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#10 - therealtotodile ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
>Steel Armor

What are you, a plebeian!?
User avatar #102 to #10 - zahnrad (01/09/2014) [-]
Who needs better armour when you're kawaii as **** ?
User avatar #49 to #10 - sabcy (01/09/2014) [-]
no, I'm just a dude who has mage armor.
#48 to #10 - ciacheczko (01/09/2014) [-]
Mfw I got to know there's a hidden armor cap after which all additional armor points are meaningless. You could just pimp out my Leather Armor with my epic blacksmithing skills and be nearly as invulnerable as in Ebony one.

In fact, I play only mages and wear robes so it never mattered to me - thought you might wanna know tho
#53 to #48 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
>Wearing robes as a mage
>Not maxing out enchanting
>Not maxing out alchemy to boost enchanting
>Not enchanting deadric armor to give infinite destruction spells

You're not worthy to be Archmage.
User avatar #79 to #53 - lorkhan (01/09/2014) [-]
Its cooler to wear mage armor as a mage unlike the gayest armor ever A.K.A deadric armor.
Too bad the mage armor sucks but looks really cool. And dearic armor is good but ugly.
#64 to #53 - ciacheczko (01/09/2014) [-]
Max out Illusion - cast huge aoe enrage that makes entire cities become full of people who try to kill each other.   
Max out Conjuration - summon a big bad Daedra lord who can solo dragons.   
   
All I gotta do is point my finger and watch things burn. Only filthy plebeians dirty their hands with Destruction magic.
Max out Illusion - cast huge aoe enrage that makes entire cities become full of people who try to kill each other.
Max out Conjuration - summon a big bad Daedra lord who can solo dragons.

All I gotta do is point my finger and watch things burn. Only filthy plebeians dirty their hands with Destruction magic.
#72 to #64 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I just 1-shot them silently from across the room with my crossbow or beat the **** out of them with my club 'til they stop moving.
Don't need no fancy shmancy magics.
#67 to #64 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
Since my first Skyrim playthrough, I do not use followers, thralls, stealth, or illusion tactics. MY enemies face either elemental fury or my soul-wrenching greatsword. What kind of casual would steal themselves of personally killing every living thing to cross your path?
#227 to #67 - Elemental (01/13/2014) [-]
GOOD MY MINION, SLAY ALL WHOOPPOSE YOU WITH MY GIFTS!
User avatar #200 to #67 - AngryRedMidget (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm glad they added the Legendary additions with Dragonborn, the game is only fun if you play it on that from the start, so that using every glitch and quickpath in the game is a necessity instead of something you have to avoid.
User avatar #175 to #67 - JuliusC ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
>going melee warrior
>not choosing dual weild axe's
do you even dps bro
User avatar #68 to #67 - ciacheczko (01/09/2014) [-]
A sophisticated one.
#73 to #68 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
More like a lazy one.
User avatar #57 to #53 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I maxed out enchanting (and smithing) to pretty much make myself unkillable.
Running around with my two-handed Dragon Bone hammer that does extra fire damage + lifesteal
I named it "Fred Flintstone's Golf Club"
Then enchanted all of my Daedric armor to either have increased 2-handed damage, stamina regen and health regen. Enough to the point to where I would never run out of either of the two in a fight.
I also enchanted my enhanced Dwemer crossbow with lightning and paralyze, named it "Just My Imagination."
Funniest **** ever watching people fall over like statues or glitch and and bounce all over the place.
#60 to #57 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
God, I laughed at both of those. You have a knack for naming things.
"Just My Imagination" Jesus Christ
User avatar #62 to #60 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I have a dragonbone dagger that also has lightning and paralyze, named it "Surprise Buttsex"
That's about all my funnier ones, the rest are kind of generic.
Like my fist damage ring, "Ring of Punch Face"
A necklace to increase frost resistance "Magic Scarf of Warm"
And my armor set is just all named "Super armor" pretty much.
User avatar #65 to #62 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
I tend to give my TES enchantments cool names as opposed to funny ones. In Morrowind I had a ring that boosted intelligence by 47, which I called the "Ring of Paramount Intellect." There was another twin ring that I called "RIng of Unparalleled Wit." I have other items in Skyrim, like the Soul Siphon Claymore, a full set of Dominator Armor (boosts destruction magic + 2-handed), and a battleaxe by the name of Glacialis Flamma.

Among one of the funnier weapon names I've seen on the internet, I remember one bow being called "Kneecapper"
User avatar #71 to #65 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
I used to do cool sounding and kind of lore-friendly names My first fire sword was named "Dragon's Maw", etc , but I got tired of it as I became more powerful and as most of them started to sound the same because I don't have a thesaurus.
So.. funny names. So that "Just My Imagination" shall be remembered in legend and stories of fear and justice!
User avatar #76 to #71 - adu (01/09/2014) [-]
It's just funny because of all the times you snipe bandits from afar. Assuming you're hidden and it doesn't kill them instantly, they'll probably say "It must have been just my imagination," which is technically correct, which is what makes it funny.

If I put some thought into it, I could probably make some funny weapon names too. As a writer though who occasionally dabbles in Latin, I can think of many different synonyms for the occasion.
#80 to #76 - darthblam (01/09/2014) [-]
Yep. That's exactly it.
#180 to #80 - jamesofdoom (01/10/2014) [-]
I named my Daedric punching gloves, "Daedric Gloves Of Major Fisting" or something like that.
User avatar #195 to #180 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/10/2014) [-]
And I named my glass sword "Souls of the innocent" so that the soul capture adds irony.
#15 to #10 - lastweek (01/09/2014) [-]
>plebian
>plebian
User avatar #11 to #10 - thewisedane (01/09/2014) [-]
At some poin during my games, I go back to the best armour I have used that still look remotely nordic. It gives better immersion and also makes the game a bit tougher.

So, my Heavy Armour dudette is using Ancient Nord Armour, even though I have an Ebony Full Plate.

User avatar #54 to #11 - dyalibya (01/09/2014) [-]
>2014
>not having deadric armour
User avatar #229 to #54 - tmgrskat (01/15/2014) [-]
>2014
>Heavy Armour
User avatar #230 to #229 - dyalibya (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah , I used both , and both are maxed on my main character
User avatar #74 to #54 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
> 2014
> Not using Armor Mods
User avatar #204 to #74 - thewisedane (01/10/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not using mods at all.
User avatar #95 to #74 - dyalibya (01/09/2014) [-]
Ah you got me there
#45 to #11 - omnifish **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Do you even stalhrim?
#105 to #45 - drldrl (01/09/2014) [-]
Nordic Carved looks so much better.
User avatar #112 to #105 - omnifish **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Agreed, but if you need an extra boost in armor rating, Heavy Stalhrim gives you as much protection as Dragonplate.
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