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*do not attempt at home
im still not entirely sure what mario's actually saying

amazing game btw

Tags: Mario | 64 | Videogames | Gay | bowser

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Can we have a vidya stories thread?
eat friends house fer sleepover
ewe played super mane 64 all night long
really liked the boss fights with besser because ofthe way mane throws him
sin the morning neither of had slept but we are still playing
yhis family is awake new and going about their morning routines
ffriends cat eames by me and starts rubbing against me
sleek at cats tail
iremember besser boss battle
met a great idea
tthink it would be hilarious ifi threw my friends cat like mane throws besser
cats tail, stand up
seat claws at me and makes hissing noises
pstart spinning
seat can longer attack me due to centripetal force
ffriend yells out what the **** are Wu doing
s seme of his family eames inte the reem
met genieus and embarrassed
mmaybe ifi finish the joke they will all laugh and think funny
pstart spinning faster
ffriends dad and friend trate approach me and take the cat away from me
velocity reached
iscream SC) LONG GAY BOWSER and let
seat flies inte drywall and hits a stud behind it
wreaks neck and dies en impact
everyone is speechless
ffriend gees to his cat and yells that its dead and starts crying
everyone starts crying gruelling
emem called (my parents are divorced) to take me heme
met en meditation and forced to attend therapy fer a long time
Meyer saw friend again
whats your story

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#2 - thelastnoodle (11/05/2015) [-]

That's some top shelf autism right there.

#5 to #2 - grovesimus (11/05/2015) [-]

pls no whisky

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#14 to #2 - ocnamesaregone (11/06/2015) [-]

Wish I could down whiskey like that.

I can do gin, I can do tequila, I can do rhum, cognac and all that.

But scotch and whiskey still make me feel like a 12 yo trying liquor for the first time.

oh and Vodka is just plain disgusting, no matter how you look at it

#3 to #2 - steinway (11/05/2015) [-]

more like prescribed autism

#9 to #2 - darthtatercf (11/06/2015) [-]

**darthtatercf used "*roll picture*"**
**darthtatercf rolled image** **** mate your making me thirsty

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#7 - arialynx (11/06/2015) [-]

You have to be a special kind of ****** up to do that to an animal.

#8 to #7 - Sevenseas (11/06/2015) [-]

**Sevenseas used "*roll picture*"**
**Sevenseas rolled image**And yet, it happens everyday.

#10 to #7 - peebze (11/06/2015) [-]

Can't really say that myself, if he was a little kid at the time he probably didn't know better, nor what the consequences of the actions would be. I'm not saying it isn't ****** up, but I did something similar as a kid. I was 6-7, had pet hamster. Had bunk bed with just the top bunk... thought it would be neat to watch the hamster bounce like in the cartoons! Didn't know better, dropped it off the top bunk. Thud

#11 to #10 - arialynx (11/06/2015) [-]

Admittedly I ripped the tail off of my gerbil when I was young. I was just trying to pick it up, and I didn't think I was pulling too hard. Needless to say I was horrified, and I tried to fix it by putting a bandage on it...

#1 - kiaserzerg (11/05/2015) [-]

#4 - xheanort (11/05/2015) [-]

#20 - Zaxplab (11/06/2015) [-]

This is still the worst one I've read by far.

#16 - chris chris (11/06/2015) [-]

>me 12 years old
>at sleepover with best friend
>about 2:30am
>we always have atleast one 2L or pop for sleepover we chug like liquid crack
>he leaves for a few min to piss
>me still playing video games
> he walks back in his room with a smug smile, like he's got brilliant idea
>grabs his phone which is right beside of the doorway where he is still standing
> WtfAreYouDoing.jif im trapped, with him blocking only doorway
>throws the phone with all his might directly at me
>not a cellphone
>phone screaming though the air at me at 1/2 the speed of sound
> ****** full fledged home telephone, base and all
>he doesnt realize its plugged into a phonejack
>phone line runs out of slack
>bounces straight back at him
>hits him square in the face
>4 stitches and a concussion
>mfw telling his parents what a retard he is and why we are at the hospital

#6 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]

So long gay bowser hahahah kekimus maximus

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#12 - ashedust (11/06/2015) [-]

Alright. Here's my story about gaming.

>Be me
>Friend is super into League of Legends and wants me to play too
>He shows me a few matches and I decide to give it a shot
>2 and a half years later my life is ruined, I have 1k+ matches in ranked and I'm flailing in silver and I need an adult

Send help.

#18 to #12 - instalation (11/06/2015) [-]

Dude, it's been 2 and a half years. You're going to need more help than anyone could ever send you to get out of there. GG.

#19 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]

Had a friend *Unbelievable as that is* Stayed over his mums place with him and his sister
Sister asks if i can dance. Say ofcourse i can, but i wont. She pesters me all night, until we go to sleep. Feel like a jerk

Wake up, go home, tell my mum that his mum let us drink *for some reason, idfk*
police get involved for letting 10yo's drink, father beats the mother, friend never talks to me again.

#17 - galkawhm (11/06/2015) [-]

My gaming story.

>Play game
>Have autism (well, aspergers if you wanna get technical)
>Still be able to tell the difference between reality and fiction.
>Don't do ****** up **** i saw in a game.