Gotta love kids on Halo.

Beta as fuck

That's why I don't play multiplayer games like halo or COD anymore.

once got asked by a kid to join his "clan"
MFW

When kids send me messages to try to get me to join their clans.

DEUUEAUGH CAMPING IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN DO IT ITS NOT HOW YOU PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA IM TELLING MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ON THE MIC-DIO[JHGP0AEUGHF;GKIJI MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG AODFHOSHDFGIFGGUGUGUGDH MLG 1V1 BITCH 1V1 I'LL 1V1 MLG QUICKSCOPE NOSCOPE 360 HELICOPTER TURNAROUND BICYCLE KICK KNIFE COMMANDO JUGGERNAUT TURKISH DELIGHT BRUCE WILLIS MLG 1V1 SNIPER xXxX XOXOXOXOX sNiiPeZzZzZ qUiiCkShOtZz MlG XOXOXOXOXOX XxXx YOU FAGGIT POO STABBER SAOJSHIGH MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>take off headset
>set it next to amp
>turn amp up all the way
>slap guitar strings
>listen to their cries of agony as I rape their very souls with a sound equivalent to satan having his balls thrown in a meat grinder
>lol

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Zone: Pro
Lol.
No.

everybody just spam him with "you are a faggot " messages

13 year olds trying to act badass on xbox.
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This weekend me and my friends did the following "Spartan ID's":

> SWAG
> YOLO
> 9GAG
> OBEY

The amount of hate messages, comments and team kills we got... Holy shit, we died laughing our asses off. Everytime we jumped in a tank or manticore, we just got plasma grenaded by our own teammates and "start of match" we got an immediatly pummel in our backs.

Also, in one match, people noticed we did it for fun, so suddenly everyone changed their ID's to SWAG, YOLO, YOLO, SWAG, SWAG.

who else loves when people play their music through the headset for everyone else to hear? It's so nice of them to be considerate and share their tastes in music...

Well, i've got to hold still while i try to make sense of your message don't I?

I can't snipe unless they are standing still for a minute or I am using the Binary Rifle

"Gud enuf to moov wit teh snipe"

How I read it.

can somebody translate, ive tried google tanslate but it's not giving me anything.

Mfw people say SWAT is a good gametype that requires skill

I once got a meessage from Dr Doozies saying I was a hacker for getting an Extermination with a Spartan Lazer.



He called me mean names...