Microsoft. . I Anonymous ' ) 08: 23 Pplaying Call of Duty: Black Warfare 12 on my Elba One khnobody dares say a ward through voice chat except to give a simple  Xbox one sikamanana
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I Anonymous ' ) 08: 23
Pplaying Call of Duty: Black Warfare 12 on my Elba One
khnobody dares say a ward through voice chat except to give a simple command, stuttering as they do so
awe words "We are always listening" are stuck in the corner of everybody' s screen
underage gets headshot
******* Limbo-"
has disconnected [Account banned from Xbox Live)
god it' s me next
awe red light on my Kinect starts glowing
m now sweating harder than before
Trrying to keep focus on the game in hopes they don' t think I' m up to malicious activities again
YOU SEEM STRESSED, DAWT WORRY ABOUT A THING. SOOTHE YOUR NERVES."
Xbox One starts printing a Mountain Dew coupon
and go to the store, come back with the new Rewrite drink for triple KR
at my TV screen
immanently banned for abandoning gameplay too early and ruining the experience for everyone else
my Xbox One games turn to ash as part of their new measure
over as the Cubone controller inserts itself into my rectum so Microsoft can track me forever. banning me from ever using another Xbox console
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Submitted: 06/15/2013
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#20 - nativninja (06/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#24 to #20 - prepareyourself (06/16/2013) [-]
you're beating a dead horse too technically. You've posted this on just about every xbox one post.
you're beating a dead horse too technically. You've posted this on just about every xbox one post.
#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [+] (29 replies)
The ps4 isn't flawless either
#5 to #4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
I know, but atleast the Xbone isn't an illuminati conspiracy
Just look at how the triangle fits perfectly.
But on the Xbone it hardly fits at all
#44 - MasterManiac (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It may have taken a few weeks, and hundreds of 						******					 posts, but we finally got to it. The first Xbox One post to legitimately make me laugh. Congratulations OP, you glorious bastard.
It may have taken a few weeks, and hundreds of ****** posts, but we finally got to it. The first Xbox One post to legitimately make me laugh. Congratulations OP, you glorious bastard.
#26 - samoaspider ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Guys, what if - hear me out - what if we, guys, what if we just don't buy the goddamn piece of scrap metal?

(also gettin' real tired of those posts)
#48 - razschi (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Xbox One is love. Xbox One is life.
User avatar #3 - hairysmellyanus (06/15/2013) [-]
Big microsoft is watching.
User avatar #25 - wrought (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's like 1984, but with xboxes
User avatar #31 - clechyl (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That lightbulb is getting more accurate.
#58 - practicalproblems (06/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I plan on buying an Xbox One. That is all.
#1 - bariummanisback (06/15/2013) [-]
Sounds about right
User avatar #68 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
by being banned doesnt that mean you are free?
#41 - stlassassinfhc (06/16/2013) [-]
Its 1984 all over again!!!
#69 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
I am getting both consoles. But I am getting the Xbox first because I want to play dead rising 3. That is all
#50 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
I like all the people trying to get other people to notice that they have read 1984 lol
User avatar #45 - gustaviaable (06/16/2013) [-]
Reminds me of HAL from 2001
User avatar #38 - muchasmarcos (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Glorious WII U master race reporting in.
You guys do know that the x-box 360 already had a surveilence device?
User avatar #63 to #38 - tacobadger (06/16/2013) [-]
oh god you think the wiiU can even be considered a console
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