Day 12: everybody around me has died, I think i'm the only one that hasn't fallen. We had to cut Danny's hand to prevent him from doing it, but the fool used his mouth. we had to throw him out of the camp. I can't sleep, i see big animes tiddies everywhere i look, i'm becoming insane, I hope this madness will end soon.
"We've never played Dungeons and Dragons with girls before"
"Oh sweetie, no one has"
Come on. I for one seriously oppose the "my feminist feewings" type trend going around just as much as the next FunnyJunker, but that stung like crazy the first time I saw it.
Yeah, and there was this one time when a girl delivered a pizza to my house and I offered her a big tip and she took the whole thing. Not as good as that time when I fixed this Milf's plumbing while her husband was at work and she enjoyed the pipe work I put down. Brings me back to my mechanic days... When college girls would bring their car to my workshop because they wanted me to do some body work.
When I was on border patrol, I came across this beautiful mexican girl that didn't speak english, so we had to communicate by using body language.