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User avatar #3 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
and im a level 37 half elf sorcerer and dragon disciple (green) split class with a +2 vorpal bastard sword and a +1 cloak of shadow
#5 to #3 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Sorcerers aren't melee fighters you unoptimized faggot
#47 to #5 - satnaam (07/03/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 121**

"ah, alright
then I'm a Black guy"
User avatar #74 to #47 - thetellerofstories (07/04/2013) [-]
shut up meg
User avatar #8 to #5 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
i have the weapon proficiency (exotic) feat, you pancake swallowing stain on your mothers bed sheets
User avatar #18 to #8 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
>bragging about your faggot character
>failing hard
User avatar #21 to #18 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
the joke was a D&D reference. if you don't play or don't understand it, **** OFF.
User avatar #22 to #21 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
you still got owned ya daft kunt
also lel capslock
User avatar #25 to #22 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
how the **** did i get owned? you've got to be like ten or some **** and please if you're going to argue with me at least make an attempt to sound inelegant. also, of course i used caps lock, it is an internet allusion to yelling. so once again, **** OFF.
User avatar #28 to #25 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
exactly, you started to yell at me, which means you are getting mad already, lel
also you got owned because; Sorcerers aren't melee fighters you unoptimized faggot
User avatar #31 to #28 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
look below at my explanation if you dont understand that most sorcerers become the tank of the group, casting a large spell and then joining the fray. also im not a total faggot, im bi
User avatar #33 to #31 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
cool no one cares
also Thats like a fighter grabbing a metamagic feat because he took 1 level in wizard.
User avatar #35 to #33 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
you just copied the reply from squidamon on this same ******* thread
User avatar #36 to #35 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I know, I think he said it pretty well.
User avatar #38 to #36 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
do you even play D&D?
User avatar #39 to #38 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
yes, thats why i know what im talking about.
User avatar #41 to #40 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't
U got
tricked
User avatar #43 to #41 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
oh for ***** sake, what are you 10?
User avatar #44 to #43 - RevengeNL ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
lel
u so hostile
User avatar #73 to #44 - thetellerofstories (07/04/2013) [-]
and youre so ******* ignorant
User avatar #13 to #8 - squidamon (07/03/2013) [-]
Waste of a feat. Thats like a fighter grabbing a metamagic feat because he took 1 level in wizard.
User avatar #20 to #13 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
i took the feat because i rely on melee and magic equally but didn't want to take the modifier to my magic when i use my armor or weapons. it was the most logical advancement since i didnt want to be a paladin or battlemage (both of which take longer to cast a spell and are harder to split class.
User avatar #75 to #20 - squidamon (07/04/2013) [-]
So why not Eldritch Knight?
User avatar #76 to #75 - thetellerofstories (07/04/2013) [-]
it wouldnt fit well with the dragon disciple, the two classes contradict each other with hitdice and some modifiers.
User avatar #46 to #20 - wtfaduck (07/03/2013) [-]
With that why not just go magus?
User avatar #72 to #46 - thetellerofstories (07/04/2013) [-]
the sorcerer class has better spell advancements and my ability scores wouldnt work with a magus
User avatar #26 to #20 - commissarcrunch (07/03/2013) [-]
you fool, you must become CoDzilla, wrecker of **** , ****** of DMs
User avatar #32 to #26 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
why would i **** my DM, ian is a nice person? also i pretty much am the tank of my group, ill cast acid cloud and run into a room sword blazing, or would that be vorpaling?
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User avatar #34 to #29 - commissarcrunch (07/03/2013) [-]
im kidding of course, I DM for a group, so codzilla is one of my worse fears. Also, Tank sorc? =/ I dunno man, I mean I build my sorcs tanky, but that's because karma decides that I will always get hit first, no matter where I am in the party.
User avatar #37 to #34 - thetellerofstories (07/03/2013) [-]
same for me, but im always put into the position of being pushed in first so i hit hard and hit fast. most of the people in my group are bards and rouges anyway so im much more powerful and a larger distraction while my team loots and runs.
User avatar #45 to #37 - commissarcrunch (07/03/2013) [-]
a team full of bards, rogues and a sorc tank. ***** your team is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked when your dm brings out the bigguns. I hope you got some healing in that group... The group im dming for consists of an alchemist(its a homebrew, sort of like a tanky, short range, buff wizard), a fighter, a rogue, a wizard and a cleric and druid who rarely attend sessions.
User avatar #71 to #45 - thetellerofstories (07/04/2013) [-]
im the tank on my team but we have rogues and bards as speed fighters and a druid and a cleric for support and healing
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