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User avatar #44 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
Leaving your child with a vampire that isn't Serana?

The Dawnguard would be ashamed...
User avatar #99 to #44 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
The Dawnguard SHOULD be ashamed. ******* racists. Vampires deserve equal rights too!
On a side note, that would have been an awesome alternative. Working towards diplomacy or something and make it so humans and vampires existed together in harmony and **** . Humans/Elves/Khajiits/Argonians would run shops, work, and guard during the day, and Vampires would do all that at night, letting you buy **** all day and night.
User avatar #114 to #99 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
Vampirism isn't a race. It's a disease... An irreversible illness that must be stopped.
User avatar #116 to #114 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but did you even play Skyrim? Once you become a Vampire, no one refers to you by race. Even Argonians call you "Landstrider" if you're a Vampire Argonian. And it's EASILY reversed. All you gotta do is take a filled black soul gem to the black wizard dude, he takes you to the stone thing, says **** , and BOOM. Not a vampire anymore.
User avatar #183 to #116 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (01/10/2014) [-]
Can you not see that he is roleplaying? Holy **** .

And by the way no, Vampires are not a race, they are classified as a race technically in the creation kit (which is why argonians will call you landstrider if you are a argonian-vampire) but by elder scrolls lore, they are men/mer/beast cursed/blessed into undeath, vampirism was created by molag bal by Him Raping a Nedic Woman causing her to be a "Full Blooded" Vampire but "Full Blooded" Vampires can still be cured to their former self so i don't think even they can be classified as a race.
User avatar #184 to #183 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
I am fully aware of the lore, and I'm only saying they're a race because I can.
#189 to #184 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (01/10/2014) [-]
oh.


User avatar #122 to #116 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
I LOOKED THIS **** UP AND LANDSTRIDER REFERS TO ANY NON-ARGONIAN RACE. I was a vampire once, and I did get it reversed but you're not supposed to talk about that **** because what that guy did was pretty demonic and **** ...
User avatar #129 to #122 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Exactly. You start the game as an argonian, become a vampire, other argonians refer to you as land strider. Meaning when you become a vampire, you become a different race. And it's no more demonic than enchanting or using a staff to summon an atronach. You're moving souls from one place to another. And with the staff **** , you're using the energy of a soul to summon a daedra. Not much different than giving up a bandit's soul to get your own back. Think of it like a transplant from an organ donor, except it's not vital to your survival. Plus, Vampires can be a benefit. They make much better guards at night than man or mer as they have night vision and don't get tired at night.
User avatar #130 to #129 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
Perhaps they don't refer to you as a landstrider because you are now of a different race but because you are no longer living. You are nor race, you are simply nothing but living dead... Oh wait in fact it does, being a vampire classifies the dragonborn as undead. What you're basically saying is that we should have undead rights, meaning skeletons and zombies may be allowed to roam the streets of Riften, Draugrs can sleep in Solitude. That is not a Skyrim I wish to live in...

But you're right about Falion's quest, I remember that being a lot more evil than it was...
User avatar #136 to #130 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
As soon as Skeletons and Draugr request to have the same rights, they can have them, because last time I checked, they were no smarter than your average skeever. Yeah, they can use weapons and bows and magic, but they're merely puppets to ancient necromancy. Vampires, on the other hand, are sentient beings. They are the product of a bloodline started by a Daedric Prince, putting them on par with Orcs, maybe even above since they are immortal. As in, cannot die unless it's through combat. That would make it perfect for orcs, actually, since dying outside of battle is considered dishonorable for orcs.
User avatar #142 to #136 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
Where Orsimer and Vampires differ is that Vampirism is a disease that can be cured, as you have said earlier. It's like when land whales complain about not being able to get on a roller coaster because of their size, they can try to recover instead of just continuing their life style... As soon as their are enough vampires like Serana who I can trust will not sneak around houses and drain people blood when they feel peckish, then I will gladly accept them, but for now I would have to decline...

At least tell me your an Imperial... I have a strong feeling you are given your stance on equal rights...
User avatar #148 to #142 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I prefer playing as a Dunmer though. And is it a disease, or a blessing? Plus, you never drain someone dry when you play as a vampire, the only vampires that do that in-game are nothing more than bandits. The vampires you join feed off of bandits kept as thralls. In fact, as stated in game, some of the thralls come to the vampires willingly, so it's probably some fetish thing.
User avatar #152 to #148 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
(I'd just like you to know that I didn't do the vampire half of that DLC 'cause I have an extreme dislike for them)

So they live of their food without actually killing it? Sound an awful lot like a parasite, they live off their host though if they were to kill it then they'd have no source of food. But like I said earlier, if I don't have to worry about somebody sneaking into my house during the night and taking a sip of my blood EVEN WITHOUT ME NOTICING then I will gladly sign a petition for them. And when I said Imperial I meant faction wise, as opposed to those racist as storm cloaks...
User avatar #154 to #152 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, you can look at it that way, but like I said, a lot of people volunteer as some kind of fetish.
Oh yeah, I join the Imperials.
User avatar #155 to #154 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
I guess I'd be ok with them if they all had this weird fetish partner in their house... I might be inclined to let them have rights then... But they do still have a power thirst that they cannot seem to quench...

I knew you were an Imperial too, their's no way a Stormcloak would be so accepting as to allow Vampires into their cities.
User avatar #157 to #155 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, they'd probably feed off the local prison. Or drink blood potions. Pretty much, thieves and bandits bled dry into bottles.
User avatar #158 to #157 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's still pretty unsettling. I mean, I don't think anybody really deserves to be human cattle...
#159 to #158 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #160 to #159 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
Would he feed an entire clan of people? If so, where the **** do I sign?
User avatar #161 to #160 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, actually, if I remember correctly they don't NEED to drink blood, they only do so to decrease how much the sun damages them and so they don't reach level 4 vampirism where it's obvious and gets them attacked. Also, because it's like chocolate or wine or some **** for them. They don't need it to survive, but would you really wanna live without chocolate? They really don't wanna live without drinking blood.
User avatar #162 to #161 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [-]
I would gladly give them all the ****** characters if it meant they would die. I don't care if they don't need another ****** kid, they're gonna get one.
User avatar #55 to #44 - admiralen (01/09/2014) [-]
well, he is her father so obviously he did something right when he had a kid
User avatar #70 to #55 - thefunnyside (01/09/2014) [-]
But didn't he go insane which caused her and he mother to flee from him?
User avatar #77 to #70 - admiralen (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah, but she still came out as our beloved serana
User avatar #78 to #77 - thefunnyside (01/09/2014) [-]
True, true
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