Portal Pumpkin

#7 - novaknightmare **User deleted account** (10/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)

>Make Turret pumpkin
>some teenagers smash it
>message inside carcass
>"i dont hate you"
>teenager's face when

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#22 to #7 - arnoldbusk (10/10/2012) [-]

I fucking hate people who do that. Last year I helped my littlebrother carve his, and he was so happy about it, until some asshole kicked it.

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#84 to #7 - Sambenmaggie (10/10/2012) [-]

I made a Deathstar pumpkin with leds and a Diablo pumpkin two years back.. It was the full deal man. Some dickbag kids on my block stole them and then two weeks later put the rotting parts in my mailbox.

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#47 to #7 - prontoon (10/10/2012) [-]

or it says "please, I'm different"

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#75 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (10/10/2012) [-]

the only reason why the would cry is because they played portal 2

portal 2 is fucking garbage

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#23 - exrflarion (10/10/2012) [+] (16 replies)

>Be playing Portal 2
>Trying to be clever
>Put down a turret
>"Why?"
>Feeling sorry for the turret i picked her up and solve puzzle with her
>Another puzzle
>Almost solve it, turret praise me
>Opening a door
>There's 3 turret on the otherside of the door
>BIGMISTAKE.jpg
>Without realizing i use my companion turret as a shield for the bullet
>She begged her fellow turret to stop shooting her as i protect myself
>Finally escaped
>Still panic about turret condition
>Companion turret is dying in my hand
>"I don't blame you"
>mfw
>I still have flashback to this day

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#30 to #23 - littlesoldierboy ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]

I call fakes on this one

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#31 to #30 - LegititmateKyle (10/10/2012) [-]

Maybe the chamber was multi room and they consider it different puzzles by themself?

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#64 to #30 - exrflarion (10/10/2012) [-]

Don't ruin the dream

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#38 to #23 - warzon (10/10/2012) [-]

>Be made of course
>Be set down my Glados ((My processor did not allow the proper term))
>Get picked up and freak the fuck out
>Get set down totaly cool with it now.
>Sees puzzle solved praise the nice lady.
>Suddenly a door opens and gets used for a bullet shield
>Slowly bleed out ~~blameing~~ not blameing the nice lady
>Goodbye.

((oh dear god it was my first diffrent point of view story dont hurt me))

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#43 to #23 - drainbramage (10/10/2012) [-]

I never killed a turret unless it was absolutely necessary, I just faced them towards a wall.

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#70 to #43 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]

I almost feel like an asshole now. I was on Portal 2 yesterday, and for fun, I pushed a bunch of turrets through an Emancipation Grill.

Bring on the PETT (People Ethically Treating Turrets)

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#71 to #70 - drainbramage (10/10/2012) [-]

"We can put our differences aside for science. You monster.

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#73 to #71 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]

I'm not just a regular asshole.

I'm the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working with the express purpose of creating the meanest asshole to ever live.

And kim jong allowed me to say that without it being deemed cruel.

-Slow Clap- Good that's still working.

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#74 to #73 - drainbramage (10/10/2012) [-]

"Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that."

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#76 to #74 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]

"Could you just jump into that pit? That deadly pit..."

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#77 to #76 - drainbramage (10/10/2012) [-]

Portal is probably my favourite series, even with the gameplay aside, some of the dialogue is enjoyable.

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#101 to #77 - megatrollinator (10/10/2012) [-]

My 2 favourite characters (Specifically for Dialogue) are Wheatley and The Defective Turret.

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#24 to #23 - lucianakira (10/10/2012) [-]

Those turrets are so obliviously kind in speech. It makes me feel bad to not die by them.

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#57 to #23 - soarinxdashie (10/10/2012) [-]

WHY... WHY DID IT DIE

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#46 to #23 - cammyT (10/10/2012) [-]

ohhhhh feel time

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#37 - bananabaker (10/10/2012) [-]

**bananabaker rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Dat velvet... ** mfw portal turret

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#48 - josieabby (10/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)

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#52 to #51 - josieabby (10/10/2012) [-]

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#53 to #52 - josieabby (10/10/2012) [-]

tourettes*

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#61 to #53 - nighthit (10/10/2012) [-]

Turrets*

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#54 to #53 - bitchplzzz (10/10/2012) [-]

What are these gifs from?

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#58 to #54 - N. Korean citizen (10/10/2012) [-]

Portal.

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#42 - captaincupcakez ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]

I don't blame you...

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#1 - jetpistol ONLINE (10/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Are you still there?

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#3 to #1 - zynonick (10/09/2012) [-]

I don't hate you..

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#18 to #3 - envinite (10/10/2012) [-]

Hellooo...
Is anyone there?

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#11 to #3 - pwnarn ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]

Sorry.

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#4 - finishhimlarry (10/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)

I wonder what'll happen when some trick or treaters walk in front of it...

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#5 to #4 - maxismahname (10/10/2012) [-]

i think that gif is the first thing i saw on /b/
it was hilarious.

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#25 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (10/10/2012) [-]

rules 1+2

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#28 to #25 - bobcoolz (10/10/2012) [-]

This isn't a raid dipshit

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#102 to #25 - maxismahname (10/11/2012) [-]

who the fuck cares.

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#104 to #102 - maxismahname (10/11/2012) [-]

also what bobcoolz said.

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#44 - mrmcdubley (10/10/2012) [-]

I made this pumpkin a few years back :D What you think??

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#56 - sandwitchman (10/10/2012) [-]

he's different.

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#32 - shadurp **User deleted account** (10/10/2012) [-]

The pumpkin pie is a lie.

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#88 - nim (10/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#94 to #88 - grundo (10/10/2012) [-]

When he was jumping I was imagining the intro for Pixar movies with the lamp.

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#85 - lamerthanyou (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)

You won't be Still Alive for long....

I'm so sorry...

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#86 to #85 - leveltwowizard (10/10/2012) [-]

I Want You Gone. Right now.

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#41 - jayblue (10/10/2012) [-]

We have the technology.

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#8 - lfunnymanl (10/10/2012) [-]

**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #967290 at MLP Friendly Board **
i can hear it say "im different"

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#16 - bleeduntildeath (10/10/2012) [-]

whoever made this should get invited to the aperture science halloween party

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