Next gen consoles in a nutshell. All credit goes to Dorkly.. BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT OUR NEW VIDEOGAME CONSOLE, LEMME ASK YOU: WHAT' S THE ONE ace, THING YOU WANT
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Next gen consoles in a nutshell

All credit goes to Dorkly.

BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT OUR NEW
VIDEOGAME CONSOLE, LEMME ASK YOU:
WHAT' S THE ONE ace, THING YOU WANT
FROM A VIDEOGAME CONSOLE?
THAT' S RIGHT:
THE III
Miltie
STUFF
st, AND we' em ALL was or
LINED up FOR
OUR NEW VIDEOGAME CONSOLE!
HEY . YOU KNOW THAT
OLD CONTROLLER THAT
WAS TOTALLY FINE?
sosad?!
d mow nun
WE' GOT A NEW CONTROLLER WITH
THE SAME DESIGN BUT WITH SOME
MINOR CHANGES TO MAKING
YOU BUY BRAND NEW ONES!
AND DID SOMEONE SAY
um NEW '
tux
SO. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO. HERE' S WHAT
OUR NEW CONSOLE WILL LOOK LIKE TO YOU...
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Submitted: 05/24/2013
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#7 - havockwzy ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#52 - Grubinhymer (05/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Quit your bitchin.
The xbox one is a good console.
#4 - vegetatheprince (05/24/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Mainly only xbox was like this. PS4 showed the goods.

I don't understand how Microsoft botched it so badly tho. It was an absolutely terrible reveal.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

I mean, really.
#1 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Or we could stop bitching about new consoles and just be ******* glad we even have them in the first place.
User avatar #5 to #1 - indecisivejew (05/24/2013) [-]
You don't have them, you faggot. You have to pay a lot of money for them, and they are asking for a lot of money for something that people don't like. Would you be grateful for someone asking you to buy a pizza that didn't focus on crust or sauce and was just a bunch of toppings? No, you'd say "That's ******* stupid you can't have a pizza without crust or sauce or cheese I don't want to pay for that."

Well hey. Consoles are pizza. Video games are crust. Offline play is sauce. Preowned games are cheese. And no one wants to buy microsoft's ****** pizza.
User avatar #3 - ljxjlos (05/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
All the people here bitching about this generation of console wars and I don´t even have the PS3 yet...
#77 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
people will still buy it
#65 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The way I see it, we should all just wait until E3.

Look at the bright side: With MSoft showing off all the sports, TV, and UI stuff at their unveiling, they'll have less of it to show at E3, and thus, more games to show.

All in all, I think it's too early to judge any of the consoles this gen that have yet to be released.
User avatar #49 - opoloki (05/25/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I believe they didn't show much games because E3 was in two weeks
#6 - alcatraztiger (05/24/2013) [+] (15 replies)
So because i like the new XboxOne apparently i`m a Dumbass....   
   
*Sigh*   
   
Personally i LOVE the new Xbox! I don`t care what it looks like, i only want it so i can play Games and talk to friends! Of course i also wanna get it because of all these awesome new features they have added in! People need to understand we all have DIFFERENT views and while i love the new Xbox, someone else might hate it! but i`m not gonna call you names just because we disagree! I think some people need to grow up abit and learn that just because you think something, does not mean the whole community needs to follow in your footsteps!
So because i like the new XboxOne apparently i`m a Dumbass....

*Sigh*

Personally i LOVE the new Xbox! I don`t care what it looks like, i only want it so i can play Games and talk to friends! Of course i also wanna get it because of all these awesome new features they have added in! People need to understand we all have DIFFERENT views and while i love the new Xbox, someone else might hate it! but i`m not gonna call you names just because we disagree! I think some people need to grow up abit and learn that just because you think something, does not mean the whole community needs to follow in your footsteps!
#19 to #6 - zomaru (05/25/2013) [-]
The problem is, Can't play old games, Have to buy everything all over again.
Also, there are no "Awesome" new features, just things you can already do easily if you have a medium rate computer connected to a TV.
Also, I think the hatred for this new Xbox is about as unanimous as the hatred for Amy's Baking Company, and its about as usfull.

Now, I'm not going to make fun of you, or insult you. Everyone has the right to their opinion. And we always have hated console releases, Now everything can be as good as the PS2, or any where near.

#94 - infektio (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm not really into console gaming but man, this has to be the worst concept of a video game console I've ever seen in my entire life. It's just... God. How could they be so freaking stupid?   
   
I've always preferred pc over consoles. MFW this doesn't concern me
I'm not really into console gaming but man, this has to be the worst concept of a video game console I've ever seen in my entire life. It's just... God. How could they be so freaking stupid?

I've always preferred pc over consoles. MFW this doesn't concern me
User avatar #160 - tjkskateboarder (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Everybody shut the **** up. I love XBOXONE. I have always wanted to watch tv on my tv.
#76 - sirfistalot ONLINE (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
PC glorious master all the way
User avatar #67 - ilikesharks (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm kinda happy about the whole used games thing, hear me out.
With most games, for the first few months/years, the price difference between a new game and a used game is usually around 5 dollars, which isn't really all that much. This means a lot more revenue for the game makers, and prices decline eventually anyways so the whole used thing doesn't seem like that much of an issue. $5 isn't all that much. It might force us to actually consider buying and using the games we get and consider carefully what we spend our money on and what developers we want to support. As a final note, **** gamestop.
User avatar #71 to #67 - vortexrain (05/25/2013) [-]
I buy games, beat them, and then let my younger brother play them. We have separate accounts. Now, tell me why he should have to pay a fee to play a game that I've already bought.
User avatar #46 - MasterZii (05/25/2013) [-]
At least the PS4 is trying to stick to games.



Poor Nintendo...
#239 - jarofdirt (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Microsoft is trying to compete with Apple by using EA's marketing strategy...
Microsoft is trying to compete with Apple by using EA's marketing strategy...
#196 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think the Xbox one is completely lost. not yet anyways.

They screwed up with the reveal. If they had focused on gaming, and briefly mentioned the other stuff, it might have come off a bit better. I think microsofts thought process was "they already know it will play games, lets tell them about the stuff it didn't used to do".

Hopefully the console isn't as retarded as they made it look.
User avatar #189 - WootBoot (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Being able to do more is not a bad thing. Everyone is just butthurt because they think that since they added a lot of new features to the xbox one it means microsoft isnt focused on gaming. The hardware specs are pretty legit and the kinect controls actually seem useful. All i care about is that my games will look and run great. The added stuff is just another bonus. Plus microsoft has always had better quality games and a better online service than sony.
User avatar #185 - aldheim (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Gameplay hasn't really changed a whole lot recently.
Why would they talk about that?

Yes, of course it's going to play games.
That's a ******* given.
So they talk about everything else, because console a is identical to console b in terms of how it plays games.
#137 - ohmygodihazdepends (05/25/2013) [+] (19 replies)
if anyone wastes their money on this xbox one to be spied on you must be a new type of retard.
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