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User avatar #1 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
xcom

aka

'that game where if you don't sacrifice goats regularly to RNGesus you will ****** die'
User avatar #10 to #1 - yugiohkris (12/24/2015) [-]
Nah, I beat enemy within without losing a single guy.The first 3 months were hell, but I made it through. I was playing on Classic for the An Army Of Four achievement.
User avatar #3 to #1 - letmetouchyourboob [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
haven played on Ironman Impossible i can certainly agree to that statement.
#7 to #3 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Same. Took me about 15 tries to get past the intro level. MFW I made it to my first terror mission. I think I dropped down to classic difficulty soon after. Wanted to complete it so bad but I just didn't have the time to restart every time I died.
User avatar #8 to #7 - letmetouchyourboob [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
i failed 10 times before i manged to beat the game. gotta tell you, the feeling of killing the Uber Ethereal in the last level is nothing short of orgasmic.
User avatar #24 to #3 - regularorange (12/24/2015) [-]
I always play ironamn because I think save scumming removes the permadeath drama
User avatar #13 to #1 - zerpderp (12/24/2015) [-]
xcom where chryssalids make you cry and turn your plasma shotgun badass trooper into a prego bitch zombie
User avatar #27 to #13 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
That's the reason I ******* love MECs- chryssalids are useless against them.
User avatar #30 to #27 - zerpderp (12/24/2015) [-]
I never got enemy within
User avatar #31 to #30 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
The game gets 50% better with it. Can't imagine playing without it anymore.
User avatar #18 - seratyo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I only just started playing Xcom: Enemy Unknown. ******* missed a 98% chance to hit at point blank range.
>QUIT TO DESKTOP
#19 to #18 - thechosentroll (12/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to XCOM. Have fun getting your best guy oneshotted by a thinman, who shot off-screen, through 5 walls, and got a critical.
User avatar #34 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
while you were in high cover

because **** you
#38 to #34 - dontknowme (12/24/2015) [-]
At elevation
User avatar #43 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
with damn good ground
#44 to #43 - dontknowme (12/24/2015) [-]
Covered in smoke
User avatar #45 to #44 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
while being supressed
#46 to #45 - dontknowme (01/05/2016) [-]
While you were wearing the skeleton suit
User avatar #20 to #19 - seratyo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Already happened, like, twice...

I have had very few panics, which I'm thankful for...
User avatar #21 to #20 - thechosentroll (12/24/2015) [-]
Tip coming from a guy who completed the game on hard, without save scumming, losing only a single guy: Don't name your soldiers. For the love of god, do not name them. I am convinced the game is programmed to recognize that **** and trigger the ******** protocols. The one guy I lost was the one I named after myself. Went on a mission, got oneshotted by a crit. Reloaded the last save, went on a different mission, got oneshotted by a crit. Reloaded a third time, went on the first mission again, nearly beat it without a single casualty and the last thinman left managed to oneshot me with a crit. I know RNGsus hates me, but that is ridiculous.
User avatar #23 to #21 - seratyo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Well, I'm only playing on Medium, but I'll keep that in mind...
User avatar #25 to #23 - terafafus (12/24/2015) [-]
ive lost my friend when he missed with 75% and i shot him with 15% and hitted him
#14 - thechosentroll (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not XCOM until you miss a 99% shot or someone gets fisted to death. Sometimes both at the same time.
User avatar #26 to #14 - emiyashirou (12/24/2015) [-]
I missed on 95+%. Eleven times in a ******* row. Where is your RNGod now?
User avatar #35 to #26 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
you know that the game predetermines all actions right? as in, if your sniper has a 99% chance to hit but miss and you reload and try again it will miss. only by enabling "save scumming" does the actions determined result differ between reloads.
User avatar #36 to #35 - emiyashirou (12/24/2015) [-]
It wasn't savescumming, it was 11 consecutive turns that all my attacks missed.
User avatar #9 - berengar (12/24/2015) [-]
XCOM, where the percent chance to hit is a boldfaced liar.
#11 - theshimmy (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
>one alien left
>80% hit chance
>noice
>MISSED

******* HOW
YET SOMEHOW I GET A CRITICAL ON 50%
#2 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - LOLWUTS (12/24/2015) [-]
Anyone else a fan of Northernlion's Xcom LPs? #FizzlebeefDontMiss
User avatar #29 - yunablade (12/24/2015) [-]
Ironman mode is the most hardcore sadistic thing I have ever seen...

God forbids you miss a 90% chance shot because suddenly your **** is going to get pushed hard until it falls from your ears.
#28 - installation (12/24/2015) [-]
Is Xcom that good? I got it because it was bundled with another game. I never tried it. It's just been in my library. Forever.
#37 to #28 - dontknowme (12/24/2015) [-]
It's one of my all time favorites.
#16 - pentol ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
why am i so hyped for XCOM 2? 80% of my time in EU/EW was with the Long War mod. XCOM 2 looks very little like LW. the LW team are doing other things, now that the mod is just about finished.
User avatar #39 - xlelez (12/24/2015) [-]
the biggest thing about this game that I don't like, even more that the ******************** RNG, is the fact that you can't send extra doods to go take care of other countries. Like, I've got like 30 extra of the buggers just hanging around like useless little ***** , send them out to win or die against the other alien landing zones.

That plus RNG means that, through no fault of your own, you can die and lose the game. Which is ******** .

Aside from that it's a really fun game.
User avatar #40 to #39 - chuca (12/24/2015) [-]
I remember someone talking about in the ironman mode or whatever it's called that everything you could possibly do is pre-determined. So you have situations where you are going to shoot a guy 4 times with a 94% chance to hit him and you miss every shot.
User avatar #42 to #40 - generaljosh (12/24/2015) [-]
I mean, it's predetermined in the same way every other 'random' sequence generated by a computer is. There's no such thing as a true random number generator (at least not on a home PC). Everything's just based on an algorithm that spits out a number, which will give an approximately random distribution.

Many generators take the computer's clock into account as well as the previous number. The only thing that the ironman mode you're talking about does is disable the clock input to the random number generator, so the numbers it outputs are always based on the previous number alone. So yeah, it will always spit out the same sequence of numbers if you reload the save.

You can see this in practice if you have a TI calculator. If you set the random seed to some arbitrary number, it will always spit out the same sequence of random numbers.
User avatar #41 to #40 - xlelez (12/24/2015) [-]
oh yea, the seed is generated at the start of the level and if you take the exact same moves you'll get the exact same results.

It's why "Save Scum" doesn't mean **** here for the most part.
#33 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
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oh damn
User avatar #15 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
I thought this was about Gears of War because of the title.
#12 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
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#5 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
There's a book?
User avatar #6 to #5 - letmetouchyourboob [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
xcom 2 resurrection is it's name.
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