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No Love. This is not mine, it's from Reddit. I love my Wii U, it's the most advanced console I've ever experienced... sales went up by 875% after the announcement of the xbox one

This is not mine, it's from Reddit. I love my Wii U, it's the most advanced console I've ever experienced.

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#59 to #30 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
Then stop being an autistic faggot and get some friends who don't hate you.
#57 to #30 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
How about you stop spamming this joke in every post about WiiU?
User avatar #198 to #30 - bushingenna (05/28/2013) [-]
It sure does. And that is a good thing. I am starting to hate xbox games because they think nobody wants to play it split screen. guess what ************* , i have a brother i play games with, and there is literally only 1 game series i own that we can play completely (online, coop, offline) together: Halo. Sadly, Halo 4 was not split screen friendly. **** the xbox. I am forever sticking to gamecube
User avatar #296 to #198 - fukkendragonite (05/28/2013) [-]
have you played Gears of War? The BEST split-screen game on xbox- FACT.

Seriously dude, me and my brother love Gears.
User avatar #448 to #296 - bushingenna (05/28/2013) [-]
oh yea we have gow 2. i meant nowadays the games don't have split screen.
User avatar #449 to #448 - fukkendragonite (05/28/2013) [-]
true dat. Seems like it's just me, you and our brothers are the only ************* who still play split screen. It's just not the same playing online with someone. There's a charm to splitscreen of being in the room with your buddy and playing together. Online just feels wrong and distant.

Our generation grew up on inviting friends over and playing the playstation or whatever, and enjoying the classic "player 1 & player 2" experience, so I guess that's why
#64 to #30 - owmowmow (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't need reminding....
User avatar #18 - nicepeter (05/28/2013) [-]
The sales are going to shoot through the roof when Pikmin 3 comes out in august and then again when the next smash bros comes out.
User avatar #363 to #18 - cmilanes (05/28/2013) [-]
no ******* way thank you i didn't know that. Let me get my checkbook.
User avatar #83 to #18 - majormoron (05/28/2013) [-]
>smash Bros

I forgot about that. I am now 9000% sold. Im getting one ASAP.
User avatar #8 - olimpa (05/28/2013) [-]
sales went up by 875% after the announcement of the xbox one
User avatar #252 to #8 - Tormound (05/28/2013) [-]
Using percentage as a way of measurement can be quite deceptive. Say I make a one person company or whatever. I get say 9 more people to join said company, I could then say my company is the largest growing company in America with a 1000% growth rate.
User avatar #254 to #8 - marcalo (05/28/2013) [-]
Taken out of context. It helps to know that those sales went up for only one region. But it's still pretty good for the wii u.
User avatar #334 to #8 - bulbakip (05/28/2013) [-]
I only wish it didn't have a ************************* controller.

What happened to the good ol days of a system, a controller, and a tv?
User avatar #360 to #334 - olimpa (05/28/2013) [-]
it's looks terrible i must admit but i think it is innovative and awesome because (for instance), one of the small perks is that i have a single tv for my xbox my wiiu my pc and my wii and i don't have to knob about to get my wiiu playing because i just play on the small screen, also there are gaming controllers that fill the same role that you can buy that are neat.
User avatar #365 to #360 - bulbakip (05/28/2013) [-]
You dont need the TV? well that changes things a bit lol. I could play wii with the console on while the tv is on different channel. Super multitasking yes!
User avatar #370 to #365 - olimpa (05/28/2013) [-]
a few feature reliant games require it, but alot of them only require the one screen, especially the virtual games, megaman, metroid, zelda :3
User avatar #373 to #370 - bulbakip (05/28/2013) [-]
zeldaaaaa also, do you know if this game is real? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImuUY3VLDqk
User avatar #375 to #373 - olimpa (05/28/2013) [-]
shegiro himself denied it but he said that he was thinking of redoing various other zeldas and if they succeed then yes he will do majoras, majoras is my favorite
User avatar #379 to #375 - bulbakip (05/28/2013) [-]
wooooooooooo! lets be friends friendssssss
User avatar #378 to #373 - deviousdanish (05/28/2013) [-]
It was posted on April Fool's Day. It's not.
User avatar #383 to #378 - olimpa (05/28/2013) [-]
it wasn't april fools it is fanmade and aired at a gamescon thingy
User avatar #381 to #378 - deviousdanish (05/28/2013) [-]
And that trailer has been around for ages.
User avatar #400 to #381 - deviousdanish (05/28/2013) [-]
No, I'm well aware of the trailer, those people posted it again as an April Fools joke.
User avatar #147 to #8 - oceanfrank (05/28/2013) [-]
875% of 0 is still 0. No but seriously the Wii U needs to let rayman legends onto the 360 & PS3
#171 to #147 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
and after that why not put halo onto the wii u and the ps3/4.
User avatar #274 to #171 - oceanfrank (05/28/2013) [-]
You act like Rayman is owned by nintendo or something lol.
User avatar #355 to #147 - lateday (05/28/2013) [-]
They will have it...
User avatar #176 to #8 - tocho (05/28/2013) [-]
This is probably a dumb question but how can something go over 100%?
User avatar #200 to #176 - foxxywithpaws (05/28/2013) [-]
If they sold 1.000 Wii-U's in March, and 875.000 in April, then sales went up by 875%.

Does that make it any clearer?
User avatar #203 to #200 - tocho (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah thanks
User avatar #207 to #203 - foxxywithpaws (05/28/2013) [-]
Awesome. ^_^
User avatar #327 to #200 - babyanalraper (05/28/2013) [-]
9750 I believe
User avatar #246 to #200 - YinScape (05/28/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be 875x?
User avatar #250 to #246 - foxxywithpaws (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh wow... I was completely wrong...
so this is why I always failed maths... ._.
User avatar #209 to #176 - jarofdirt (05/28/2013) [-]
200% - Twice the amount

300% - Thrice the amount

875% - Almost 9 times more
#151 to #8 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
Wellll it's sales rank went up by 875%, not actual sales, quite a big difference.
User avatar #10 to #8 - dxninjaxo (05/28/2013) [-]
source? not because I doubt, but cause I want to see the numbers myself
User avatar #137 to #11 - darkfuzion (05/28/2013) [-]
"... Microsoft is indeed selling the Wii U better than Nintendo has so far."
HAH
User avatar #21 to #11 - spltfire (05/28/2013) [-]
I detect no bias in that url.
#13 to #11 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
"in-uk/" hahahaha who ******* cares!!!!!
User avatar #36 to #13 - warofsodom (05/28/2013) [-]
there are 60million in the Uk...
User avatar #359 to #36 - olimpa (05/28/2013) [-]
70 mill now, it's proportional to world pop
User avatar #99 - crazymero (05/28/2013) [-]
We friendzoned the Wii U and we are going after douchebags like Sony and Microsoft.
#156 to #99 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
haha good job going on reddit bro

maximum green thumps 4 u XDD D DDD
User avatar #193 to #99 - kabuthefox ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
its a comment and a FrontPage post a few under this....
#292 to #99 - fromthepresent (05/28/2013) [-]
OH god please, please say it ain't so, i don't want it to be this way. Don't tell me I'm like them, after all this time I was just as bad, damnit. Even though I don't like i must thank you for making me see the error of my ways.

User avatar #103 to #99 - vedgetable (05/28/2013) [-]
microsoft is a nice guy, he is just a bit harsh on the exterior, im sure he doesnt mean what he said..
#107 to #103 - Willhelm (05/28/2013) [-]
I can change him. I can change this one. I just know it.
#106 to #103 - crazymero (05/28/2013) [-]
After a four year relationship... i just feel that he wants to use me just for the wallet now... sony seems to have liked me for a while now,and he seems more sensible
User avatar #119 to #103 - mechaemperor (05/28/2013) [-]
but he's selfish and only wants us to do what he wants to do
User avatar #164 to #99 - thebumtumbler (05/28/2013) [-]
This comment is also from Reddit fyi, not complaining, just informing.
#132 to #99 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
probably the most accurate comment ever
#92 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
it's sad and funny how these qualities used to be considered standard in gaming consoles...
User avatar #25 - buttinspecter (05/28/2013) [-]
You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right. I don't know how I could've forgotten all of this. I might actually get a Wii U. I'll wait a bit longer and look into the games I would want.
User avatar #348 to #25 - blokrokker (05/28/2013) [-]
I'd be getting a Wii U if I had money. But first, I need a 3DS and Fire Emblem: Awakening. Probably Kid Icarus: Uprising, as well.
User avatar #442 to #25 - gianttophat (05/28/2013) [-]
Sir, may I personally recommend Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate? Great way to waste 200+ hours if you've got it.
#134 to #25 - wagastragas ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Zombiu, pikmin 3, new super smash/mario kart/mario 3d new zelda plus zelda ww HD, monster hunter 3, NFS most wanted in case you dont have it awesome port (nintendoland its fuken awesome to paly with friends) lego city bayonetta 2 coming wonderfull 101 and alot more than that
User avatar #58 to #25 - bitey (05/28/2013) [-]
As soon as Pikmin 3 and Smash Bros. comes out I'm getting a Wii U. I also wouldn't mind a new Zelda, Mario, Metroid, Starfox, etc.
User avatar #116 to #58 - buttinspecter (05/28/2013) [-]
That's what I did with the 3DS. It was Paper Mario: Sticker Star that made me finally get one.
#124 - confusedasian (05/28/2013) [-]
I desperately want a Wii U actually.    
   
   
   
			*************		 MONSTER HUNTER 3 ULTIMATE!!!
I desperately want a Wii U actually.



************* MONSTER HUNTER 3 ULTIMATE!!!
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen (05/28/2013) [-]
Is also on the 3ds!
#159 to #125 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Can't do online play, which means no G-rank unless you're really really good, so there's little point to the 3DS version unless you have a friend/friends that have a WiiU version you can play with.
Can't do online play, which means no G-rank unless you're really really good, so there's little point to the 3DS version unless you have a friend/friends that have a WiiU version you can play with.
#440 to #159 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
Just got it today, and even though i havnt been online yet (as it is on 3DS) its still pretty amazing i have to say. Soon my friends and brother will be getting it so I can play some online without having ******** communication
User avatar #377 to #159 - dharkmoswen (05/28/2013) [-]
I love you for the Ranma 1/2 .gif!
User avatar #139 to #125 - roflnaut (05/28/2013) [-]
Should I buy it on the 3ds I already have, or should I wait and buy it on the Wii U I am planning on buying eventually?
Main reason I want to buy the Wii U is for MH3U and the new Wind Waker.
User avatar #225 to #139 - Emeexuqu (05/28/2013) [-]
Buy it for both, you can transfer save files back and forth so you can play on your TV and on the go
User avatar #126 to #125 - confusedasian (05/28/2013) [-]
I'd rather have it on the Wii U.
User avatar #127 to #126 - dharkmoswen (05/28/2013) [-]
Agreed, but I can no affords that
User avatar #166 - shadowavion (05/28/2013) [-]
are you kidding me after xbox one and PS4 were announced the wii U sales went up by 300%
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User avatar #38 to #35 - aerius (05/28/2013) [-]
Both a brand new game and the wind waker HD remake are confirmed.
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#44 to #32 - fuzdohraa (05/28/2013) [-]
they are releasing a new fire emblem? ok there goes my money this month....
#149 to #44 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
shin megami tensai x fire emblem.

it's a cross over game.
#153 to #149 - fuzdohraa (05/28/2013) [-]
..... slightly less tempting... still zelda and smash bros so my money is still goneXD
User avatar #243 to #32 - mintea (05/28/2013) [-]
Many a people seem to be looking forward to Pikmin 3. I've never played it and know nothing about it.
So, what's so good about it, do you think?
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User avatar #456 to #253 - mintea (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm not into RTS games myself though, so I doubt I'll be getting it.
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User avatar #458 to #457 - mintea (05/28/2013) [-]
Well that looks odd.
Yeah, it's not what I was thinking about.
Eh, might give it a try sometime.
User avatar #37 to #32 - dragontamers (05/28/2013) [-]
Isn't Bayoneta going to be an exclusive on the Wii U?
#78 to #37 - hinji **User deleted account** (05/28/2013) [-]
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YES!
#40 to #32 - deadmice (05/28/2013) [-]
<----what are you saying, its got 30 great games exclusive to it!
User avatar #167 - lunaisbestpony ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
since microsofts ****** announcements wii U sales more than doubled.
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User avatar #177 to #167 - smashingprodigy (05/28/2013) [-]
My bad, I read it incorrectly. You were right about the sales. What I meant was almost 400% was the position of best sold items.
User avatar #178 to #177 - smashingprodigy (05/28/2013) [-]
*increase in position
User avatar #395 to #167 - brutalfistfuck (05/28/2013) [-]
Its sales have actually multiplied by 9. O_____O
#233 to #167 - OptimaTentacle (05/28/2013) [-]
Maybe I won't be the only person I know with a Wii U anymore.
User avatar #397 to #361 - brutalfistfuck (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh god yes.
User avatar #136 - poiklman (05/28/2013) [-]
It's kind of depressing to know that the main reason I have no interest in getting a WiiU is because it seems like the games are the kind you can only really enjoy when playing it with others.
#150 to #136 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
ZombiU is a great 1 player game, though it's also very hard since one false step will kill you.   
   
Not to mention there's Assassin's Creed 3 (though obviously that would probably be better on a PC or, sadly, Xbox), or, like whiterabbitradio said, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate is a great 1 player game that you can also play online with random people or people you know through the internet that have it.
ZombiU is a great 1 player game, though it's also very hard since one false step will kill you.

Not to mention there's Assassin's Creed 3 (though obviously that would probably be better on a PC or, sadly, Xbox), or, like whiterabbitradio said, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate is a great 1 player game that you can also play online with random people or people you know through the internet that have it.
#179 to #150 - wagastragas ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
ubisoft said the best edition would be the wiiu one, the pc got better graphics but just a tab bit in ambient lighting
#181 to #179 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Of Assassin's Creed? I wasn't aware of that; I honestly have only played Brotherhood, but I knew it was a popular title so I mentioned it.
Of Assassin's Creed? I wasn't aware of that; I honestly have only played Brotherhood, but I knew it was a popular title so I mentioned it.

#161 to #136 - someoneforamoment (05/28/2013) [-]
Lego City Undercover
#145 to #136 - whiterabbitradio (05/28/2013) [-]
Four words

Monster
Hunter
Tri
Ultimate
#312 - gameshredder (05/28/2013) [-]
but does it have sports? and tv? or CoD? or tv? or tv? I think not...

with all honesty, I still am getting a WiiU
#372 to #312 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
They do get CoD normally just a delayed release and everyone plays with gamecube controllers and the graphics are a bit degraded
#376 to #372 - gameshredder (05/28/2013) [-]
Well, actually the WiiU has some amazing graphics on it.
Well, actually the WiiU has some amazing graphics on it.
User avatar #396 to #372 - sagedivinity ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
You can't use the GameCube controller anymore you have to buy the new pro controller.
User avatar #341 to #312 - fuperbooper ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Actually, I has TVii. They just never made a big deal about it, though.
User avatar #340 to #312 - lateday (05/28/2013) [-]
It has COD and Nintendo TVii, only in USA in Canada though. I have never used TVii.

sucks to be honduran
User avatar #342 to #340 - lateday (05/28/2013) [-]
and*
#140 - jpthecursed (05/28/2013) [-]
I think the Wii U might just win this battle in the console war.
I think the Wii U might just win this battle in the console war.
User avatar #143 to #140 - rabaneristo (05/28/2013) [-]
Sony and Microsoft both made great marketing for the Wii U.
User avatar #144 to #143 - jpthecursed (05/28/2013) [-]
I know, right? :/
User avatar #146 to #144 - rabaneristo (05/28/2013) [-]
I've always been a console gamer, but now I'm really thinking about upgrading my PC.
User avatar #152 to #146 - speroo (05/28/2013) [-]
the problem with pc that it doesnt have much games as gaming consoles ... i am a pc gamer and i sometime suffer the lack of games
User avatar #158 to #152 - shadowsynergy (05/28/2013) [-]
Haha...
HAHAHAHA...
Dude if you find a lack of games on a PC you don't play a wide enough variety of games.
#285 to #152 - archonlb (05/28/2013) [-]
So much wrong
#168 to #152 - geril (05/28/2013) [-]
Buddy... there is a lots of game.

PC: 30 Years in business.
#435 to #152 - Visual (05/28/2013) [-]
Either you're only restricting yourself to Steam and are broke or don't know how to properly find games on the internet (and torrent).

All that or you're an Origin user.
#424 to #152 - John Cena (05/28/2013) [-]
actually pc has the most games on it.


plus you can get most free from piratebay.
#187 - blacklite (05/28/2013) [-]
I remember how so many people were convinced that the WiiU was the ********* thing ever when it was released.

Now it's like an Oasis in a desert of stupid ******** .

The lesser of 3 evils, in some ways. Hell, I'd buy one now.
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User avatar #201 to #196 - blacklite (05/28/2013) [-]
No, because I'd rather get it than the xbox one or the ps4. I'm not going to buy any of them anyway, but it's still the best option in my view.
#157 - someoneforamoment (05/28/2013) [-]
...Until the Xbox One was announced.
...Until the Xbox One was announced.
User avatar #264 to #157 - iamannon (05/28/2013) [-]
...Then it printed more money. The sales jumped up 875%....
User avatar #260 - schneidend (05/28/2013) [-]
The WiiU will not have my attention until somebody makes a D&D game with it where the DM uses the screen controller and the players use classic controllers and Wiimotes.
User avatar #263 to #260 - vonspyder (05/28/2013) [-]
That would be the most awesome thing ever.
User avatar #288 to #263 - schneidend (05/28/2013) [-]
Right?
User avatar #289 to #282 - schneidend (05/28/2013) [-]
Yep! I was actually looking for that strip to show vonspyder. Thanks.
#112 - fleszar (05/28/2013) [-]
I am just happy I didn't wait for any console and spent all I got (gaming money) building a gaming PC

truth to be said the WII-U is awesome, it just needs more new exclusive games (other than the classic ones)
#110 - nicolbolas (05/28/2013) [-]
I just want some money so I can play pokemon and fire emblem
I just want some money so I can play pokemon and fire emblem
#163 to #110 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (05/28/2013) [-]
Now I want to see a Fire Emblem game on the Wii U with 3D models on the big screen and the little pixelized unit select screen on the bottom...
Now I want to see a Fire Emblem game on the Wii U with 3D models on the big screen and the little pixelized unit select screen on the bottom...
#385 to #163 - nicolbolas (05/28/2013) [-]
sounds most excellent
sounds most excellent
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