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#98 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
That's right, give her the Mace of Molag-Bal, a.k.a. the King of Rape. I'm not making that up, look it up on an Elder Scrolls wiki.
User avatar #111 to #98 - Marker (01/09/2014) [-]
Molag Bal's a bro, though
#117 to #111 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
His voice was perhaps the scariest thing in the whole game to me. The Daedra are terrifying, at least to me. Though I like Hermaeus Mora's emphasis on knowledge and secrets. Reminds me of Ulyaoth (from Eternal Darkness).

If you haven't played that game, go buy or borrow a Gamecube (though Wii plays Gamecube games too) and play it right the **** now.
User avatar #132 to #117 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Eternal Darkness is the best!
#137 to #132 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
You bet your sweet ass it is! Lovecraftian survival horror is best survival horror. I mean, what else can you expect from the game that inspired Amnesia: the Dark Descent?
User avatar #138 to #137 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Apparently it's spiritual successor, Shadows of the Eternals, didn't do too well on its kickstarter. What I wouldn't give to go toe-to-toe with more of those eldritch abominations.
User avatar #139 to #138 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Aww, the stuff I like doesn't seem to get much support on Kickstarter... first a return of Mage Knight and now this? For shame, Internet, for shame. And whatever happened to Yogventures?

As for the other thing, I feel like going toe-to-toe with the Ancients themselves would be a mistake. It would violate the whole Lovecraftian feel, the theme of humanity being powerless in an uncaring universe. Also dark revelations that cause madness. That too. Can't forget the madness.
User avatar #140 to #139 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh i didn't mean like trying to land combos on Chatturgha. That's beyond stupid. I meant all of their color-coded foot soldiers. I thought the Horrors and the Guardians were all really cool monster designs.
#144 to #140 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Aww yeah. I even came up with my own Ancien One when I played it in college. Hrgl'blargl, the demon god of puppies.
User avatar #145 to #144 - DiabloStrawhat (01/09/2014) [-]
Truly, this foul beasts' unspeakable darkness is matched only by Mantorok itself.
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User avatar #147 to #145 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Somebody played through multiple times, didn't they?
User avatar #187 to #147 - DiabloStrawhat (01/10/2014) [-]
I got the secret ending maybe a week after I started my first playthrough. The second playthrough I finished in a day. I was CONSUMED by this game.
User avatar #193 to #187 - atrocitustheking (01/10/2014) [-]
It was pretty fantastic.
User avatar #118 to #117 - malhaloc (01/09/2014) [-]
They're supposed to be terrifying, they're ******* demons lol
User avatar #120 to #118 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Or rather, gods who didn't get on board with the whole "creating Mundus" thing.
#109 to #98 - blockade (01/09/2014) [-]
It's kinda funny because on my first playthrough, I've been using the Mace to sneak attack people with.
#113 to #109 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
A sneaky smash on the head... Oinkbane would be proud*.

* If you get this reference I will love you forever.
#115 to #113 - blockade (01/09/2014) [-]
“I am Oinkbane the Deadly, and you will now suffer my SNEAK ATTAAAAAAACK!”
#119 to #115 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
You've just made my day. And I was already having a pretty good one.
#125 to #119 - blockade (01/09/2014) [-]
One would expect no less from the GREATEST ASSASSIN EVER.
User avatar #131 to #125 - atrocitustheking (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, enough /tg/ circle jerking.
May Oinkbane find your enemies and dispatch them with "Big Smashy".
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