Not the best place to build a town...

Same here, but I've been spoiled by modern games so I can't get very far anymore with it loading areas and just how it looks.

(Jizzed myslef when I saw bonemold armor in Dragonborn)

Which one? Which one?

Please don't be the one in the barrel that is required to progress the tutorial. -_-

Well, it has "Ring of Healing" engraved into it.. It actually does make you feel better, but ad I never really fight that doesn't matter much.

Oh damn, I also need to gather that 300 gold in the stump to give it to that stupid Nord... I mean, damn I lost it when I visited mr. Ergella.... I just saw you coming from over there, maybe you've seen it...

oh yeh, here ya go, i happened to come across it, it's fine.

So this nord? meh, keep the money mate, the stump seems like a safe place...

HEY! how about you go hide your ring in the stump? Despite it being the only single stump in the middle of that pond, it really isn't an obvious hiding place at all.
i mean, how long have you had the money for? what, since middas i presume or later, i mean that's when i got here...

Hmmm, yeah that seems reasonable... Hey! I am going to do that! Thanks mate!

But please, don't watch me do it, it has to be my secret stash.

Also, that Nord won't try to give you one third of it, it isn't a quest or anything...

So, don't watch me from the lighthouse tonight!

what? the light house? but i like to watch the netch thrive in the bitter coast and what better place to sightsee than the lighthouse? i can see everything that's going on up here.....

...ew...

I enjoyed this.