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User avatar #13 - holycrapimacupcake (01/05/2014) [-]
I actually tried being peaceful as Ghandi. Then someone brought back plans for a nuke and well...you do the math.
#17 to #13 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I tried that at first, but then Alexander the Average started talking shit about me every few turns, and I had to put him in his place. I conquered most of his cities before accepting his offer of peace. After a couple of ages, he hops back on his trash talking horse and I wiped him off the goddamn map. I tried being peaceful again with China. I offered them gifts and everything, but when I asked for permission to pass through their borders, I was denied because I was too "violent." I slaughtered all of them to their point. By the time I met Ghandi, I had starved all of my cities in order to create an unbeatable military force and immediately declared war on him.   
   
tl:dr  I should never be given power
I tried that at first, but then Alexander the Average started talking shit about me every few turns, and I had to put him in his place. I conquered most of his cities before accepting his offer of peace. After a couple of ages, he hops back on his trash talking horse and I wiped him off the goddamn map. I tried being peaceful again with China. I offered them gifts and everything, but when I asked for permission to pass through their borders, I was denied because I was too "violent." I slaughtered all of them to their point. By the time I met Ghandi, I had starved all of my cities in order to create an unbeatable military force and immediately declared war on him.

tl:dr I should never be given power
User avatar #79 to #17 - thewintersaint (01/05/2014) [-]
VIVA LE PRESIDENTE!!
gandhi would be proud
#56 to #17 - erethilful (01/05/2014) [-]
>Be Japan   
>2000 BC Alexander starts to harass me   
>Live quietly over 2000 years, listening at his mocking   
>~500AD   
>"Your army is nothing but dicks and faggots"   
>Got gold spared from many cities and killing barbs   
>Buy an legion of samurais   
>Annex half of their cities, burn few in the ground   
Mfw Alexander tried to bribe me with his last little gold   
Mfw Greek can't shut up their mouth
>Be Japan
>2000 BC Alexander starts to harass me
>Live quietly over 2000 years, listening at his mocking
>~500AD
>"Your army is nothing but dicks and faggots"
>Got gold spared from many cities and killing barbs
>Buy an legion of samurais
>Annex half of their cities, burn few in the ground
Mfw Alexander tried to bribe me with his last little gold
Mfw Greek can't shut up their mouth
#60 to #56 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
English is not your first language I assume
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