Microsoft. . I Anonymous ' ) 08: 23 Pplaying Call of Duty: Black Warfare 12 on my Elba One khnobody dares say a ward through voice chat except to give a simple  Xbox one sikamanana
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I Anonymous ' ) 08: 23
Pplaying Call of Duty: Black Warfare 12 on my Elba One
khnobody dares say a ward through voice chat except to give a simple command, stuttering as they do so
awe words "We are always listening" are stuck in the corner of everybody' s screen
underage gets headshot
Fucking Limbo-"
has disconnected [Account banned from Xbox Live)
god it' s me next
awe red light on my Kinect starts glowing
m now sweating harder than before
Trrying to keep focus on the game in hopes they don' t think I' m up to malicious activities again
YOU SEEM STRESSED, DAWT WORRY ABOUT A THING. SOOTHE YOUR NERVES."
Xbox One starts printing a Mountain Dew coupon
and go to the store, come back with the new Rewrite drink for triple KR
at my TV screen
immanently banned for abandoning gameplay too early and ruining the experience for everyone else
my Xbox One games turn to ash as part of their new measure
over as the Cubone controller inserts itself into my rectum so Microsoft can track me forever. banning me from ever using another Xbox console
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - nativninja
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User avatar #37 to #20 - destroyerofthecunt **User deleted account**
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6 more thumbs down and your dead kiddo
#23 to #20 - anon id: e1bcf25e
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Stop posting the same ******* gif is are the one beating a dead horse now.
#75 to #20 - alstorp
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User avatar #40 to #20 - roodypoohero
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Don't be a faggot, e3 was barely a week ago and I've seen horses go much longer than this.
User avatar #52 to #20 - missrainbowdash
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the horse hasn't even been birthed yet, we shouldn't stop pelting microsoft at least until they recall the xbox one.
#24 to #20 - prepareyourself
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you're beating a dead horse too technically. You've posted this on just about every xbox one post.
you're beating a dead horse too technically. You've posted this on just about every xbox one post.
User avatar #66 to #24 - eminater
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dead-horse-beatingception
#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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The ps4 isn't flawless either
#35 to #2 - lordraine
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Right. That would be the WiiU.
User avatar #4 to #2 - aleissaksa [OP]
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True, but its not complete **** like Xbox One
#5 to #4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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I know, but atleast the Xbone isn't an illuminati conspiracy
Just look at how the triangle fits perfectly.
But on the Xbone it hardly fits at all
#6 to #5 - aleissaksa [OP]
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Actually, it does fit. Here are the results after I've been working on it for a month.
#7 to #6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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Holy christ on a stick
Holy christ on a stick
User avatar #8 to #7 - aleissaksa [OP]
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The world must know
#9 to #8 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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We are the chosen ones, just look at this   
asian woman cheering at us
We are the chosen ones, just look at this
asian woman cheering at us
#10 to #9 - aleissaksa [OP]
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But first, we must dance
But first, we must dance
#11 to #10 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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#12 to #11 - aleissaksa [OP]
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#43 to #12 - lastkingofx
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#13 to #12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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jesus, i need more dancing gifs
jesus, i need more dancing gifs
#14 to #13 - aleissaksa [OP]
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I only have like 5
I only have like 5
#16 to #14 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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My mom says I can only post a maximum of three dancing gifs a day
My mom says I can only post a maximum of three dancing gifs a day
#57 to #16 - electrickwalrus
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User avatar #17 to #16 - aleissaksa [OP]
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My mom says no more dancing gifs
User avatar #18 to #17 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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probably for the best, we have to save some for tomorrow
User avatar #19 to #18 - aleissaksa [OP]
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Haha yeah
User avatar #32 to #19 - syrenthra
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what the **** just happened
#60 to #32 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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life.... life happened
User avatar #73 to #60 - aleissaksa [OP]
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what grandtheftkoala said
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#47 to #10 - linkheros
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#34 to #22 - dogooder
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so microsoft is just giving the publishers all the power and leaving the consumers to deal with all the legal bullshiz with them
User avatar #39 to #34 - syrenthra
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I hope you realize sony is doing the same thing with publishers, it is up to the publishers to set their DRM and used game policies, that is a sneaky thing that no one realizes sony is doing
User avatar #30 to #22 - iloveburzum
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This link above me. Absolutely correct.

Everyone is raging and mocking the xboxone, but really its fine.

Its still master of innovation, it'll still care for us, and be kind to us.

Stop worrying and just buy the damn thing.
#33 to #30 - woodywoodlinson
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#44 - MasterManiac
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It may have taken a few weeks, and hundreds of ****** posts, but we finally got to it. The first Xbox One post to legitimately make me laugh. Congratulations OP, you glorious bastard.
It may have taken a few weeks, and hundreds of ****** posts, but we finally got to it. The first Xbox One post to legitimately make me laugh. Congratulations OP, you glorious bastard.
#46 to #44 - anon id: 54c31cc4
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Same here. One of the first to legitimately make me laugh.
#26 - samoaspider
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Guys, what if - hear me out - what if we, guys, what if we just don't buy the goddamn piece of scrap metal?

(also gettin' real tired of those posts)
User avatar #27 to #26 - kommandantvideo
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But then what would the little kids complain about?
User avatar #54 to #27 - chiefrunnyjeans
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*******
#42 - nightmaren
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#48 - razschi
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Xbox One is love. Xbox One is life.
#55 to #48 - anon id: 0b22cc7c
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made my ******* day
User avatar #3 - hairysmellyanus
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Big microsoft is watching.
User avatar #25 - wrought
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It's like 1984, but with xboxes
#28 to #25 - GnRNoD
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Pretty much...
User avatar #31 - clechyl
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That lightbulb is getting more accurate.
User avatar #36 to #31 - destroyerofthecunt **User deleted account**
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its a sign
User avatar #64 to #31 - tacobadger
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what even id the lightbulb? why is it there?
#58 - practicalproblems
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I plan on buying an Xbox One. That is all.
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#71 to #58 - anon id: ed323ec1
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its okay, their revenue will be 499.99 cuz you are the only one.
User avatar #61 to #58 - tacobadger
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reasoning?
#70 to #58 - ragingflamingos
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