Yeah, you could totally turn in all that stuff for the financial equivalent of a piss in a bucket...or you could sell them online and make waaaaaay more money.

BUT, you won't. You'll trade them in at Gamestop just like countless other customers I've seen walk through my doors and you'll plop your collection of ancient shit in front of someone like me and we'll look at you like you are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. Because you are. And then we'll tell you that you'll get 20 cents for your game and you'll get all pissy. You'll say how you could get more at a pawn shop or how we're ripping you off. Then you'll still trade it in because you're an idiot.

Then you'll come home with your fresh piece of plastic that says you have store credit and you'll look at your empty shelves and you'll get mad. Then instead of not doing it again you'll just post a picture and caption it with some Gamestop hate.