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User avatar #4 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
I've never really had this problem. BigBoobsMcGoo is never taken.
User avatar #106 to #4 - schmuxy (08/31/2013) [-]
I hate to blow your cover, but well done ignoring all the creeps asking for pictures. You mad eit look almost accidental.
User avatar #109 to #106 - CallMeCrisco (09/01/2013) [-]
I was gone all day? I'm sorry I can't spend EVERY WAKING HOUR replying to people on FJ...
User avatar #5 to #4 - thepyras (08/31/2013) [-]
I tried to create that account to spite you, but it was already taken. I'm not sure who wins here.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
BigBoobsMcGoo wins.

Always.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thepyras (08/31/2013) [-]
I would say she's gonna be excited next time she logs in, but apparently she hasn't in two years.
#9 to #7 - BigBoobsMcGoo (08/31/2013) [-]
BEHOLD.

Winning.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thepyras (08/31/2013) [-]
Well, you should be using this profile.
#11 to #10 - BigBoobsMcGoo (08/31/2013) [-]
With this account I cannot thumb or post anything because of admins new rules. :/
User avatar #12 to #11 - thepyras (08/31/2013) [-]
You could build your way up again. What's the more fitting name? Crisco or BigBoobsMcgoo? These are the real questions.
User avatar #16 to #12 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
Meh, Crisco and BBmG are both nicknames from highschool and NEITHER fit now. BigBoobsMcGoo lost her big boobs in a reduction and Crisco lost the fat (as it turns out, being active is MUCH EASIER when you don't have H-cups smacking you in the face and pulling your shoulders down constantly...)
#18 to #16 - leal (08/31/2013) [-]
So you're a girl



And you got a boob reduction..
User avatar #19 to #18 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeeaaah?
#20 to #19 - leal (08/31/2013) [-]
But boobs are awesome.
User avatar #21 to #20 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
Let me put it this way. I was an H-cup at 18. Bras were $60 a pop. For the cheapest ones. My shoulders would have deep, angry red grooves in them at the end of the day from the weight of my tits pulling on them. I had chronic back pain. My actual tits sagged down to my belly button, and I was overweight because being active hurt.

User avatar #105 to #21 - leown (08/31/2013) [-]
This is the saddest story i've ever heard.

Im genuinely sad right now....those poor boobs, all they wanted was to be better than all the others :c
User avatar #113 to #105 - CallMeCrisco (09/01/2013) [-]
They're in a better place now... *pats your back*
User avatar #116 to #113 - leown (09/01/2013) [-]
but....but D,:

You could have done so much!...
User avatar #104 to #21 - ilovetocuddle (08/31/2013) [-]
yet another reason in the never ending list that I'm grateful I'm a man.
User avatar #110 to #104 - CallMeCrisco (09/01/2013) [-]
Lucky son-of-a-bitch....
User avatar #69 to #21 - acemcgunner ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
pics or it never happened plus they sound awesome ;D
User avatar #32 to #21 - makotoitou (08/31/2013) [-]
pics?
User avatar #22 to #21 - leal (08/31/2013) [-]
How small did you get them?
User avatar #23 to #22 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
A nice, shapely (if not somewhat scarred) D-cup. My surgeon was ******* amazing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - leal (08/31/2013) [-]
And d-cup is comfortable?
User avatar #25 to #24 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh gods yes. I'm a pretty big gal (wide shoulders and dem child bearing hips) so i'd look kinda silly with anything less.
User avatar #26 to #25 - leal (08/31/2013) [-]
And are you fit now?
User avatar #27 to #26 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm not /fit/ fit. I dropped 45lbs until I liked the way I looked and just maintained it. I'm still chubby, but I like myself that way.
#100 to #27 - lastsamurai (08/31/2013) [-]
Well glad you got your back pain fixed.
haven't met someone that has had to do that tho.

stay well !
User avatar #114 to #100 - CallMeCrisco (09/01/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #68 to #27 - themightymrplow (08/31/2013) [-]
I genuinely wonder what you look like now. You should post a picture of yourself.

(No, I'm not asking for nudes)
User avatar #112 to #68 - CallMeCrisco (09/01/2013) [-]
see comment #111
#47 to #27 - stoicnick (08/31/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5941243 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** i'm a pota..just thought i'd work that into this conversation somehow
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5941243 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** i'm a pota..just thought i'd work that into this conversation somehow
User avatar #49 to #47 - stoicnick (08/31/2013) [-]
potato
User avatar #48 to #47 - stoicnick (08/31/2013) [-]
pota..dammit
User avatar #28 to #27 - leal (08/31/2013) [-]
Well as long as you're happy with your looks that's what counts.
User avatar #29 to #28 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
Yup. And if I'd gotten skinny skinny my boyfriend probably wouldn't have been interested when we first me. And that'd be a damn shame. Two years in and I love that bastard.
User avatar #8 to #7 - CallMeCrisco (08/31/2013) [-]
Wait, do you mean on here? Because on here I AM BigBoobsMcGoo, but back when the site lost like, all of it's data, I decided to make a new account.
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