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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#34 - foelkera
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>Playing Civ V
>Decide to just have units garrisoned in cities/exploring, no legitimate army
>Put everything into making more gold, production, culture, etc.
>Bros with almost everyone
>Elizabeth keeps telling me how much my army sucks
>Bitch tryna front wit me
>Pay all of my allies tons of gold to declare war on her
>MFW England is destroyed within 10 turns
User avatar #36 to #34 - darthblam
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Best way to go in my opinion.
Few but big cities, focus on production of gold and culture. Fill up patronage tree.
Own every bitch city state in the game. Get more culture and a **** ton of science.
Unstoppable.
User avatar #176 to #36 - foelkera
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(07/25/2013) [-]
city states are for the weak. Either leave them alone or conquer all of them.
User avatar #183 to #176 - fightforfate
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(07/25/2013) [-]
hell no!
i had full patronage tree and i would get at least 1 unit per turn.
i had a gigantic army and i was a peaceful civilisation
User avatar #101 to #36 - rieskimo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Soooo.... be what Japan is IRL? That's what it sounds like.
User avatar #115 to #101 - darthblam
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(07/25/2013) [-]
That is.. very debatable..
User avatar #167 to #115 - rieskimo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I'm speaking more specifically post-WWII Japan, where they weren't allowed any military so they instead focused all their efforts towards technology and production.

I'm well aware that Japan is not the most peaceful nation in history.
User avatar #1 - remsaman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
diplomatic victories were no fun
#50 to #1 - whatamidoingwithme
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(07/25/2013) [-]
It is in BNW
#171 to #1 - anon id: 0fcd0ae4
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(07/25/2013) [-]
phanact is fart
#184 to #1 - fabelousnagger
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(07/25/2013) [-]
yeah , brave new world is over to fast with diplo victory or culture (seriously, you don't get time to research nuke before it is over)

and qoncuest is a joke because of teh stupide "cant raze capitals" so you can't raze city states, even as hun who can 2-shot cities early on must "nope stop at 4 or else we make rebels"

but right now it is gold/relegion(Diplo victory) that dominate everything

because of spies there is no great benefit to go reasearch anymore than rush the age to get a spie (he will steal from one who focus on science so you take back up and bam you better focus)

back to civ 4, but brave new world is right diraction just need some serious balancing

User avatar #3 to #1 - cadaverbox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Domination victory is the only way to go
#100 to #3 - rieskimo
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User avatar #4 to #3 - remsaman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
**** yeah.
millions of nukes
User avatar #5 to #4 - cadaverbox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
yeah but shmeh
nukes have fallout
thats no fun
User avatar #6 to #5 - remsaman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
i guess.

but its fun to nuke india.
******* ghandi
User avatar #7 to #6 - cadaverbox
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
DUDE
NO JOKE
me and my friends all say that
****** ghandi
#8 to #7 - remsaman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
apparently his warmongering stats were too low for the program to count, so it went from 0, not a threat, to 10. the biggest ************ ever
#9 to #8 - cadaverbox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
yeah Civ V has some weird things going on
just recently i was playin a game and i noticed that Lisbon built 4 empire state buildings side to side up against the coast
friggin lisbon
User avatar #14 to #9 - LEAFMAN
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(07/25/2013) [-]
research flight and sort that bitch out
#63 to #9 - presentdent
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Friggin' Lisbon....
#13 to #9 - anon id: 289d5f15
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(07/25/2013) [-]
haha that is pretty funny
User avatar #10 to #9 - remsaman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
**** lisbon get it together.
#47 to #8 - maledicere
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Whoever coded his personality must have copypasted someone else. Like Genghis Khan.
User avatar #215 to #8 - craxxet
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Wasn't that a error or a joke that made his probability to develop nukes 12/10 when it would have been more realistic for it to have been 1,2/10 ?
User avatar #218 to #215 - RamzaBeoulve
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(07/25/2013) [-]
His hostility was set to 0, or 1, and when he went to democracy, which would lower it ny 2, it lowered it below zero, so it went to 255, the max.
#27 - AreyouSerious
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>play multiplayer with friends
>play as Iroquois
>get stuck on an island continent with other friend
>takes over more then half of the island
>builds giant military and put on my border
>oh ****.jpg
> realize he makes -80 gold per turn and no one wants to make deals with him
>spend my money on research agreements
> put all my research in military
>mow down his chariot horsemen with rifles and cannons
>take back half the island
>MFW no one ***** with the Iroquois
#39 - fezzo
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>Playing Civ V
>Spain wants to fight out of nowhere
>Quickly curbstomp 2 cities
>"please plx"
>Spain starts converting on of my cities to Christianity
>Tell Spain to stop
>Does it again
>Destroy Spain in a 1000 year war
>mfw everyone wants to kill me because Spain started a war
User avatar #74 to #39 - ilolyoucry
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>First game of Civ 5
>Make contact with THREE civilizations, all bordered around me
>Another THREE City-states all around me
>Later in the game, I have three cities and a big military
>PERSIA starts getting all up in my grill
>Persia starts attack the city farthest away from me
>FOR BEING FRIENDLY WITH A CITY-STATE
>Destroy his military, then laugh as I then pillage his entire country-side
>Take over his entire civilization
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Attack two of the City-states next to me, except Quebec. Quebec is a ******* bro.
>The Eqyptians start talking ****, so I move my military to attack them
>Annihilate my way to their capital
>Cannons and other units only do 1 damage because they reinforced it.
>Pull out of war, and build up military.
>Attack again, but fail. Go peaceful.
>Inca was in the background the whole time
>Waiting
>Planning
>Plotting
>As soon as I disband my military to get a better money income, the Incans Strike Back
>See a large military of Indian-fags come down from the North
>"He was a Incan-Fag from the North!" -Bilbo Baggins
>Leave game and delete it
******* Inca.
#30 - pensivepangolin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
The face of nightmares
#77 to #30 - anon id: 4fb3feff
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(07/25/2013) [-]
No, No,Nooooo F*** you Montezuma
User avatar #57 to #30 - nignogatron
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(07/25/2013) [-]
That little bitch would attempt to force me to give him gold and tech...while he still has archers...My infantry won't stand a chance
#38 to #30 - crazyolitis
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Bitch please.
User avatar #40 to #38 - recoveryone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I once had a city nuked by Ghandi once.
#41 to #40 - crazyolitis
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Only once? He does that ever ******* time, man. Once he gets nukes, he's a bloodthirsty wasmongerer.
User avatar #42 to #41 - recoveryone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Well, power corrupts after all.
#43 to #42 - crazyolitis
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Understatement of the century.
#45 to #38 - anon id: 13b3a4d9
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I've heard awful things about Gandhi The Defiler...
#46 to #45 - crazyolitis
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(07/25/2013) [-]
The eternal inferno of hell itself is lukewarm compared to the never ending rage and bloodlust of Ghandi
#65 - riddlerboy
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Civilization has got to be one of the best games ever made
User avatar #69 to #65 - phantomi
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(07/25/2013) [-]
For some reason whenever I would play Gandhi would be the only one to have uranium... and I could never find any deposits near where I started
#91 - larknok
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(07/25/2013) [-]
FUN FACT: In civiliation 1, the devs were designing Gandhi's personality, and under "Nuclear Proliferation" they wanted to put a 2/10, but accidentally messed up with their keyboard and gave him a 12/10. The fans loved this so much that they have kept his "12/10" lust for nuclear missiles and bombs throughout every civ game to date.

Mahatma Gandhi you guys, establishing world peace on a throne of skulls.
User avatar #166 to #91 - cadaverbox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry actually
In the original game, when they gave Ghandi a peace rating, they gave him a 1/10, but since some policies give -1 or -2 to peace, so at first he's fine, but when he gets diplomacy, his rating goes negative, instead hitting the maximum amount possible, 255.
That's the reason why Ghandi became such a warlord in the first game. The reason they kept it that way in other games is because the fans loved this glitch and therefore it became an tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AscendedGlitch
#213 to #166 - larknok
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(07/25/2013) [-]
You might be right, but the way it's implemented in Civ V is with 12/10 in the nuke category. See link.

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User avatar #214 to #213 - cadaverbox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Ghandi has always been the nukiest. That 12 was put on purpose.
#216 to #214 - larknok
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I should play a game on Emperor soon with Gandhi, Montezuma and Catherine and Ramen-keg. Will be interesting come late game.
#55 - demjimmies
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(07/25/2013) [-]
mfw I see Civilization content
mfw I see Civilization content
#104 - hybridxproject
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(07/25/2013) [-]
these civ stories in the comments are awesome
these civ stories in the comments are awesome
#130 - germankillzone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>Playing Civ 5 with two other friends   
>Three-way tag team against the world   
>Bismarck (Me), Gandhi (Friend 1), Washington (Friend 2)   
>Gandhi pisses off Lady Cathrine    
>Lady Cathrine declares war with Gandhi and Washington   
>Doesnt give a **** about me   
>Cathrine spills the blood of my bros across the map   
>I step in with nukes   
>Cathrine offers me Gold / uranium / iron / oil / and 2 cities for peace   
   
>Lady Cathrine of Russia wants the D
>Playing Civ 5 with two other friends
>Three-way tag team against the world
>Bismarck (Me), Gandhi (Friend 1), Washington (Friend 2)
>Gandhi pisses off Lady Cathrine
>Lady Cathrine declares war with Gandhi and Washington
>Doesnt give a **** about me
>Cathrine spills the blood of my bros across the map
>I step in with nukes
>Cathrine offers me Gold / uranium / iron / oil / and 2 cities for peace

>Lady Cathrine of Russia wants the D