Reasons to buy Goat Simulator 2014. . Key Features You can he a goat Get points for Wreslting stuff - mag to your friends that you' re the alpha goat Steam swoo GOTY
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Reasons to buy Goat Simulator 2014

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Key Features
You can he a goat
Get points for Wreslting stuff - mag to your friends that you' re the alpha goat
Steam swoon - malts your own goats levels missions game modes and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We' re only eliminating the everything else is hilarious and
we' re Keeping it
Anygame physics that span out all the time
Seriously look ifthat goat' s neck
You can he a goat
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Submitted: 03/28/2014
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#5 - jaevel (03/28/2014) [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #30 - arcticastronaut (03/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Cr1TiKal just has to play this

This game was practically made for him
User avatar #3 - charagrin (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I have ever wanted something so much before.
#34 - chaosbreaker (03/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Will I be able to see what's inside the tower?
#37 - buriedstpatrick (03/29/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Warning: Opinion
Ironic **** game design is still **** game design.


Yes, I'm going to be that guy. Would probably have thought this "game" was hilarious if I was 10 years younger. When I can have just as much fun ******* about in a physics engine - or Garry's Mod for Pete's sake - then I don't see why we need this. I suppose I should not condemn it for actually trying to be a game, yet I still think this will be nothing but a YouTube fad so we can all get wacky videos from the likes of Cr1TiKaL, PewDiePie, and many others trying to make a quick buck. It's a win-win for the developers and YouTubers really.

As a software developer and avid gamer for many years though, it saddens me to see our medium abused like this. First, there's the issue that they flat out don't fix any bugs that aren't crash related, second there is the complete lack of depth in gameplay, third there is the reliance on user creating the content rather than themselves. This game seems like the easiest thing in the world to develop, and people embrace it because it's stupid, and why stupid might be funny to a certain extent - when it's just stupid for the sole reason of being stupid without any remotely thought out satirical pieces I see this as a piece of junk.

It seems like a joke that will quickly get old once you peel off its very shallow layers - of which the developers expect the community will provide for them.
I do not understand how even the most respected outlets such as RockPaperShotgun have done positive coverage of this.
The whole simulator craze needs to die soon, it's getting so ******* tiresome and old.
#42 to #37 - aciar (03/29/2014) [-]
The thing is, it was a joke by the developers at first. It spread like wildfire and they were constantly badgered about making the game. They had no intention of making it, or paying any attention to it, and I'm certain once they put it up on steam and just leave it they'll get straight back to business.    
   
It's only really been a fun project that has garnered them a lot of positive attention, and for a small indie studio, a mass amount of positive attention is what propels you forward.   
   
Though I totally agree. I do think if they are going to put it up on steam the least they can do is actually try and make the game a little more that a 						********					 of bugs glitches and glamorous goatyness.
The thing is, it was a joke by the developers at first. It spread like wildfire and they were constantly badgered about making the game. They had no intention of making it, or paying any attention to it, and I'm certain once they put it up on steam and just leave it they'll get straight back to business.

It's only really been a fun project that has garnered them a lot of positive attention, and for a small indie studio, a mass amount of positive attention is what propels you forward.

Though I totally agree. I do think if they are going to put it up on steam the least they can do is actually try and make the game a little more that a ******** of bugs glitches and glamorous goatyness.
User avatar #15 - thorlak (03/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
It's released on April fools day but I can't tell if it's just a joke or theyll really release it.

I hope they release it
#80 - Bobzilla (03/29/2014) [-]
I've goat to break free
User avatar #68 - tombombadil (03/29/2014) [-]
"Everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it."

These people know who they're catering to.
#41 - juffs (03/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
What what if I hate goats with the firey passion of a thousand suns?


Because I do
#79 - jamesthebos (03/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It's shaping up to be the GOATY
User avatar #92 - leightonsolomon ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
If you get the middle eastern DLC, you're gonna have a bad time.
#127 - sjrigney ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Just some reviews.
#123 - sjrigney ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
MFW Waiting for Alpaca simulator


Goat Simulator will do for now though.
#99 - icametocomment (03/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else looking forward to Bear Simulator?
User avatar #102 to #99 - exclamation (03/29/2014) [-]
Bears > Goats
Thumb me down if you wish!
#94 - pheonixinstinct (03/29/2014) [-]
mfw i buy it
#71 - anotheroneonearth (03/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
how about goat flipping simulator?
how about goat flipping simulator?
User avatar #91 to #71 - darkeyedangel (03/29/2014) [-]
because you wouldn't be able to be a goat
#145 - iamthepapercut (03/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>only have a ****** laptop that can't run it
>have no money to upgrade, haven't found a job
>my lifelong dream of becoming a goat will never come true

I'm literally tearing up a bit right now
User avatar #129 - skrynox (03/29/2014) [-]
I hope to God that RoosterTeeth play this.
User avatar #44 - Thundergod ONLINE (03/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
As someone who has played it, GET IT. Everything changes the second you get the jetpack.
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