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#34 - foelkera ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Playing Civ V
>Decide to just have units garrisoned in cities/exploring, no legitimate army
>Put everything into making more gold, production, culture, etc.
>Bros with almost everyone
>Elizabeth keeps telling me how much my army sucks
>Bitch tryna front wit me
>Pay all of my allies tons of gold to declare war on her
>MFW England is destroyed within 10 turns
User avatar #1 - remsaman ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (18 replies)
diplomatic victories were no fun
#9 to #8 - cadaverbox (07/25/2013) [-]
yeah Civ V has some weird things going on
just recently i was playin a game and i noticed that Lisbon built 4 empire state buildings side to side up against the coast
friggin lisbon
#27 - AreyouSerious (07/25/2013) [-]
>play multiplayer with friends
>play as Iroquois
>get stuck on an island continent with other friend
>takes over more then half of the island
>builds giant military and put on my border
>oh **** .jpg
> realize he makes -80 gold per turn and no one wants to make deals with him
>spend my money on research agreements
> put all my research in military
>mow down his chariot horsemen with rifles and cannons
>take back half the island
>MFW no one ***** with the Iroquois
#39 - fezzo (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Playing Civ V
>Spain wants to fight out of nowhere
>Quickly curbstomp 2 cities
>"please plx"
>Spain starts converting on of my cities to Christianity
>Tell Spain to stop
>Does it again
>Destroy Spain in a 1000 year war
>mfw everyone wants to kill me because Spain started a war
#30 - pensivepangolin (07/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The face of nightmares
#38 to #30 - crazyolitis (07/25/2013) [-]
Bitch please.
#65 - riddlerboy ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Civilization has got to be one of the best games ever made
#91 - larknok (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
FUN FACT: In civiliation 1, the devs were designing Gandhi's personality, and under "Nuclear Proliferation" they wanted to put a 2/10, but accidentally messed up with their keyboard and gave him a 12/10. The fans loved this so much that they have kept his "12/10" lust for nuclear missiles and bombs throughout every civ game to date.

Mahatma Gandhi you guys, establishing world peace on a throne of skulls.
#55 - demjimmies (07/25/2013) [-]
mfw I see Civilization content
mfw I see Civilization content
#104 - hybridxproject (07/25/2013) [-]
these civ stories in the comments are awesome
these civ stories in the comments are awesome
#130 - germankillzone (07/25/2013) [-]
>Playing Civ 5 with two other friends   
>Three-way tag team against the world   
>Bismarck (Me), Gandhi (Friend 1), Washington (Friend 2)   
>Gandhi pisses off Lady Cathrine    
>Lady Cathrine declares war with Gandhi and Washington   
>Doesnt give a 						****					 about me   
>Cathrine spills the blood of my bros across the map   
>I step in with nukes   
>Cathrine offers me Gold / uranium / iron / oil / and 2 cities for peace   
   
>Lady Cathrine of Russia wants the D
>Playing Civ 5 with two other friends
>Three-way tag team against the world
>Bismarck (Me), Gandhi (Friend 1), Washington (Friend 2)
>Gandhi pisses off Lady Cathrine
>Lady Cathrine declares war with Gandhi and Washington
>Doesnt give a **** about me
>Cathrine spills the blood of my bros across the map
>I step in with nukes
>Cathrine offers me Gold / uranium / iron / oil / and 2 cities for peace

>Lady Cathrine of Russia wants the D
#117 - alexest (07/25/2013) [-]
>Civ 5
>Russia
>Trying to build a huge empire
>Started near Egypt
>Built quite a big army at the start just to be safe
>Suddenly Egypt attacks me when i'm building my 3rd city
>Fend off the invaders easily, starting to counter invade
>Egypt wants to negotiate peace, gives me all its gold, a lot of gold p/turn, access to all the resources
>Mfw i just basically secured a second empire for free
>I attack
#146 - baditch (07/25/2013) [-]
>Be last New Years Eve
>At LAN party with two friends
>Playing as Polynesia because it's an archipelago map.
>Spawn in right next to Gandhi
>Decide " **** it"
>attach Gandhi right off
>Trying to build units faster than him so I can finish the war.
>He's building more cities while I try to take his first one
>War lasts thousands of years
>All of my resources and production are spent on my military
>Friends I'm playing with give me gold to fund my war
>I slowly wither down Gandhi The Terrible's forces
>Finally take the last city
>Gandhi the Destroyer has fallen
>I'm in last place because of the war and my lack of resources.
>MFW it was worth it to see Gandhi crumble.
#198 - commandershit (07/25/2013) [-]
>few weeks ago
>feel the urge to play Civ IV again
>start up the game
>play the warlords expansion
>chose india
>be Gandhi
>play on godly
>have a super aggresive russia and germany as neighbour
>time passes manage to maintain world peace
>reach modern times ahead of everyone
>research nukes
>napoleon attacks
>nuke napoleon
>world war breaks out
>all factions vs india
>nuke the **** out of earth
>mfw I have become warlord Gandhi
#58 - Kairyuka (07/25/2013) [-]
Religion is fun!
#48 - ludislavonac (07/25/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Though I'm a fan of X4 games in general I have to say that Civ just wasn't my kind of thing. The total war series and galactic civilisations were way more fun for me...
inb4 thumbs down because of opinion
User avatar #195 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this game looks cool, can my computer run it and where can i get it?
#197 to #195 - hydromatic (07/25/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 are anyone of us supposed to know if your computer can run it without you giving us any information about it?
How the **** are anyone of us supposed to know if your computer can run it without you giving us any information about it?
#71 - oosulley (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #20 - awesomedewd ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I always play like this:

>gigantiv world like map
>build up empire with just enough milatary to defend myself
>enjoy staying alone and letting my empire grow while everyone else is fighting
>reach endtime, build ******** of army
>watch world shiver in fear
>attack everyone who insults me and wipe them out
>end game because it's no fun anymore
#203 - themanwithnoplan (07/25/2013) [-]
>Civ V as Ethiopia   
>Declare war on Alexander The Great because he keeps stealing my city-state allies and spies on me   
>Fighting through the south part of South America to the north   
>Find out he was in a war earlier with Indonesia and took their capital and biggest city   
>When I take the cities from Alexander I give them back to Indonesia as a sign of friendship   
>Ask him for an Open Borders agreement to finish off Greece faster and a Declaration of Friendship   
>Says no   
>Later Venice tells me that he was also planning to attack me shortly after I freed his cities   
   
Apparently "gratefulness" doesn't translate into Javanese
>Civ V as Ethiopia
>Declare war on Alexander The Great because he keeps stealing my city-state allies and spies on me
>Fighting through the south part of South America to the north
>Find out he was in a war earlier with Indonesia and took their capital and biggest city
>When I take the cities from Alexander I give them back to Indonesia as a sign of friendship
>Ask him for an Open Borders agreement to finish off Greece faster and a Declaration of Friendship
>Says no
>Later Venice tells me that he was also planning to attack me shortly after I freed his cities

Apparently "gratefulness" doesn't translate into Javanese
User avatar #165 - sinclairr (07/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have one story, because I played Civ 5 once, and it pissed me off so much

>Playing
>Get attacked by England
>Such a noob, but still win
>first victory of mine was destroying England
>everyone decides to kill me now
>entire world becomes friends under world peace just to kill me
>end
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