Walking Dead Seasons 1&2 (Part 1)
User avatar #12 to #2 - thechosentroll (02/10/2014) [-]
To be fair, the show sucks ass. He's interesting and likable, but every single other character is a massive cunt. The damn thing may as well be renamed "Assholes Argue for 20 minutes and occasionally zombies show up"
User avatar #31 to #12 - turretbuddy (02/10/2014) [-]
Too many kids on this site to say that without getting to -900
User avatar #25 - kennyh (02/10/2014) [-]
Once again, Dorkly just bitching about everything. He has gotten more and more bitter and cynical as time has gone on until now his business model is just "if it moves, bitch about it"
User avatar #17 - huffe (02/10/2014) [-]
never tried god of war (don't have a ps)
so dante's inferno it was. i think it's very fun. varied combat. really interesting levels
plus circle eight on hardest difficulty is literal hell
#8 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
The last one is pretty accurate
User avatar #1 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
These are just like... My opinions
1. If Dark souls is endless pain and agony, i think i should buy it.
2. I don't like Amnesia, i think they are pretty boring.
3. CoD's are nowadays the definition of insanity. the same game twice a year and something a little new.
User avatar #32 to #1 - sweetbutteryjesus (02/10/2014) [-]
In reply to Dook Soos, it's a very good game by my standards, but don't think that it's hard. Only bosses are hard, if you don't learn from them.
What I'm saying is that prominent recent titles (Halo, CoD, etc.) lower the difficulty bar, DkS just brings it back up to where older titles were in the past.
It is good gameplay and lore wise, but if want multiplayer you might want to get good at it first.
Also, don't kill anyone if they needn't be killed.
User avatar #50 - crazyeyedbioll (02/11/2014) [-]
fak you dorkly spike tv is awesome. also walking dead=forgettable and lame? try making your own tv drama dorkly, lets see how that goes. my butthurt is showing because dorkly just bitches about everything in all of their comics, nothing is good enough for these cynical *****
User avatar #48 - Metallicock (02/11/2014) [-]
I haven't watched Spike in years but I remember it was pretty cool
User avatar #47 - ghostofgemini (02/11/2014) [-]
eh, I lost respect for dorkly since they fired shots at FJ
User avatar #51 to #47 - soupkittenagain (02/11/2014) [-]
When did they do that?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ghostofgemini (02/11/2014) [-]
it was a if websites were pokemon thing.

can't find it atm.
#34 - LocoJoe (02/10/2014) [-]
You make it seem like violence and nudity are a bad thing. Now where's my gabbagool?
#27 - thegoldenjet (02/10/2014) [-]
What's Cartoon Network, Disney, and Nickelodean then? I assume at least one of them is Mario.
#23 - splyt ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
heyy man there was NOTHING ******* wrong with dante's inferno...
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