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How to slay dragons. I just beat Dragon Age: Inquisition after doing nothing but playing it for the past 5 days. Ever since I found out about this awesome goat

I just beat Dragon Age: Inquisition after doing nothing but playing it for the past 5 days. Ever since I found out about this awesome goat guy, I wanted to get the game and recruit him. But apparently that requires siding with the Templars, and I'm not some mage-hating plebe. At least I have him harassing the vints, and thanks to Leliana (best girl) they can never trace it back to me.
Thanks to a ******* bug I can't save Sutherland from the Darkspawn, and I'm still salty about it. I had to tell the Keep that he was dead.

Tags: dragon age | inquisition | qunari | avvar

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#7 - samoaspider (12/29/2015) [-]

enchanted sheep

#22 to #7 - donbionicle (12/30/2015) [-]

Nothing beats 'em.

#25 to #22 - stickmanz (12/30/2015) [-]

More like, nothing bleats them

#21 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]

>2015
>Not understanding that Templars are in the right 95% of the time

It's like you don't even know that Meredith did nothing wrong.

#1 - dragonjackel (12/29/2015) [-]

I mean i dont want to hate mages by siding with the templars, but the Red Temps are gonna do a whole lot more damage to thedas than the Venatori, on top of being much more terrifying, so i'd much rather stop them from being a thing; no hard feelings tho, i love mages in DA

#2 to #1 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]

How could the Red Templars do more damage than the Red Mages?

Last time I checked, everyone was ******** themselves over regular mages, let alone red lyrium ones. Plus the mission to save the mages is more fun, and Krem gets to kill Envy. Somehow. We have no idea how.

Besides, it doesn't make much of a difference in the long run.

#11 to #2 - dragonjackel (12/29/2015) [-]

Red Lyrium Mages? last i checked the Venatori just brainwashed them instead. Yeah people piss themselves over mages but have you seen how the red templars progress? they might look normal at first, but damm they spooky later on with all the crystals growing out of everything, that and the Venatori and Brainwashed Mages are a much more limited force, more suited for espionage then the red templars

#10 to #1 - therealrottilargo (12/29/2015) [-]

side with templars: get cole, no gay mage friend.

side with mages: get the gay mage, get cole.

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#23 to #10 - mrmcput ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]

Dorian stills show up if you side with the Templars.

#27 to #23 - therealrottilargo (12/30/2015) [-]

my one playthrough, i didnt get dorian when i went with templars

#12 to #10 - dragonjackel (12/29/2015) [-]

i normally use Vivianne or Solas as my mage, since i only use mages to make the ****** barriers because no healing, unless inquisitor is a mage, then they kill **** with it so i dont need a third one,

#13 to #12 - therealrottilargo (12/29/2015) [-]

depending on where i head, seeing as i play a 2h warrior. i will always bring vivanne or gay mage. cassandra or the false grey warden. and hten cole or biance wielding dwarf

#14 to #13 - dragonjackel (12/29/2015) [-]

no matter how i play (normally fire/frost mage, 2h warrior, or duel wield rogue) i normally bring solas, Bull/Blackwall, and Sera/Varric (cole is cool and all but i can never fit him)

#15 to #14 - therealrottilargo (12/29/2015) [-]

i do wonder, if they will continue iwht the solas thing in the next dragon age.

#16 to #15 - dragonjackel (12/29/2015) [-]

Hope so, man i need to finish inquisition, my origin acc got hacked and the only way to get it back is to make them call me on the phone and im an antisocial (besides my inner circle and chats like these) lazy **** who wont do it

#6 - Viceroy (12/29/2015) [-]

That's not how you spell Morrigan.

#20 to #6 - lightkitara (12/29/2015) [-]

Sir you're absolutely right!

#9 - sciencexplain (12/29/2015) [-]

Finished this game a couple days ago. ******* brilliant. Plenty of content to keep me interested, beautiful large expanses of terrain and scenery and a badass gripping storyline. Romanced Josephine, but I'd rather have gone for Dorian.

#24 to #9 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]

I agree, it's pretty entertaining. I didn't have a lot of time to play it when I first bought it, so I've been making an effort to play as much as I can over break. The environments are vastly improved and look fantastic. HUGE step up from Kirkwall. My only gripe is that I wish there were a few more interesting npc's to run across while exploring. Most people don't have ton to say and only want you to do some MMO style quest for them. There weren't really any interesting, or entertaining cut scenes outside of the main quest line that gave us any overly memorable side characters. I think it makes the world a bit more unique and gives it more personality when you have npc's that you find yourself charmed by.

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#18 to #17 - zhayce ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]

Read the first line in the description

#19 to #18 - megazman (12/29/2015) [-]

oh, woops, I have brought shame upon myself

-5

#8 - plaruti (12/29/2015) [-]

the last 4 panels have absolutely no context to guide you from one scene to the next...
>we need magic!
>what can you do with a bighorn? (make rocking horses?)
>o...k... dis bitch is only in this one panel with no reference from any other panel
>dudes with magic sheep
>story

at least the first 5 were good.

#26 to #8 - Tsquared (12/30/2015) [-]

the implication is that she enchanted the sheep with magic

#3 - Monopolus (12/29/2015) [-]

I would've enjoyed DA:I a HELL of a lot more if my PS3 didn't sound like a ******* jet engine when playing it.

But then again, I heard it ran poorly even on the PS4, so what do I know.