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#10 - therealtotodile
Reply +171
(01/09/2014) [-]
>Steel Armor

What are you, a plebeian!?
#102 to #10 - zahnrad
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Who needs better armour when you're kawaii as ****?
#49 to #10 - sabcy
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
no, I'm just a dude who has mage armor.
#48 to #10 - ciacheczko
Reply +7
(01/09/2014) [-]
Mfw I got to know there's a hidden armor cap after which all additional armor points are meaningless. You could just pimp out my Leather Armor with my epic blacksmithing skills and be nearly as invulnerable as in Ebony one.

In fact, I play only mages and wear robes so it never mattered to me - thought you might wanna know tho
#53 to #48 - adu
Reply +8
(01/09/2014) [-]
>Wearing robes as a mage
>Not maxing out enchanting
>Not maxing out alchemy to boost enchanting
>Not enchanting deadric armor to give infinite destruction spells

You're not worthy to be Archmage.
#79 to #53 - lorkhan
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Its cooler to wear mage armor as a mage unlike the gayest armor ever A.K.A deadric armor.
Too bad the mage armor sucks but looks really cool. And dearic armor is good but ugly.
#64 to #53 - ciacheczko
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
Max out Illusion - cast huge aoe enrage that makes entire cities become full of people who try to kill each other.   
Max out Conjuration - summon a big bad Daedra lord who can solo dragons.   
   
All I gotta do is point my finger and watch things burn. Only filthy plebeians dirty their hands with Destruction magic.
Max out Illusion - cast huge aoe enrage that makes entire cities become full of people who try to kill each other.
Max out Conjuration - summon a big bad Daedra lord who can solo dragons.

All I gotta do is point my finger and watch things burn. Only filthy plebeians dirty their hands with Destruction magic.
#72 to #64 - darthblam
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
I just 1-shot them silently from across the room with my crossbow or beat the **** out of them with my club 'til they stop moving.
Don't need no fancy shmancy magics.
#67 to #64 - adu
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Since my first Skyrim playthrough, I do not use followers, thralls, stealth, or illusion tactics. MY enemies face either elemental fury or my soul-wrenching greatsword. What kind of casual would steal themselves of personally killing every living thing to cross your path?
#227 to #67 - Elemental
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
GOOD MY MINION, SLAY ALL WHOOPPOSE YOU WITH MY GIFTS!
#200 to #67 - AngryRedMidget
Reply 0
(01/10/2014) [-]
I'm glad they added the Legendary additions with Dragonborn, the game is only fun if you play it on that from the start, so that using every glitch and quickpath in the game is a necessity instead of something you have to avoid.
#175 to #67 - JuliusC
Reply 0
(01/10/2014) [-]
>going melee warrior
>not choosing dual weild axe's
do you even dps bro
#68 to #67 - ciacheczko
Reply +3
(01/09/2014) [-]
A sophisticated one.
#73 to #68 - adu
Reply +1
(01/09/2014) [-]
More like a lazy one.
#57 to #53 - darthblam
Reply +8
(01/09/2014) [-]
I maxed out enchanting (and smithing) to pretty much make myself unkillable.
Running around with my two-handed Dragon Bone hammer that does extra fire damage + lifesteal
I named it "Fred Flintstone's Golf Club"
Then enchanted all of my Daedric armor to either have increased 2-handed damage, stamina regen and health regen. Enough to the point to where I would never run out of either of the two in a fight.
I also enchanted my enhanced Dwemer crossbow with lightning and paralyze, named it "Just My Imagination."
Funniest **** ever watching people fall over like statues or glitch and and bounce all over the place.
#60 to #57 - adu
Reply +3
(01/09/2014) [-]
God, I laughed at both of those. You have a knack for naming things.
"Just My Imagination" Jesus Christ
#62 to #60 - darthblam
Reply +3
(01/09/2014) [-]
I have a dragonbone dagger that also has lightning and paralyze, named it "Surprise Buttsex"
That's about all my funnier ones, the rest are kind of generic.
Like my fist damage ring, "Ring of Punch Face"
A necklace to increase frost resistance "Magic Scarf of Warm"
And my armor set is just all named "Super armor" pretty much.
#65 to #62 - adu
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
I tend to give my TES enchantments cool names as opposed to funny ones. In Morrowind I had a ring that boosted intelligence by 47, which I called the "Ring of Paramount Intellect." There was another twin ring that I called "RIng of Unparalleled Wit." I have other items in Skyrim, like the Soul Siphon Claymore, a full set of Dominator Armor (boosts destruction magic + 2-handed), and a battleaxe by the name of Glacialis Flamma.

Among one of the funnier weapon names I've seen on the internet, I remember one bow being called "Kneecapper"
#71 to #65 - darthblam
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I used to do cool sounding and kind of lore-friendly names My first fire sword was named "Dragon's Maw", etc , but I got tired of it as I became more powerful and as most of them started to sound the same because I don't have a thesaurus.
So.. funny names. So that "Just My Imagination" shall be remembered in legend and stories of fear and justice!
#76 to #71 - adu
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
It's just funny because of all the times you snipe bandits from afar. Assuming you're hidden and it doesn't kill them instantly, they'll probably say "It must have been just my imagination," which is technically correct, which is what makes it funny.

If I put some thought into it, I could probably make some funny weapon names too. As a writer though who occasionally dabbles in Latin, I can think of many different synonyms for the occasion.
#80 to #76 - darthblam
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Yep. That's exactly it.
#180 to #80 - jamesofdoom
Reply 0
(01/10/2014) [-]
I named my Daedric punching gloves, "Daedric Gloves Of Major Fisting" or something like that.
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#15 to #10 - lastweek
Reply -2
(01/09/2014) [-]
>plebian
>plebian
#11 to #10 - thewisedane
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
At some poin during my games, I go back to the best armour I have used that still look remotely nordic. It gives better immersion and also makes the game a bit tougher.

So, my Heavy Armour dudette is using Ancient Nord Armour, even though I have an Ebony Full Plate.

#54 to #11 - dyalibya
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
>2014
>not having deadric armour
#229 to #54 - tmgrskat
Reply 0
(01/15/2014) [-]
>2014
>Heavy Armour
#230 to #229 - dyalibya
Reply 0
(01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah , I used both , and both are maxed on my main character
#74 to #54 - hermaeousmora
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
> 2014
> Not using Armor Mods
#204 to #74 - thewisedane
Reply 0
(01/10/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not using mods at all.
#95 to #74 - dyalibya
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
Ah you got me there
#45 to #11 - omnifish **User deleted account**
Reply +9
(01/09/2014) [-]
Do you even stalhrim?
#105 to #45 - drldrl
Reply +7
(01/09/2014) [-]
Nordic Carved looks so much better.
#112 to #105 - omnifish **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Agreed, but if you need an extra boost in armor rating, Heavy Stalhrim gives you as much protection as Dragonplate.