Microsoft. . I Anonymous ' ) 08: 23 Pplaying Call of Duty: Black Warfare 12 on my Elba One khnobody dares say a ward through voice chat except to give a simple  Xbox one sikamanana
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I Anonymous ' ) 08: 23
Pplaying Call of Duty: Black Warfare 12 on my Elba One
khnobody dares say a ward through voice chat except to give a simple command, stuttering as they do so
awe words "We are always listening" are stuck in the corner of everybody' s screen
underage gets headshot
Fucking Limbo-"
has disconnected [Account banned from Xbox Live)
god it' s me next
awe red light on my Kinect starts glowing
m now sweating harder than before
Trrying to keep focus on the game in hopes they don' t think I' m up to malicious activities again
YOU SEEM STRESSED, DAWT WORRY ABOUT A THING. SOOTHE YOUR NERVES."
Xbox One starts printing a Mountain Dew coupon
and go to the store, come back with the new Rewrite drink for triple KR
at my TV screen
immanently banned for abandoning gameplay too early and ruining the experience for everyone else
my Xbox One games turn to ash as part of their new measure
over as the Cubone controller inserts itself into my rectum so Microsoft can track me forever. banning me from ever using another Xbox console
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Views: 41212 Submitted: 06/15/2013