Feeling old yet?

because you're just that fucking stupid, that's why.

time to stop posting, right?

PD:and yes I do understand the irony of this

Is the game modified? Because he doesn't usually fall like that....

home.
At least before I fucked everything up

this post makes me want to install it again.

or atleast finish my multiplayer server of it.

I still have it on my computer, but it doesn't want to run on W7, no idea why...

it does but it needs a couple of fixes. altho every install i did still crashes on some mission pretty early so i just play the game to *pic related*

at least it was before i fucked everything up

after all this time i still read that in cjs voice

have a thumb my good sir

lol CJ

m.youtube.com/user/jflemingification - This guy thinks he's the God of the 90's or something. He can't leave it alone.

And you get a watermelon soda with your meal.

top weapons: uzumymw
health: hesoyam
flying cars: ripazha
monster truck: monstermash
those are the only ones i remember

Jumpjet and hesoyam are some of the only ones I can remember. And then of course yecgaa, jetpack.

I meant Ps2 codes, my bad.

never played on ps2
just pc

Hargh!!

R1, R2, L1, L2, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up. (Tier 1)
( same ) left, down, right, up, left, down, down, left. (Tier 2 (My fav because knife and de-eagle))
( same ) left, down, right, up, left, down, down, down. (Tier 3)
R1, R2, L1, X, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up. (Armor + Health)
Triangle, triangle, square, circle, triangle, left, down, down, left (For Hydra ( i think))

Flying cars got me beat, i never used it to be honest.

It was so fun! But I never memorized.


btw, did you know you could get past the games altitude ceiling with the "Car's fly away when touched" cheat?

Dude, 10 years ago, i was 7. I didnt think twice about cheats and all that. It never accrued to me that i can f*ck around in a game so much.. Also, Vice City is my favorite GTA by far. San Andreas was nothing short of godlike, but Vice City is the best for me.

I never did missions, but I loved Vice City Public Radio, and dieing from touching water.

all I remember is AEZAKMI

For Xbox-
Weapons Tiers(not in a specific order): R, black button, L, black button, left, down, right up, left, down, right, up.
R, black button, L, black button, left, down, right, up, left, down, down, down.
R, black button, L, black button, left, down, right, up, left, down, down, left.
Health, money, and armor: R, black button, L, A, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up.
Hydra: Y, Y, X, B, A, L, L, down, up.
Flying car mode: I have no idea because I did not use that very often.
*Note, on Xbox 360, replace the black button with the right bumper and the white button with the left bumper(for any cheats with white button).
Plus I already knew most of the Vice City cheats on PC such as; Armor- preciousprotection, Health- aspirine, Wanted level down- leavemealone, Make all vehicles around you explode- bigbang
those are just some of them, though.

judging by that comment, i'd say thats a pretty solid possibility...

I have been. And hard.
Still waiting for them to announce RDR for PC.

LA Noire was okay for awhile, but got pretty repetitive to the point where I never finished it.

you haven't played all of them, that's why

Not even GTA IV/TLAD?

I don't see a reason to be disappointed in GTA IV, it had good gameplay and graphics, everyone is saying that it was terrible just because of the physics engine, but that just made me laugh many times, which even makes the game more fun.

The entire game was a graphics test. The story wasn't as good as the stories in the other GTAs, there was an unbelievable fuckload of people, including me, having problems with installing and playing it, TLAD doesn't happily cooperate with AMD cards with no fix for it at all so you're stuck with shitty lag (though I might be wrong about the AMD cards part, it's been ages since I tried finding a fix for it). The colors were dull, dead and boring, there was no life in the game at all, the missions were boring to the point where you'd rather watch grass grow and the physics engine was pretty annoying most of the times, for example the vehicles driving like the road was as wet as a hooker's pussy in front of thousands of men with some kind of fetish of being raped and watched, though the anti-gravitational physics can indeed make you chuckle at times.

Though half of it is just my opinion, it's still why I was disappointed in it and many, many others share these opinions with me. Was pretty fucking pissed when I first got it.

Oh thanks, I thought I was the only one.

I will be disappointed in GTA 5, it wont be on PC

<------ the gif is for Rockstar games

Don't be so dramatic. Of course they are going to release it on PC.
But the tactic is they can make you pay more for less work if you buy a console version.
Whereas with the PC version they'll have to implement lots and lots of graphics settings and other customisable feautures and can realistically only ask you to pay $60. It's just going to be late a couple months so the hyped up people who just HAVE GOT to play this can get (a console if they don't already own one and) the game for the console.

Wasn't there a petition to have it be released on PC? It'd suck hugetime if they really wouldn't do that.

Last time i heard about forcing a dev to make a game on PC was Dark Souls

Can't say i hate it, but it could've been better to say the least.
Atleast i got the DLC with it...

There is only release date on PS3 and Xbox 360, if it comes out for PC, it wont be for a long time after PS3 and Xbox

I'd be seriously disappointed in R* if they'd end up not doing it for PC.. and if they do they had better not do a shitty port again.

Me too, GTA had its rise on the PC, if anything GTA should be a PC exclusive.

I'd love that. Too many console-exclusive games exist already anyway, time for GTA to become a VIP-game kinda thing.

Too bad many PC-gamers just torrent games and don't pay for it. I think that's a big reason.

This is partialy true, not all PC gamers are pirates. A lot more people buy their games, i admit as you may or may not have saw that i have pirated some games sometimes, but most games that are worthy of being payed for, i buy. So its really not that much about piracy. Its more because more gamers use consoles instead of PCs, and by more gamers, i mean there are a lot of little brats playing COD and Battlefield 3, and other games that they should not be playing at their age.

Yeah, indubitably. I only pay for games of which I know are good series (in my opinion, of course) and will have good sequels (AC and Prototype as some examples) since I don't feel like wasting money on a game I will not or barely like, which is a given.

Same thing here, i would pay 200€ for an awesome game llike GTA V if i needed to, but some games that i dont think that i will play that much after beating it once, i just download it, then again GTA being an open world game, even after you beat it there is a lot of stuff to do.

Yes, GTA is definitely the best game for gameplay value after beating it. No other game like it.

Haha, you're exactly the kind of guy I'm talking about. I'm not against piracy, but you can't just chose if you wan't to pay for a game or not. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad (especially if it's according to you).

I'm not better though. I too used to torrent games the same way you did. Only thing I'm saying is that PC-gaming will suffer as long as there are people like you and me (plus every poor guy in the world with an Internet connection)

Ok yes, but that is still not the point, Piracy is yet a foothold to why PC gaming is being "descriminated", its more because there are more people playing on consoles than on PCs

Me too...

So how's life being 14 or under?

I'm uh. 17.

GTA was released in 2001. I'd have been five/six.

Why is Google lying to me?

Because you play Xbox.

Grand Theft Auto III is a 2001 open world action-adventure computer and video game developed by DMA Design (now Rockstar North) in the United Kingdom, and published by Rockstar Games. It is the first 3D title in the Grand Theft Auto series. It was released in October 2001 for the PlayStation 2, May 2002 for Microsoft Windows, in November 2003 for the Xbox.

Google's fault mang. Also a bit mine since I didn't take the time to read the shit on the sides. My bad.

No need to apologize mate :')