Remember this for Steam Sales. This is a foutune cookie note that is giving advice on buying items. Comically, this contradicts the famous money swiping, and al
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Remember this for Steam Sales

This is a foutune cookie note that is giving advice on buying items. Comically, this contradicts the famous money swiping, and all too generous Steam Sales from Steam. These sales sell many video games at extremely low prices, so low, it would seem a ridiculous act of not purchasing everything or even deciding to buy one.

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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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User avatar #37 - skeptical (01/15/2014) [-]
lolnope
#36 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
But I need them because they are on sale.
But I need them because they are on sale.
User avatar #33 - lamballert (01/15/2014) [-]
**lamballert rolled a random comment #7466157 posted by brokenmemories at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
I wish this night to be over already
User avatar #34 to #33 - brokenmemories (01/15/2014) [-]
I just said that like 10 minutes ago
User avatar #32 - klick (01/15/2014) [-]
Where's the fun in that?
User avatar #29 - oceanfrank ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
but... I got 3 bioshockes for 10 dollars HOW THE **** AM I GOING TO PASS THAT UP?!
#28 - sorinshrouds (01/15/2014) [-]
A bit unrelated.
So many games on steam, yet i can barely run'em. Any one know if it's worth getting either a Custom built tower, (i think that's what it's called), or a laptop with a $700 budget?

< Googled it, but pretty much my Skyrim on lowest, and it still runs like **** ...
#40 to #28 - kerzee (01/21/2014) [-]
Go to cyber-power PC. You will be able to customize a Gaming PC and see how well you could run the game while you are making it. But I would look for things on ebay as well. I have a $1200 Gaming PC that I found for your budget, just because some chump got married lol. Either way good luck with it. Make sure you do your homework about Processors and Graphics cards.
User avatar #39 to #28 - mugvart (01/15/2014) [-]
Depends a bit.
The andvantages of a laptop is of course that you can bring it with you, so if that's a need you have, go for a laptop. However, you'll get a way faster/stronger computer by buying a tower for way less, just make sure to talk to someone who knows what they're doing when ordering. The last thing you want is a 700$ computer that doesn't run because the components don't work with each other.
Hope this helps!
User avatar #38 to #28 - savirleo (01/15/2014) [-]
THE BEST $700 Gaming PC Build-November 2013 Plays all Games 1080p
there's vids on youtube to help
User avatar #31 to #28 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
i built my desktop for about 1k 2 years ago, and it can still run every game out there on high or better.
skyrim on ultra with zero lag, the loading of new areas is so fast i don't even have time to read the trivia

so yeah, 700$ now would get you even better than that, so easily a decent custom built tower
#30 to #28 - csondi (01/15/2014) [-]
apparently you can (at least in my country) buy an almost high end PC from that budget
mine is 3 yrs old and from the same amount of money. i can run almost everything on high settings. but it hates AA and blurry stuff
almost forgot. nvidia has more support on games (phisyx or whatever.) my amd card can't handle that
#27 - grampian (01/15/2014) [-]



...I think I need it.
#26 - kaboomz (01/15/2014) [-]
****					 you cookie   
   
i buy what i want   
its my money not yours
**** you cookie

i buy what i want
its my money not yours
#35 to #26 - therealhodor (01/15/2014) [-]
It's Gaben's money*
#24 - imgood (01/15/2014) [-]
"Buy things because you need them, not because they are on sale" in bed.

Well **** I think we found teh first fortune it doesn't really work with O.o
User avatar #22 - callan (01/15/2014) [-]
If it's on sale on steam, I need it.
#21 - frasseking ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I need them for my collection.
User avatar #20 - manofparody (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't think I bought a single thing these past sales.. I pretty much already have every game I could want from Steam.
User avatar #18 - jasonmaki (01/15/2014) [-]
Well maybe i need the savings
#16 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
but 						****					, it was 99 cents!
but **** , it was 99 cents!
#19 to #17 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
wow bruh youre actually the first person to make that joke ever, especially in this thread
User avatar #3 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
I can't even buy games I "need" because I'm poor god damnit i want dishonored
#15 to #3 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Save up and buy a PC. If know what to do, a good PC will only be about $450.
#13 to #3 - thechosentroll (01/15/2014) [-]
You do realize you could just pirate it, right? It's kind of ok if you're a poorfag. You weren't going to spend money on it anyway.
User avatar #14 to #13 - derivat (01/15/2014) [-]
I would pirate it, but I don't think my Laptop could run it properly
User avatar #4 to #3 - thematthew (01/14/2014) [-]
you are a smart man for wanting dishonered.
i played/enjoyed the crap out of it
User avatar #5 to #4 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
I think I'm getting the GOTY when I have enough spare money
User avatar #6 to #5 - thematthew (01/14/2014) [-]
i`m sorry what dose goty mean.
User avatar #7 to #6 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
Game of the year edition (usually with all/nearly all DLC included)
User avatar #8 to #7 - thematthew (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah thanks, i got goty for fallout 3.
shame i dont have a hard drive
User avatar #9 to #8 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
If you know anyone with a hard drive, he/she could install the addons and put them on a usb-stick for you Thats what I always did before I got my hard drive
User avatar #10 to #9 - thematthew (01/14/2014) [-]
thanks that will help a lot. +thumb
User avatar #11 to #10 - derivat (01/14/2014) [-]
thank you, good man
User avatar #12 to #11 - thematthew (01/14/2014) [-]
no problem.
#2 - ganjalf ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
But the conch said I may need those games someday
#1 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
*does not apply to steam sales
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