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How to raise children in skyrim

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Submitted: 01/09/2014
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User avatar #3 - I Am Monkey (01/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Children can't die in Bethesda games. Send her on dangerous missions for profit. I'm pretty sure it's impossible not to be a responsible parent when your kid is invincible.
#10 - therealtotodile ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (33 replies)
>Steel Armor

What are you, a plebeian!?
#14 - acheeto (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#52 - rawrursaurus (01/09/2014) [-]
But what happens when she grows up?
User avatar #1 - trivdiego (01/09/2014) [-]
Well its not like they can come under harms way
#82 - panamaofjacks (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>kid playing with Mehrune's Razor
>"ouch! I accidentally cut myself, but no bi-"
>instantly die
User avatar #41 - tipjar (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#6
Implying that people ever used the stairs getting up a mountain
User avatar #4 - upyourarsinal ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
like i would give them azura's star. a soul gem is a soul gem.
#133 - Captainunhelpful (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#98 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (21 replies)
That's right, give her the Mace of Molag-Bal, a.k.a. the King of Rape. I'm not making that up, look it up on an Elder Scrolls wiki.
#63 - crellow (01/09/2014) [-]
mfw everytime I enter a dwemer ruin
#96 - FightClub (01/09/2014) [-]
"Clavicus 'THE' Vile"

mfw
User avatar #44 - seratyo (01/09/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Leaving your child with a vampire that isn't Serana?

The Dawnguard would be ashamed...
#182 - outerfiend (01/10/2014) [-]
>the tags
User avatar #7 - vladhellsing (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> Carry black soul gem.
> Cast soultrap on your child.
> Slay them.

Now you can carry them around wherever you want! Just make sure to label the gem so you don't accidentally recharge your weapon with your own child.
User avatar #32 - kolya (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Giant's toe,sabrecat eye and butterfly wings...breakfast of the champions
#149 - calvinfumbles (01/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #150 - tombobbusama (01/09/2014) [-]
Today I was off school, and I had just installed some new mods, so I thought I'd start a new playthrough and try to properly roleplay this time.
So I went through the opening cutscene, yada yada yada, and made my character. I set myself as a Breton, and made her as hot as I could. I dunno, I just find Bretons more attractive. Anyhoo, while I was making her, she felt really really familiar. I brushed it off and continued playing as Gwedolyn the Adventuress.
However, half an hour into playing, it suddenly hit me. I knew where that face was from.
It was a girl at my school named Lucy. She sits next to me in psychology.
I was about to delete her to be less creepy. But then I had a better idea.
I'd roleplay her as perfectly as I know how.
Now, she's one of these 'popular bitches' - though she has become a bit nicer recently - so I gave her a trait where she is obsessed with Jewelry and looking nice. So like, out of all the different fur armours, she'd only wear that skimpy one that also has shoulders, and she's extremely reluctant to sell any necklaces. Also, I try to make her a bit squeemish of the undead and spiders. She can kill undead - you cant exactly not - but she will not loot them at all. Heck, even searching through just regular dead makes her feel a bit ill, but god help her if they happen to have a gem or a ring in their pockets.

tl;dr: I took something that was kinda creepy, and turned it into something that was very creepy.

Before you ask, nude mod is a yes
#191 - loligirls (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I download a bunch of loli mods and lesbian rape their pussies
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