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User avatar #1 - battletechmech [OP](01/09/2016) [+] (14 replies)
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Hey everybody, you might have realized i've been giving people battlemechs in the comments section! I do this by finding the battlemech with the name most alike to the user's, if you'd like me to do this for you, simply comment and you'll get to discover a battlemech!
#21 - sixinthehood (01/10/2016) [-]
Hell yeah Mechwarrior! Recently played through pirate's moon, I've loved these games since I was a kid. My strategy, strap as many (L)lasers and double heat sinks onto an Atlas as possible and alpha strike. Mech shuts down for half a second then I'm up and firing again.
#26 to #21 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
That reminds me of this! Anyways, your battlemech is the "Sirocco" 95 ton quadrapedal assault mech, with 6 ER medium lasers, 1 Medium Pulse Laser, 2 UAC-10s, and 2 Anti-Personnel Pods, the Sirocco makes the AT-AT look like a failed prototype. â—€MechWarrior Online - GIGA LASER DRILL BREAKER
#30 to #26 - sixinthehood (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
It's beautiful... thank you.
User avatar #47 to #30 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
â—€MechWarrior Online - The Direstar [Guide] his youtube is "TheB33f" if your interested in watching more of his goofy antics
User avatar #66 to #47 - sixinthehood (01/10/2016) [-]
It's exactly how I used to play, only he's doing it to real people!
User avatar #68 to #66 - battletechmech [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
I wouldn't reccomend it though, he's doing it in private matches with people who won't report him for "Suiciding"
User avatar #63 - rogrizzle (01/10/2016) [-]
recently started playing this game with some friends its pretty fun. only have one mec at the moment though
#64 to #63 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
considering the games rather slow progression, as long as you enjoy the mech you got you should be fine, don't forget to get your free premium time if you haven't! mwomercs.com/news/2016/01/1453-subscribe-to-our-email-list-get-7-days-free-active
Your battlemech is also the "Rokurokubi" 35 ton light mech, armed with a Light Autocannon 5 and a sword, it is an effective short range striker, its largest flaw however is its extra-light engine, which means if it loses a torso, the entire mech is destroyed.
User avatar #37 - pengyninja (01/10/2016) [-]
Hope I'm not late for the battlemech thing.
#43 to #37 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Nope, your battlemech is "penetrator" 75 ton heavy mech, armed with 2 ER Large Lasers, 6 Medium Pulse Lasers, and an anti missile system, the penetrator picks at enemies from afar until they can be dispatched with its secondary fire system.
User avatar #48 to #43 - pengyninja (01/10/2016) [-]
You had me at Penetrator.
User avatar #49 to #48 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
good because I wrote that the minute I woke up and looking at it now all the grammatical errors are staring at me like a show your work on a final.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pengyninja (01/10/2016) [-]
I haven't slept yet, so I didn't even notice them until you pointed them out. Hahaha.
#31 - safetyhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
mechwarrior 4 was my favorite game recently I realize how crazy the lore is

please for the love of god can we have more mech games all there is just survival and space games
#32 to #31 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
You could try out MechWarrior Online, it's on steam now, hopefully the F2P model doesn't throw you off   
   
Anyways, your battlemech is the "Sagittaire", a 95 ton assault mech with 2 Large Pulse Lasers, 5 medium pulse lasers, a small pulse laser, and an ER PPC, with these powers combined, the sagittaire is a threat at long ranges that can prove to be even more deadly once the gap has been closed.
You could try out MechWarrior Online, it's on steam now, hopefully the F2P model doesn't throw you off

Anyways, your battlemech is the "Sagittaire", a 95 ton assault mech with 2 Large Pulse Lasers, 5 medium pulse lasers, a small pulse laser, and an ER PPC, with these powers combined, the sagittaire is a threat at long ranges that can prove to be even more deadly once the gap has been closed.
#34 to #32 - safetyhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
That's one badass mech, thanks.

I played MWO on and off. The feel of the game just turns me off some how it's good but not really there.
#2 - animedudej ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
i love all forms of mech be it the american or the Japanese type

is there a way to make the mechwarrior controller work on PC? like bind all the controlls properly and such

mfw i hear news about my favourite mech shows
#4 to #2 - battletechmech [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean by the mechwarrior controller, when I felt the need I used a normal joystick, but anyways, your battlemech is the "Annihilator", one of the iconic 100 ton assault mechs, with 4 LBX AC10s (giant shotguns) and 4 medium pulse lasers, the Annihilator excels at urban combat, which is good, since its paltry top speed makes it more akin to a turret than an actual battlemech.
#5 to #4 - animedudej ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
its this massive thing... cost 300 bucks if my memory serves me right

never owned one but i feel like it would really give me the feeling of piloting a massive lumbering bipedal tank

also the Annihilator looks kickass and i would pilot it in a heartbeat
User avatar #6 to #5 - animedudej ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
also i fudged up it wasnt mechwarrior that controller was for :S
User avatar #8 to #6 - battletechmech [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
That controller should be compatible if it connects like a joystick, just depends on the port.
#9 to #8 - animedudej ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
dude, it costs more than a Nvidia 980 TI... i still want it but i'm gonna have to look at it when i'm done my apprenticeship and get a full job
dude, it costs more than a Nvidia 980 TI... i still want it but i'm gonna have to look at it when i'm done my apprenticeship and get a full job
User avatar #14 to #9 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
dahm son where can I buy a nvidia 980 ti for 300 bucks
User avatar #15 to #14 - animedudej ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
well i looked it up on amazon, i mean steel batalion was back in the original xbox days so its a tad old, also a launch title (or launch window, too lazy to check)
User avatar #20 to #15 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
I decided to look up some more into it, it looks like people can get it to work in both MWO and MW4, so you should be fine

mwomercs.com/forums/topic/13726-steel-battalion-controller/

however this source is rather dated.
#65 - dragonjackel (01/10/2016) [-]
Hook me up BoI; imm the machine king!
#67 to #65 - battletechmech [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
Sure thing, your mech is the "Dragon Fire" 75 ton heavy mech, armed with an LB-X AC 10, a gauss rifle, a large laser, and 2 medium pulse lasers, this heavy hitter can excels at mid to long range engagements.
#13 - thamuz ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Everyone knows the Hunchback will kill any dirty Clanner.

DIRTY HEATHENS BORN IN PODS!

HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN DONT SPANK IT INTO A CUP! BABIES COME FROM WOMEN NOT TEST TUBES!

#16 to #13 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Your battlemech is the 75 ton, INNER SPHERE, Thanatos, armed with a 20 pack of medium ranged missiles, and ER large laser, 2 ER medium lasers, a medium pulse laser, a c3 slave, and an ECM suite, the Thanatos is a technological monster that lives up to its name.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thamuz ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Needs more dakka senpai.

That is a smexy mech. What era is the Thanatos from? That's 3rd Succession isn't it?
User avatar #19 to #17 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
3061, so right before the FedCom civil war.
User avatar #28 to #19 - thamuz ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I miss table top. A shame nobody plays it around me

FEAR THE ZERG OF THE BATTLE ARMOR FEAR ME FATTY!

I was banned from battle armors..
User avatar #29 to #28 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, BT has the sad misfortune of being fairly niche, try conventions around you, my local A-fest has a Battletech group, I don't know why really, but they do
User avatar #11 - thepizzadevourer (01/09/2016) [-]
Aw yeah Mechwarrior. Hard to believe it all spawned from a table-top game. I even read a few of the novels back in the day. Good stuff. Didn't Microsoft make MW3 available for free a while back?
#18 to #11 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know about MW3, but MW4 is

Also your mech (based off pizza and not the the) is the "Pitbull" 70 ton MekTek mech featured in the MekTek expansions for MW4: Mercs , this mech technically doesn't exist canonically but is equipped with an LB 20-X, 2 light PPCs, 2 heavy medium lasers, and 2 heavy machine guns, effective at any range, the pitbull is a clan scout through and through.
User avatar #39 - noshakingthrone (01/10/2016) [-]
Let's see what you have in store for me then
#46 to #39 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Sure thing, your mech is the "Notos" 60 ton heavy quadvee battlemech. armed with 5 medium pulse lasers and a targeting computer to help aim them, the notos allows for superior close range support
User avatar #51 to #46 - noshakingthrone (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks mate! Looks pretty cool On the left, it looks like a dude that's really trying to cum as high as possible
User avatar #38 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm more of an Armored Core kinda guy. Armored Core 2 Opening CG
#45 to #38 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
I prefer the slower western style mechs, its just an air of realism I prefer. Anyways your mech is the "Pulverizer" 90 ton assault mech, armed with 1 Enhanced ER PPC, 2 large lasers, and an LRM 10, the Pulverizer excels at long range engagements, but is sorely lacking when the enemy bridges the gap.
I prefer the slower western style mechs, its just an air of realism I prefer. Anyways your mech is the "Pulverizer" 90 ton assault mech, armed with 1 Enhanced ER PPC, 2 large lasers, and an LRM 10, the Pulverizer excels at long range engagements, but is sorely lacking when the enemy bridges the gap.
User avatar #36 - meowmeowman (01/10/2016) [-]
HA i was going through my games and found that I had this last night. good game.
User avatar #42 to #36 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Nope, your battlemech is the classic "Merlin" 60 ton heavy mech. Armed with a single PPC, 2 medium lasers, and lrm 5, a machine gun and a flamer, the merlin stood for a technological advancement, being the only new mech design in over 100 years, ushering a new age of mech combat, even if its weapons loadout left something to be desired.
#44 to #42 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
This comment's a mess, instead of nope i meant to say "Which mech game?", also I forgot the picture of your mech!
#53 to #44 - meowmeowman (01/10/2016) [-]
Been too long since I played it, I'll have to reinstall it and play to find the loadout i like best.
#55 to #53 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
I can't get my copy to work anymore, it just seems to kaput itself on start up, at least i was able to get the music files off of it
User avatar #56 to #55 - meowmeowman (01/10/2016) [-]
I'd recommend putting your screen rez down to minimum before launch, if that doesn't work you may have to get a emulator for an older OS. I had to lower my screen rez for Civ 3 to work.
User avatar #57 to #56 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
trust me i've tried it all, it allows me to interface with the menu and etc, but launching a mission causes the screen to turn black
User avatar #58 to #57 - meowmeowman (01/10/2016) [-]
Keep looking, mech warrior has a strong enough base someone should have come up with a solution.
User avatar #59 to #58 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
well it also didn't help that when I was rebinding all the controls I found out the game wasn't going to let me use WASD for throttle and turning, so maybe the copy has just aged non-gracefully
User avatar #61 to #59 - meowmeowman (01/10/2016) [-]
Look into an emulator, you have a physical copy so it's not technically illegal.
User avatar #60 to #59 - meowmeowman (01/10/2016) [-]
possibly.
#35 - czevak (01/10/2016) [-]
Seriously though, more mech games would be nice
#41 to #35 - battletechmech [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Agreed, your mech is the "Cyllaros" quadrapedal mech, a unique mech in that it could transform into a tank, its existence proved confusing and distasteful to the proud warriors of Clan Hell's Horse, the group who created it. At 55 tons and armed with and LRM 15, 2 improved heavy medium lasers, and 2 AP gauss rifles to fight infantry, the Cyllaros featured a two man cockpit that allowed for a more traditional approach for tank piloting.
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